Kisame swallowed another bite of the food he was given and smiled a toothy grin. This was delicious! Everyone was happily eating something delicious. Or rather... Everyone but Deidara.

Deidara instead scowled at the spoonful of dark greeny-brown organic pea-spinach-lima bean mush that he mother had made last night and left for him today. Of course the workers had to abide by the mother's wishes and feed the baby the horrid stuff. It made no sense though, at this point in his young life, Deidara should still be sent with plenty of breast milk! Instead he got one bottle for nap time. The diet was helping though as the blond was slimming down to a healthy weight for a baby his size and bone density.

Oh but the workers just wanted to give their little fatty cake a yummy treat!
And not just the workers wanted too...

Kisame almost cried alongside Deidara, giving a small whimper as he watched Deidara finally burst into tears,

"Boooooobies!"

Oh if only Kisame could give Deidara those boobies he so desperately wanted!

The workers gave up and tried the back up food which Deidara promptly took one sad bite out of before crying again. Spinach-Pumpkin-Beet!? Of course Deidara was losing weight! He wasn't eating anything because it was all terrible!

Kisame felt his heart ache on and as he watched on as his friend continue to waste away, day after day, to nothing. How awful!

Finishing up his food quickly, to console Deidara who lay in a circular baby gate, he was first sat on a counter top as a worker swiftly removed his clothes. He ate way to fast for some reason and was now filthy! They would put him in the baby gate with Deidara in his diaper for now and would come back for him with a fresh onesie for nap time which was in a bit. This was taking too long though, finally he was placed in there with the blond and was instantly by the chubby bubby's side.

"Oh Deidara, you look positively malnourished..." Kisame sighed sadly, stroking the chunky monkey's arm with great tenderness.

"Boooooobies, un!"

Kisame's bottom lip jutted out at the sad scene of Deidara's overly frail body jiggling about as he whined in frustration. He wanted to help Deidara, he from the bottom of his heart really truly did!

Looking around he wanted to cry as he saw no way to get his friend a proper snack.

"Booooooooooooobie!"

Yes! Deidara wanted a boobie, yes. But where was he going to get one? Oh his heart hurt so bad he couldn't help but clench his chest in sadness.

"Wait."

Deidara whimpered sadly as he stifled his wail, "Un?"

Kisame cupped his little chest, "I have a boobie!"

Sasori smacked his lips happily as a worker carried him now over to join the other two finished babies who had suspiciously gotten quiet... Much to say,

"Why am I not surprised?"

The worker gasped in what could be seen as shock, horror or pure delight as she didn't know weather to rip Deidara's lips off Kisame's nipple or to call someone else over to laugh at it.

Instead she snapped a quick photo to show the parents after she decided it was too funny. After that she would separate them.

Sasori though? Sasori shook his head as he too had been on the feeding end of the blond, "Deidara you fool... Kisame really is too kind for his own good."

another tragedy lol. Kisame tried his best and in the end stopped Deidara's crying sooo... lol hahahah bye losers