Jetta: I can't believe it! I recieved two replies in one night! I am dazzled. First reply is by someone you already know with an awesome username; please welcome back Boredman46!
Boredman46: Hey guys, I'm back.
Jetta: Thank you so much for your second reply; it makes my day when my fellow writers come back!
Boredman46: Especially if they're as awesome as me, right?
Jetta: That's right! I also have to include that you're a very talented writer with a very charming style of writing.
Boredman46: That's right, heheheh. -Winks- Well, enjoy the letters!
Dear little adorable piglet
I did it I got my boat it's amazing and the cannon looks great. Time to get that little green fairy thief. Some of the time I talk to my boat, he keeps me company while were apart. I've told him about you from your beautiful little toes to your dashingly perfect eyes. I also told him about the little green fairy twerp. My boat agrees that the price was insane. I told him how we met and how i'm trying to get to you and what I plan to do when I get to you. I said my thanks to the post chief for letting me stay, and now with my boat friend guiding me we'll get there in two more days. I can't wait to see you again my love.
Your special big moblin
Moe
My Most Amorous Moe,
Although you came to Dragon Roost Island with a mere 47 Rupees and the clothes on your back, you managed to stand up and make something good out of yourself.
No matter how hard it was to work an endless shift at work, you managed to save all of that money for something you really desired.
That is truly admirable of your part, and I can't describe how proud I feel of you for finally accomplishing your dream, Pork Chop!
Oh, so this boat must be very intelligent to state the fact that it was sold for a ridicioulous prince!
Two more days, I should start getting ready for your arrival then!
Ohmigosh, omigosh, omigosh!
What do I make for lunch?
What should I wear?
Everything must be absolutely perfect for your arrival, my love!
Aww…you're too sweet.
I am so glad that your cute little snout belongs to me!
I want to stare into that illuminating smile of yours as well as your beautiful eyes that glow like the moon above our world.
I want to run my hands down your muscular chest; to see what it feels like.
I can't wait until your sexy juicy lips gently stroke against mine.
Gah, I can't wait until you're here, my delectable baconator!
I can feel the day starting to come very soon!
Love Maggie
P.S. I am praying so that Daddy accepts you to be his son in law.
But there is no way he could refuse you…you're too perfect.