Hey everyone. Sorry this took so long to come out. For those that don't know I started another story called the Mimickers. Please check it out if you haven't already. I was working in that and my other story and along with work I had put this one back for later. Also I probably wont have another chapter for this before the 12 of this month (August) which is the one year anniversary of this story. (Has it really been that long?) So happy early anniversary!
Luan: Yeah. And I thought video games took forever to come out.
*Groan*. Luan what are you doing here? It was supposed to be Lynn's turn.
Luan: I thought this chapter was about me and Lincoln? Plus Lynn is at a game.
No this chapter is about...Dang it! I forgot the script. Now what am I going to do. I can't make a chapter last minute. I'll have to just hold on this a litt-
Luan: I'll stop you right there. Cause it just so happens I have an idea.
It's not just you making puns is it? Cause if so I'll have to say no. The fan base is in enough torture as it is.
Luan: Then I'll just be there torture for the day! Aahahahaha! Get it!? And no not the whole thing.
*Looks at calender.* Fine but only because I have to get this out. I really hope you guys like this. And survive it.
Luan: On to the show! Ahahahahahahaha!
(Loud House)
It has been two days since Lincoln and Luna went to the music shop and Lincoln got his new guitar. Now he in his room getting ready to read comics. So far not much else has happened. The twins have helped him with ways to get to things that are now too far out of reach most of which was using things like footstools. They also made sure he was careful when going down the stairs.
'You trip once and they become overprotective of the one thing you do everyday.' Lincoln thought. The day before he wasn't paying attention and still not used to going down the stairs at this size, he was surprised at how much of a difference that made, tripped on his own feet. Luckily he was near the bottom so he didn't get hurt. But that didn't stop the twins, who were totally not spying on him, from freaking out and alerting the others. Lets just say that he did not like having to stay in bed wearing casts for about half the day. Luna stayed with him most of the time and the others came at random times. When Lisa said that it was okay to let him out he kicked everyone out of his room, but told Luna thanks for keeping company. He was sure he would have gone mad otherwise.
Right as Lincoln was about to strip down to his underwear there was a knock at the door. He sighed letting his shirt down. "Just a second." He wondered who it could be. He opened the door to see Lynn standing there. He was surprised it was her since she actually knocked. She also had a smirk on her face meaning she had something planed.
"Hey Lincoln." She said.
"What do you need Lynn?" Lincoln asked.
"Welllllll, I thought if you don't have anything planned we might play some sports. I thought about either football or soccer. I promise to go easy on you." She said with a smile.
"Oh, ummm..." Lincoln was caught off guard not thinking Lynn would ask him this for a while. He didn't care to do it before hand not being very athletic but now it would be basically impossible. He tried to think of a way out that would hopefully not hurt her feelings too much. He also wandered why she wasn't trying to force him like usual.
"Well I would Lynn...but I umm..." He looked behind her something catching his eye. He saw Luan with her birthday equipment. She was dressed for the Royal King/Queen set up (A.K.A her Joker outfit.). "Luan needs her assistant for a party today." He quickly said ducking under Lynn and running to Luan. The after mentioned sister looked confused as to why her brother was running to her. She then realized what she was doing and put two and two together. Although she decided to ask just in case.
"Hey Linc. What are you doing?"
"I thought I would help you with the birthday party. I'm still your assistant after all." Lincoln said with a half forced half genuine smile.
"I don't know Lincoln. I thought with everything that's been going on you would like to stay home." She thought Lincoln wouldn't want to go and would stay to read comics. After she said that Lynn came up from behind Lincoln.
"I was actually asking him if he would like to go outside with me. I promise to go easy on you bro." She said.
"Lynn I don't think I would be able to play that well. I wasn't even good before this."
"But your able to help Luan?" She asked skeptical.
"The theme she is doing Lisa helped with since it's all backstage work. And it doesn't even have anything related to science." Lincoln argued.
"He's not wrong. He will mostly just give me cues and stuff like that."
"...Fine. I'll go see if Lana wants to play." Lynn said giving in. She would normally keep fighting but knew she had lost at this point. She walked over to the twins room to said twin.
"So are you actually going to help me or go back to reading comic books?" Luan said jokingly.
"Oh...well I am still your assistant. Who else would you get?"
"I was going to get Giggles again. I was about to call her actually."
"Well looks like I saved you some trouble then."
"In all seriousness are you sure you want to go?"
Lincoln hesitated for a moment. He did honestly want to go his own thing but knew that his sisters were wanting to spend more time with him since this all happened. He just wished Lynn would want to do something aside sports. He also liked helping Luan at parties. And not just for the cake.
