Shadow: We disclaim. Because if we owned the game Birth By Sleep would have came out in America first. Plus we'd have to be fluent in Japanese too, which we aren't. But I can dream right? Oh wait...i can't. Damn

Sora

When they finally got out of the closet… I knew I was in trouble. Riku and Roxas both looked pissed off. I was fine with that until someone unplugged my game in the middle of an important boss fight. I glowered at everyone in the house and tried not to cry.

"You okay?" Kairi asked in bored tone as my eyes widened when I noticed the time. Instantly the door rang and I was sprinting down the stairs to see my guest who would run screaming when he saw who was here.

I opened the door and tossed the guest into the room beside my own. It was an unused guest room mainly because guests always tend to sleep next to me rather than going to their own rooms. I smiled and winked at the guy making him blush lightly then smile back. Instantly I slammed the door in his face and walked casually back into my room.

"Luckily he understood quickly what was going on." I said lightly hoping no one understood who I was talking about. Kairi burst out laughing while pointing at me.

"I KNOW WHO'S HERE!" she shouted as Roxas and Riku looked at us oddly. I glared at her and tackled the girl to the ground covering her mouth.

"Hey guys… I think you should go now." I said quickly then turned back to Kairi. A thought came to my head that made me shiver but still… it might get them out. I pressed my body against her and traced her arm pulling the girl closer. "We need to be alone for a little bit." I said slyly.

"What about your guest in the other room?" Roxas asked dryly.

I kissed little trails down Kairi's neck as she blushed and ran her hands up my shirt. She knows how to play these games when I want people to leave. "But Sora aren't you gay?" Riku asked blankly with narrowed eyes.

"It's called experimenting." I replied with a smirk then turned to the snickering Roxas. "He can wait for a while. Besides the door's gonna be locked for a while since he's changing into his costume." The two boys gave me an odd look then got up and walked out of my room trying to barge into the guest room.

I got up and shut my door locking it behind them. I could now hear the two of them banging on my door. Kairi smirked at me and got up off the floor. She pushed me onto the bed and took off my shirt. "You want to keep playing?" I asked slyly feeling the heat rise to my cheeks.

"Of course! Playing with brother is always so much fun!" She said with a strange look in her eyes as she took off my shirt and sat on top of my waist. Kairi fake moaned a couple times as she slid off her skirt. Our shoes and socks were already off since she came here so all that was left was underwear and for her a shirt and for me my pants.

We kissed nice and slow while she made banging noises in the background. I smiled into the kiss knowing kind of… what she was doing. The boys were banging on the door and the guest was currently watching through the window.

This is gonna be fun.

Roxas

We didn't even get to the guest room before we heard Sora lock the door. The asshole. Why did I like him again?

Anyways, we heard the lock, turned around and tried to get back in. after we found it pretty much impossible I decided I was too lazy to kick in another door so we went to the guest room. Which also happened to be locked. Not like we expected it not to be though, I mean Sora did say that he locked it and all.

So I backed up and got ready to kick it down.

"you'll kick this door down but not Sora's?" Riku asks.

"…..Is that odd?" I asks back.

"Kinda, considering we both like Sora who happens to be making out with his half sister in that room."

"Well, as I once heard said, 'incest is the best'. Besides, I want to know who's in here more than I want to see that, y'know?"

"True."

"Yes, now you may want to move if you don't want to get kicked instead of the door," I warn him. I should've just kicked him. Why didn't I just kick him? Good god, I'm going soft.

After he moved I kick in the door. We didn't see anyone at first because they weren't in front of the doorway, but then they peeked around the wall.

And I jumped forward to strangle him.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" I practically yell at him trying to strangle him but my angle was all kinds of wrong because I was shorter than him. Damn me and being vertically challenged.

"What the fuck are you wearing?" Riku asks before Zexion could answer me. That's when I looked to see what he was wearing. And only upon seeing did I realize Sora had said costume earlier.

And it was a costume. A fucking maid costume. And skimpy as hell. Please excuse me while I go puke my brains out in the corner.

"Sora said I had to change into this, I don't know why, but I'm not going to complain," Zexion shrugs as I slowly back away from him.

"I thought I was the only one he let wear it," Riku mutters snapping me out of my fear of Zexion.

"You wear that?" I ask getting slightly pissed. "Why the hell're you wearing that?" Ok, so slightly was probably an understatement.

"I'm over here often and his parents like me occasionally," Riku explains with a shrug. "It's a wonder you didn't know because you're his stalker."

"A stalker doesn't watch the people around the stalkee," I shoot back on the defensive. "Besides, stalking needs more respect, there's a science to it, you have to study hard and train well."

"Uh huh, yeah, I'm sure you do." Riku rolls his eyes.

