Veld: We are gathered here today because SOMBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive
Vincent: …...Fuck u.
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Reno: So you and I are married.
Tseng: We are not married.
Reno: Relax, it's just pretend.
Tseng: Well, I don't wanna pretend.
Reno: Scared you'll like it?
Tseng: Okay, if we are married I want a divorce.
Reeve: Are you two always like this?
Rude, Elena, Rod, Shotgun, Katana, Veld, Rufus, Gun, Twoguns: Yes.
Tseng: I assume you realize this type of idiocy will not be tolerated in the Turks.
Legend: There another type of idiocy that you'd be more comfortable with?
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Reeve: They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
Reeve: At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
Rufus: That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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Cloud: I believe this is what they call having faith, captain
Cid: Nah, I just have nothing better to do.
Vincent[from down the hall]: *Muted, pleased snort*
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Reno: Excuse me, what is your homicide policy here?
Shinra secratery: … …
Veld: He's hired
Gun: I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Elena: Thanks for the support, sis.
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Rufus: I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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Vincent: I guess I kind of hate most things… But I never really seem to hate you.
Veld: !
Vincent: So I will spend the rest of your life with you. Is that alright?
Veld: Do I have a choice.
Vincent: No not really
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Reno: Let me explain something to you, Tseng. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think,Reno. Act."
Tseng: So you weren't thinking.
Reno: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
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Reeve: Did you hear a scream?
Veld: It's Shinra. That's practically our theme song.
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Reno: What we need is a diversion. I say Tseng gets naked.
Rude: No.
Reno: I could get naked.
Tseng: No!
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Veld: These pants look good on me.
Cid: Bet they'd look a hell of alot better on Vince's floor.
Vincent: Are you hitting on Veld… FOR me?
Cid:….Well ya weren't gonna do it yourself.
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Tseng: Reno, we would like to formally offer you a place in the Turks.
Reno: I'm in.
Tseng: …Really?
Reno: FUCK no, you guys are assholes.
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Veld: I lost my best friend years ago.
Vincent: [shouting from distance] STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD!
Veld: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.