"Sure. I couldn't think of anything else to do." Lincoln said.
"Awesome. I think I may have a suit about your size. It was originally made if I got Lana to help me with them." Luan went back into her room and came back with a black shirt and shorts. "Try these." She said.
Lincoln went to his room coming back a couple seconds later in the outfit. "It feels a little tight but it will do for now." Lincoln said.
"Alright lets go."
"What no jokes or puns?"
"To be honest I can't think of any right now. I guess I'm a little, short on ideas for now."
"Well I'm sure you ca-" Lincoln stopped mid sentence when what Luan said sunk in. "Oh you are going to pay for that." Lincoln said in a mocking voice.
"Sorry I don't have any cash on me. Do you prefer credit?" She chuckled.
"I walked right into that one." Lincoln groaned. He could tell this was going to be a long day. "Lets just go before I change my mind." He said. He helped Luan take the props down the stairs having to carry a little at a time for obvious reasons.
(Time skip- Almost at the house for the party.)
"How much further?" Lincoln asked. While he was not carrying a lot he found out he wasn't wrong about being weaker. He found that out the morning after this all happened but now it proved it even more. He was caring a few of the things like the staff crown, which he noticed is for a queen, and a few other small things while Luan was pulling the wagon with the parts for the stage. Luan's rabbit Garry is sitting on top of Lincoln's head. "And can you get Garry off of me? Why is he even here?"
"In order not much further, I think I see the house, Garry likes you and there isn't room in the wagon and I thought I might add a few tricks with him in it. Try to change up the act a little." Luan responded.
"Can't wait to see what you have planned." Lincoln looked around the neighborhood they were walking in. For some reason it looked very familiar. "Also who's the birthday girl? I noticed the crown is for a queen."
"You have royal judgment dear brother." Luan joked as they neared the house. "The girls name is Rachael, Rachael Spooks I believe." The moment Lincoln heard that he froze in shock and fear not even noticing he let out a gasp. Luan heard the gasp and looked at her brother who was as still as a statue minus breathing.
"Are you okay Linc?" She asked worried. Then without warning Lincoln fell on his back his legs apparently giving up on him. Garry jumped of and ran to Luan for safety.
"The universe hates me." He bluntly said. Luan was confused for a second when she suddenly realized something.
"Oh my gosh. I'm sorry Lincoln. I forgot your friends with her older brother...Rocky right?"
"Well yes and no. Rusty is who your thinking of. Rocky is the middle one that is Lucy's boyfriend. We are friends though." Lincoln explained while getting up. He picked up the stuff he dropped and sighed.
"You sure you still want to help now? It's not too late to turn back."
"No I'll stay. It will be a good way to test the new look. Something tells me I could have just worn a mustache and hat and still trick Bobby. Also were already at his house." It was true. They were right in front of the sidewalk that led to the front door.
"Okay." Luan said agreeing with him. Although she could tell he was nervous. "Don't worry Lincoln. I'm sure the disguise will work. You may not be wearing the new clothes Leni made but you still have the makeup and the change of your hair color."
Lincoln smiled a little at that. "Yeah your right. I can totally do this." He said as they got to the front door.
"Yeah guys." A voice said.
"Ahhhhh!" Lincoln yelled as he jumped behind Luan. Garry also jumped and landed in Lincoln's arms. Luan thought off a Scooby Doo joke but kept to herself for later.
At the door was Rusty with his usual smirk. "Wow didn't mean to scare you there little dude." He said to Lincoln. Who off course he didn't recognize. "And hello to you Luan." He said in a voice that Lincoln knew all to well. It was when he talked about his 'lady friends', when he thought he was going to get a date, it was his trying to impress a girl voice.
'I really need to talk to him about trying to date my sisters. Clyde is hard enough.' Lincoln thought.
"Hello Rusty." Luan said with a frustrated groan. She suddenly remembered why she was almost hesitant to come here. Lincoln smirked at her reaction finding it ironic that she was the one groaning this time. He probably would have said something if it wasn't for the situation he was in.
"Nice to see you remember me. Who's the pipsqueak? He obviously isn't one of your younger sisters...well he does almost look like one of the twins. The tomboy one specifically."
'Why does everyone mistake me for Lana so far?' Lincoln thought. He wasn't even wearing the hat this time.
"This is our cousin Lin-Landon! Yeah Landon. He's here to help me with the act." Luan said correcting herself. He's visiting for the summer."
