1 or 2 reviews is not enough. give me reviews or i wont update. i mean lyk more than 5 reviews for each chapter. and also, i need a shtick. think of a name for Parker. like Lita was the Queen of Extreme, Chyna was the 9th Wonder Of The World, and Ashley Massaro was the Punk Princess. Think of a good 1 and put it in ur review 2. the winner will have their name used in the story, and no, nerdy nymph wont count.

The welcome back party consisted of LIT showing up early the next morning. Apparently, Bam told them how big of a fan Parker was. And they hopped on a plane to meet her. Parker woke up and walked down to the kitchen, still half asleep. Wearing a regular tank top with the Jackass skull and cross bones and a pair of yoga pants as her sleeping clothes, she was not expecting to find LIT in th kitchen staring at her. "Umm...hi?" She managed to say.

"HEY!" They shouted in return.

Parker slowly backed out of the kitchen and yelled, "BAM! WHY IS LIT IN THE KITCHEN?"

She didn't get the answer she really expected. "They're here for you! Why else would they fucking be here?" Bam came out to the kitchen with a camera crew behind him. "MTV gave us air itme again. We're reshooting the show."

"Sweet. I'll get dressed and wake up Jay. He needs a tour of the place anyway." And with that, Parker raced back upstairs.

Meanwhile, Jay was just starting to wake up. He was surprized to find Parker not in bed. He guessed she was still excited to be home. As he sat up and stretched, he heard choas going on in the room next door. It sounded like demolition. Suddenly, Parker rushed into the room. She grabbed his arm and dragged him out just before a baseball bat penatrated the wall next to Jay's former spot. He didn't need coffee now. Jay was wide awake. "Thanks." He panted.

"No problem." Parker replied. She then led him down the hall and up to what looked like a shrine. It was an entire section of a wall dedicated to their fallen CKY Brother, Ryan Dunn. Jay watched as Parker looked at one particular picture. Taking a closer look, he saw that it was her and Dunn together. He wore regular blue jeans and his "Dukes Of Hazzard" shirt along with his normal shades. Parker was on his back with a CKY tube top and red skinny jeans, and her hair was still dyed orange, red and yellow. Both looked very happy, almost like long lost siblings.

Jay had watched the news over a year ago. He heard the reports. He knew this legend and one of his closae friends died in an inferno inside his own car. It was horrible. And he thought Macho Man went out badly. This guy was more of an influence than most wrestlers. Turning to his rookie, Jay wrapped an arm around her shoulder. "Hey. It'll be okay." He led her further down the hall. He had absolutely no idea where he was going, but the further he took further away from the wall, the better. "If you want, you can name a move after him as a tribute."

"I already have." She said as she recovered from her sadness. "In the indy circuits, One of my finishers was a Diving Spear. I called it 'Ya Dunn, Son?' Ryan used to think I did it just to bother him. But I named it after him because he was more like a brother to me than a friend. But now, I can use it as a tribute."

The wrestlers made their way to the kitchen, finding Bam's parents their. Neither April nor Phil were expecting to see her. April let out a girl scream and ran to hug the young girl. "Parker! I'm so happy you're back!"

Parker hugged the mother back. "I'm happy to see you, too, Ape." When she was freed from the parental death grip, she wallked over to Phil to hug him as well. "Hey, Papa Smerf." That had been Parker's nickname for Phil since the episode that the CKY Crew painted him and the whole kitchen blue.

Phil hugged Parker and let her go. "It's not everyday you come home." He said.

Bam then ran in and had a baseball bat in his hand. April instantly started screaming. "BAM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?"

"Hey, I just took it from Jukka. He demolished the wall in his room that connected to Parker's." He explained.

Parker just glare as said Dudeson walked into the kitchen. He was laughing as if he just heard the funniest joke ever. But the moment he saw the red head, he froze. Parker merely began a rant of her own. "You fucking foreigner! You nearly killed my pro with that bat! And you think it's funny!" She then began chasing him around the house. The camera crew was recording it, knowing full well that it was perfect for the show.

Jukka finally stopped and held his arms out to push Parker away from him. "Okay! Okay! I'm sorry!"

Bam then had the camera face him. "There's only one way to settle this."

Outside, everyone gathered around the wrestling ring under Fast Eddie's Tree Top Casino. Dico was in the ring with a mic in hand. He spoke in his "Fast Eddie" accent. "Today, we have two gladiators face off in the ring." The camera focused on Jukka. "Jukka Hildan. All the way from Finland." The camera then focused on Parker. "And our Hometown Hero, Parker Maddison." The camera then went back to Dico. "Whosoever believes that these two should not engage in a fight to the humiliating defeat, speak now or forever hold your peace." No one said anything. "Great. NOW FIGHT!" The bell rang.

Parker ran over and collided with Jukka. She Speared him to the mat, making Jay smile. She then took a step back and got into position. She looked liked she was setting up for the Killswitch. As Jukka stood up, everyone was screaming with anticipation. Once he stood up completely, Parker took hold of Jukka's arms, flipped both him and herself over, and dropped him on his face. The Killswitch. Jay cheered along with everyone else. But what really made the match great was seeing a variation of a move he'd only ever seen once, and it was when Randy Orton used it on him in a title match.

Parker walked behind Jukka while he was still on his stomach. She grabbed his right leg, still facing him, and lurched it forward, kind of like Jericho's Walls of Jericho. Only Parker held one leg and facing the opposite direction. She kept pushing Jukka's leg forward, applying more and excrussiatingly painful pressure until he finally tapped out. Everyone screamed. Jay laughed and clapped his hands. What was the point in teaching Parker? She pretty much had it made. Of course, it wouldn't hurt to show her a few things, but as long as she kept this up, she'd win NXT hands down.

Bam looked over at the veteran wrestler. "So, how're you likin' my place so far?"

Jay shrugged with a grin as he answered, "More fun than it is at my house."