Naruto got out of the bathroom, face still red from embarrassment.
"Teme." Naruto mumbled as he faced Sasuke. Sasuke smirked.
"Dope."
Sasuke couldn't stop smiling. He wanted to miss with Naruto some more… but he ate all his ice cream already… drat. He got up and the two of them left the ice cream place.
"What now?" Sasuke asked. He didn't want their date to end but…there wasn't much left to do.
"Hm…wanna just hang back at my place?"
"NO!" Sasuke yelled fully aware that Itachi was probably inside. Then it dawned on him and he smirked. "Let's go back to my place."
"…Oh kay then?"
Even as they started heading to the nearest bus Sasuke couldn't stop smirking. His parents weren't going to be home for the whole weekend and Itachi was likely to be at Naruto's. Which meant…they'd have the place all to them selfs.
"Damn…" was all Naruto could say as they reached the Uchiah mansion. Yeah a mansion. Oh and did I mention they had nice sports cars parked right up front? No? Well they did. Hell they even had to pass a gate just to get there!
"Impressed?"
"…how is it you're still single?"
Sasuke twitched. Keep that up, and he won't be for very long. He opened the door and walked in.
Naruto felt so lost and out of place. Sasuke turned to face him and noticed how uncomfortable he was.
"You okay?"
"…yeah, it's just…I'm afraid to even touch anything cause of how fancy it is."
Shit. Why did Sasuke see this coming? Naruto lived in a small house in a run down area where as he lived in a mansion. No wonder Naruto was nervous.
"Don't worry 'bout that…let's just hang in my room."
This was his room? It was the size of his kitchen and living room combined! Naruto stood their looking like a fish out of water.
"Make your self at home." Sasuke commented as he patted his back before walking in. Naruto shook his head like a wet dog and followed soon behind closing the door behind him.
"So uh, you really weren't kidding about reading huh?"
Naruto noted as he saw two huge bookshelves filled with books. Sasuke gave a nervious chuckle.
"Yeah…"
Shit! The mood is completely awkward! He needed to do something and quick! But what?
Luckily Naruto's phone ringed giving Sasuke a chance to come up with something.
"Hello?"
"Kit it's me. Are you at Itachi's?"
Naruto jerked. What was he gonna say to Kyuubi?
"Uuuh…"
"Do me a favor."
Naruto blinked a few times. He thought for sure Kyuubi was going to kill him.
"Why?"
He then heard a crash on the other line, which made Naruto begin to panic.
"Wh-What was that!?"
Naruto was so loud that it draw Sasuke's attention.
"Never mind that, this is important. Find Itachi's room and burn that damn book of his."
"NNNNOOOOO!" A voice was heard in the background. Naruto raised a brow.
"Was that-?"
"Don't ask."
"Fair enough."
He hung up and turned towards Sasuke.
"Where's Itachi's room?"
They went into Itachi's room and began searching. In dressers, shelving units, even his closet, nothing. Until that is Naruto went under his bed and found a metal suitcase. If they thought being in Sasuke's room was awkward imagine how awkward it got when Naruto opened it to not only find the book but a whole bunch of lube and sex toys.
"…."
"!" Naruto slammed the suitcase shut. "WHY DOES HE EVEN HAVE THIS STUFF!?"
"He's eighteen?" Sasuke commented dully still looking at the suitcase. Sasuke blushed as a whole bunch of naughty things ran through his head. Oh god the things he would do… He glanced over to see Naruto blushing too. What he would do to get Naruto to use those on him… hmmm. He wondered. He pulled it opened and pulled something out.
"I wonder what this is for…"
Naruto's blush deepened. Sasuke inner self smirked, but he kept in innocent expression on the outside. So Naruto did know how these work. Naughty naughty Naruto. Naruto looked at the toy then back at Sasuke. Should he really tell him?
"Uuh… it's nothing."
"Hm? Then why was it in here?"
"…" Naruto snatched it from Sasuke's hand and put it back into the suitcase. "at lest wash it before touching it. It is after all Itachi's."
Sasuke shivered. Oh yeah…eeeew! Naruto raised a brow.
"Ah ha! I knew it!"
"Knew what?"
"Only someone who knows what it is would react like that! You knew what it was!"
"Then why would I say I didn't?"
"Beacause-! …uh… … that is an excellent question."
Sasuke sighed. Naruto was an idiot. Naruto looked at the open suitcase. He knew Sasuke was probably teasing him but… there was also a possibility he was trying to tempt him. Tempting him into using those with Sasuke… did Sasuke want to do these kind of things with him? Naruto blushed as images of him and Sasuke using the toys came into his head. Sasuke noticed Naruto dozing off and smirked.
"You're doing it again."
Naruto snapped out of his thoughts.
"What again?"
"Thinking naughty things about me."
"NO!" Naruto's blush intensified and his heart beat increased.
"Ah huh."
"Nah uh!"
"Yeah ha."
"Nah uh!"
Okay now this was just sad. They were acting like a couple of five year olds!
"…why not?"
Naruto calmed down and noticed that Sasuke looked a little disappointed. Naruto glanced down and rubbed the back of his neck.
"Well, uh…"
There was silence. That reoccurring awkward silence. That is until they heard a door slam open.
"STAY AWAY FROM MY BOOK!"
The two boys jolted and Naruto closed the suit case.
"What are we gonna do?!" Naruto paniced.
Sasuke glanced around and spotted a window. Naruto looked at him dully.
"You gotta be shitting me."
"Do you see any other way out of this?"
Naruto sighed. No. He ran over to the window and opened it. Just as he was about to hop out he turned back to face Sasuke.
"Thanks. I had a great time hanging out with you today."
Sasuke smiled warmly and Naruto hopped out and climbed down a tree and ran. Sasuke closed it and ran into his room just in time.
Itachi ran into his room and screamed. Sasuke smirked as he could he his brother heading towards his room. He attempted to open the door but it was locked.
"Damn it Sasuke! Where is my date book!?"
"I don't know."
"LIAR!" Itachi began banging on the door "OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!"
Ch, like that was gonna happen.
Naruto blinked a few times. Their house was a miss.
"…did a hurricane come by or something?"
"Yeah…something." Kyuubi mumbled as he took another sip of beer as he changed the t.v channel. "So any luck with the book?"
Naruto blushed and hid the suit case behind him. If he said yes Kyuubi was gonna get it out of the suit case and find these embarresing sex toys!
"Uuuh…no?"
Kyuubi took another swing of beer.
"Hey Naru?"
"Yeah Kyuu?"
"Remind me to buy a gun when I'm sober."
Naruto didn't ask. Instead he only nodded his head and bolted up stairs. Once he slamed the door to his room he hid the suit case under his bed. Just then Sasuke's voice began echoing in his head.
'why not?'
Naruto looked at the ground in silence. Why not?