"I didn't no you guys had cousins. And I thought Lincoln helped with this stuff." Rusty said confused.
"I don't visit very much." Lincoln/Landon said. (A/N: Like the last chapter he will be refereed to as Landon for most of this chapter now. Just to avoid confusion.)
"And Lincoln couldn't come today so Landon volunteered to take his place." Luan said. When she thought about it that was a half truth half lie since there the same person.
"Well either way it's nice to meet you." Rusty said reaching out a hand to Landon. Landon shook it while thinking 'I don't know which is more surprising, that Rusty doesn't now its me or that he can actually be civil.' He thought Never seeing this side of Rusty before.
"Nice to meet you too." Landon said.
"I'll let you get ready. The party is in the backyard." Rusty said leading them through the house. While walking through the living room Luan leaned down to Lincoln whispering, "I can't believe he didn't recognize you." At this Landon chuckled. The disguise was better than expected. Rusty took them to the back door where there was pink balloons everywhere and little tables for the four and five year old's to use. There seemed to be about twenty kids all together. Rusty explained that they were from the girls kindergarten class. Landon then noticed that there were balloons that said Happy 5th Birthday Rachael! He and Luan went to the area for them to make the stage. The stage itself is already set up they just need to the curtains and props ready.
"Alright Landon. I'll get the stage ready. How about you go meet the other kids." She suggested. She didn't want her brother to wear himself out. Also with the current age he was at it would make since with him to hand out with the other kids.
"What?!" He yelled. "But I thought I was supposed to help you?"
"You will. I just don't want you to do too much work. Besides you should hand out with kids your own age. Hahaha. Get it?"
"I'm technically older than them even now and I'm still an eleven year old in mind thank you very much." Landon said frustrated.
"Don't take it personal Linc." Luan said in a whisper. "I'm just making sure no one gets suspicious. When Lucy and Lisa helped I had them do the same thing." She didn't mean to upset her brother's feelings, she was just trying to help.
Landon felt better and nodded. "I guess I'll go make some new friends." He said. He would still prefer to stay with Luan and help but knew she was not going to be easily persuaded. He looked through the groups of kids to find someone to talk to. He saw most of them running around while others just sat apparently looking in space. 'I see why Lisa wanted out of her class now.' He wandered if this was Lisa's class. Now that he thought about he has barley seen Lisa since he got the new outfit.
'I'll need to check on her when I get home.' He thought. Landon went to grab something to drink still lost in thought. He then grabbed an animal cracker without thinking. It wasn't until he took a bite that he realized what he got.
"It's been a while since I had these." He said to himself. He grabbed a couple more almost devouring them. He was so busy eating his snack he did not notice someone coming from behind him.
"Hi there." A voice said behind him. It shocked him so much chocked on his animal crackers. He grabbed his cup of juice to help get it down his throat. Once the shock was over he turned around to see a four year old girl. She was dark skinned with brown hair, a bluish-green shirt with a purple flower on it, yellow shorts and white shoes that light up with every step you take. She was also holding a stuffed giraffe.
"Um...hi." Landon said to the girl. "Did you need something?" He asked not sure what else to say.
"No. Sorry for scaring you. I saw you by yourself and thought you could use some company. Also I think what your wearing is funny."
"Thanks...I think...uhh-"
"Oh right. My name is Darcy. Darcy Homandollar."
"Thanks Darcy. I'm Li-I mean Landon Loud. And don't worry about the scare. It happens a lot to me."
"Wait...would you happen to know to Lisa Loud? She is the super smart girl in my class."
"Yeah she's my si-cousin." 'I really need to stop doing that.' He thought.
"Did she come with you?" Darcy asked looking around the kids.
"No. I just came with my cousin Luan. I'm her assistant, which is why I'm wearing these clothes."
"Oh. O-k." She said a little upset.
"You okay?" Landon asked. He also got another drink from his cup.
"Yeah. I was hopping Lisa would show up. She is my best friend." Landon had to do spit take chocking on his juice. He looked up to see a boy with glasses and a lab coat covered in the juice with an annoyed look on his face.
"Uhh...sorry?" Landon said with uncertainty. The boy just walked off to find a towel.
"You okay?" Darcy asked.
"Y-yeah. I just chocked on some juice. So your Lisa's friend?" He asked for clarification.
"Yep. She became my friend at first to raise her grade but then decided to become my friend afterward."
'Was that when Lisa was spying on all of us." Landon thought. He remembered when Clyde came over to play DDR at his house and saw a telescope spying on them from the fireplace. He figured it was Lisa but since she wasn't disturbing them he decided not to question her. He was having fun playing with Clyde and training him anyways.
"Well that's good to hear. I always thought Lisa only had her siblings for friends."
"Nope. I even made her a friendship bracelet. She wears it everyday in class."
'She must take it of when we are around. But why?" Landon thought. He had never seen Lisa wear the bracelet before.'
"I don't remember you from school. Are you new here?"
"I'm visiting my cousins for the summer."
"Cool. Could you tell Lisa I said hi?"
"Sure."
"Landon! The show is about to start!" Luan called walking over to him and Darcy. She saw the girl and smiled that Lincoln found someone to talk to. "I see you made a new girlfriend." She teased.
"Luan! Stop it. I just met her!"
"Well she's not wrong. I'm a girl and I think were friends. So I am a girl friend." Darcy said oblivious to what Luan meant. Landon just blushed knowing it would be pointless to explain it to her. Luan had to keep herself from laughing too hard.
"Lets just go get ready for the show." Landon said to Luan.
"Alright. I wont let this down by the way." Luan said as they walked to the stage leaving Darcy.
"Good luck." She said.
Landon and Luan went back stage while the couple parents there got the kids to settle down. Luan told him a few couple new things that included Gary while they waited. "You got it?" She asked.
"Yep. Lets get this show on the road." Landon said. Luan raised her eyebrows at him. "Sorry." He said sheepishly. "Been spending too much time with Luna. Luan nodded and went to stand next to the royal thrown with her trumpet waiting for the kids to find spots to sit in. She could see the birthday girl in the front. It was easy to spot the curly red hair that her older brothers have. She was also sitting next to Rocky.
Luan blew the trumpet to start the show. "Welcome royal subjects! I am Luan the Jester! Today is a special day, for it is the Queens birthday! Will the Queen please come forward?" She walked up to the kids where Rachael is. Said girl got up and followed Luan the Jester. She walked forward a little before Luan stopped her.
"Wait!" She said suddenly. "We can't continue." This made many of the kids confused. "You don't have your cape. Every queen has a cape. Now has anyone seen it?" She asked. A couple kids looked around from where they were sitting to see if they can find it. That was Lincoln's cue to send Gary out the cape out around him to make it look like he was wearing it. The small rabbit hoped out from the stage dragging the cape with him. Luan pretended not to notice him at first.
"Is that it right there?" Rachael asked. Luan looked down and 'gasped'.
"Why yes it is your highness. You have royal sight. Now how did get a hold of the cape? She said to Gary picking him up. She untied the cape and then put it around Rachael putting Gary down next to her feet, he would not run off. The rabbit just blinked at her obviously not being able to answer. This made all of the kids laugh or chuckle. "Not gonna talk you thief?" Luan said picking him back up. "Alright, as punishment you shall help me celebrate the Queens birthday. What do you say your highness?"
"Uh...yes please. The bunny is cute." She said.
"Alright. But first we need one more thing. Bring out the royal crown!" She said. This time Landon came out wearing a cloak over his clothes to look like a servant. He got down on one knee down in front of the two. Luan then took it and places it on top of Rachael head. The girl looked at it with awe. Landon walked back behind stage to let Luan take care of the rest.
"Will the birthday girl please take the seat of honor?" She said pointing to the thrown. Rachael walked up and sat on the chair. But unknown to her there was a whoopee cushion under the pillow. The moment she sat down there was a loud sound that sounded like a fart. This got all the other kids including Rachael to laugh. Landon Also had to cover his mouth to muffle his laugh. He found this funnier than usual.
After that Luan did a few tricks and jokes. One which included Gary being juggled along with other random objects. The cake was eventually handed out and presents opened. The party went on without any problems. After most of the kids left Rusty came up to Luan and Landon.
"Here's the money and the leftover cake. There was enough for you each to have one slice." He said.
"Thanks Rusty. We'll just grab our stuff and be on our way." Luan said. While they were talking Lincoln was chasing Gary who was looking for food on the ground.
"Gary get back here!" He yelled. He dived at the small rabbit but right before he get grab him Gary jumped up in the air dodging Landon. He slid across the ground stopping in front of a pair of feet. He looked up to see Darcy in front of him holding Gary who landed in her arms.
"You okay Landon?" She asked.
"Yeah I'm fine. Thanks for catching Gary. He can be a fast one."
"Your welcome." Darcy said blushing a little. Although Lincoln didn't noticed. He grabbed Gary from her and started to walk back to Luan.
"W-wait." Darcy said.
"Yes?" Landon asked.
"Um—I was wondering if I c-could possibly come over to your house some time. To see Lisa of course. I've never been over to her house before." Landon could tell she was nervous about something but couldn't tell what. He decided to ignore it for now because he was conflicted in his mind. He didn't think it would be a good idea for anyone to come to the house anytime soon. But he then realized that Darcy only knew Lisa and none of the other siblings actually know her. So there should be no problem about her coming over.
"Sure. Do you have a phone?" He asked. Darcy nodded and pulled one out of her pocket. She handed it to Lincoln who put his number on it.
"Here's my number. Just text me and we'll see when you can come." Darcy took her phone but didn't say anything. She seemed to just stare in space. "See you later Darcy." He said not seeming to notice how she was acting again and went back to Luan who just finished talking to Rusty.
"You ready to go Landon?" She asked.
"Yeah. Oh and here's Gary. He ran of but one of the other kids caught him." He said handing him to Luan.
"I saw. It was that girl you talked to earlier wasn't it? She seemed to like you if you know what I mean."
"W—what. No that's crazy. We just met. Besides she wants to see Lisa. Turns out they're actually friends."
"Ahahahahaha! Good one Bro!"
"I'm serious Luan."
"Sure Linc, sure." Thankful nobody else was around. Darcy had left with her mom a couple seconds after Lincoln left.
"Don't you have anything better to talk about?"
"Nope."
Lincoln just groaned as they got the rest of their stuff and started to head home.
"Do not tell this to any of the others. Or I will make you regret it." He said threateningly.
Luan seemed to actually think about what he said. She had a look on her face that said 'should I chance it?' "Alright Linc. I wont tell them about the phone number but I will tell them that you made a new friend."
"You probably wont be able to keep it secret for long anyways so sure. But that it all."
"Deal. Sooooo you realize you just admittied to giving her your phone number right?"
'Dang it.' Lincoln thought. "And you do realize she is only four and I'm only six. I mean eleven, I mean...ughhh this is so confusing."
"All jokes aside I had a good day with you Linc. I'm glad you came with me today."
"Same here sis."
It's finally here! I'm so sorry this took so long. I had work and I had to finish my summer reading assignment. I had wanted to post more but I haven't given this story at least. Also sorry this chapter is so short. I wanted to get it out and I was honesty having some trouble with it. Part of it is because Luan is so far the hardest character for me to write. I'm not that good at jokes and puns. And I know nothing bid happened aside from meeting Darcy, which was actually planned for later. Also if Rusty's sister has another name I didn't know. I just went with the r thing. It would seem like the most likely name if she ever shows up.
Like I said before I wont have another chapter posted for this story before the one year anniversary. Which is also the same has Lincoln Universe but don't suspect anything from that one...yet. I may post the second chapter since I have it written out I just need to type it.
Luan: I didn't get many joke lines. Or even punch lines!
Hey! One this was your idea and like I said a minute ago I'm nit that good at jokes.
Luan: Then where do you get the ideas for these intros and endings?
The inspiration was from multiply other writers doing very similar things and it just comes to me.
Luan:Far enough. So did you like it?
I honestly think it could have been better. But it was okay.
Luan: Well in that case...(To the reader) HE WROTE IT!
Hey don't blame this on me! Even IF it's true.
Lincoln: I'll just do the reviews.
Codymitchell1: Thanks. I feel like this one could have been better but that just means I can only improve.
OutLoud: Thanks.
Gundamvid: That was honestly my favorite part as well. I hoped it was as funny as I did.
1: Thanks. And that is a good idea. I already have some plans for those three but that may happen.
PokemonOtkau0909: (This will be in order from 1-10) ch1:Yeah Lisa will get her punishment and thanks. Ch2:If he does it wont be until after she finishes the 3: Maybe not as much as you 4: Yes it 5:Yes it is. Hopefully he will be 6: Yes, yes it was. Ch7:yeah maybe too smart but I had to make them realize that they had to do something with his hair at 8:Yes that is true. Although Lynn may have more planned. If this chapter didn't hint anything. Ch9: Yeah I decided to give him a break. JK CH10:Yeah he does doesn't he. Thanks for all the reviews.
CrazEColorz: Thank you. Yeah Lincoln and Lana are two of my favorite characters which is why the two big ones I have (This one and Loud Hearts) she is a major character.
The Keeper of Worlds: Yes he is. And yeah this just get cuter weather I mean it or not.
A: If this was your wish then wish granted.
Thank you everyone. Again Sorry this took so long. Please review, fav, and follow.
7L13D Out.