"What the hell does that mean?" I yell back.

"I never said it had to mean anything," Riku replies smugly. Did I call Sora an asshole earlier? Well that's a huge understatement compared to Riku. I guess personalities are contagious.

Sora Pov

"I'm getting bored." I said for a moment and then smiled when Kairi wrapped her arms around my bare chest. I guess I know how to deal with her but the others… not so much. Suddenly the door opened and Riku forced the door open. He looked at us and blushed then walked into the other room closing his eyes. Suddenly Roxas ran into the room, his eyes as wide as a deer in headlights. He was sputtering for a moment.

"Why with Kairi? Isn't that illegal! Oh my god it is." Roxas cried looking like he was going to go insane. I watched him go insane for a moment then turned to Kairi. "What's wrong with my life? This is just so wrong!"

"I'm getting bored again." I said in a slightly annoyed voice then stood up feeling Kairi slide down my body because of her stupid arms around my shoulder. I think she's just trying to annoy them now. Roxas stared with tears in his eyes. Poor little boy… well I want him to like me so I guess making him want Kairi was a bit of a setback.

"What do you want to do?" She asked lying on the bed sprawled out. I looked her over then stood up knowing I don't love her or have any sexual interest in my sister but she has them for me, and sometimes they work to my advantage.

"I want to get some pizza." I answered and walked down the stairs. My parents looked at me in surprise but then nodded.

"Are you and Kairi going to get married?" My dad asked making me look over at him. Okay it's wrong but my family is weird.

"She would make a beautiful bride." Mother informed me darkly as though she were threatening my life on whether I do or don't marry her.

"Why would you do that? IT'S ILLEGAL DAMMIT!" Roxas screamed from upstairs. I looked up there blankly then yawned wanting to find food fast before I'm stuck in another conversation with my parents. I agree that they don't understand anything.

"Yes yes we all know this already baka." I called then grabbed some cold pizza from the fridge. The maids eat this stuff but I'm fine with it. My parents will frown when they see it but whatever. It's not like care I what they think. When are they going away again? I hope it's for a year this time. Maybe even longer as long as they remember to pay to have me fed. I don't want to have to live with Kairi again because they were too cheap to give me food money. Or rather… forgetful.

Roxas Pov

I looked at Riku and decided that he's my one true love. We made out and began to cry out each other's names in front of Sora's parents. The brunette in question glanced over at us then continued to eat his food. I guess we aren't all that interesting to him.

"I love you!" I cried.

"I love you too honey bunkins!" Riku shouted and then began to kiss me all over. I blushed and looked up at his through my long sexy lashes.

"You are such a sexy little fish man aren't you?" I said coyly.

"You too my favorite screw up stalker!" He screamed and held me tightly to him. We looked deep into each other's eyes lovingly.

"I love your sexy shoulders!" I informed him.

"Yes well your dirty blond hair that's trying to be Sora's is just so…. Sexy." Riku smirked.

Well wasn't this a little creepy?

Roxas Pov (for real)

My Sora is incestuous. It's wrong and illegal and sick, and can give kids weird disorders. Plus he left his sister lying sprawled on his bed all sexy like. Well, if you liked girls, that is.

"He leave you again?" Riku asks walking in and seeing Kairi on the bed and sitting next to her hip.

"Yeah, well, I'm used to it by now. Happens often enough," Kairi shrugs.

"Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Hold up. This 'happens often enough'?" I ask freezing in place again.

"You're the stalker, you can't answer this yourself?" Riku asks with a smirk.

"Shut up. I have grades to keep up and a sister to take care of. I can't follow him twenty-four seven. I can't stay outside his window when he's home and sleep in his room after he falls asleep only to wake up before him. My eye can even always be on him in school and we have all the same classes. I can't even marry him and stalk him to work and during work only to rush home before him and pretend I was here all along. I don't think his parents even know me," I reply. "Wait. His parents don't even know me, is that a bad thing?"

Riku shrugs. "His parents knowing you wouldn't improve your chances. His parents have known me for a while and I'm at the same place you are. Minus the stalking and being outraged at the incest. I think it's kinda hot sometimes."

I make a face. "You…..ew. Do they ever do anything really bad?" I ask not wanting to know.

"Sometimes it gets M rated, but I'm normally an audience. Besides, he's still a virgin so that doesn't matter." Riku answers.

"I wish he wasn't though," Kairi interjects with an almost dreamy look in her eyes.

"I am never going to talk to you again," I declare twitching at Kairi's statement.

"He talks to me you know, like, who and what he likes and such," Kairi replies with a sly smirk.

"And you'll tell me?" I ask suspiciously.

"No, I was sworn to secrecy," she shrugs. I glare at her and Riku starts laughing. I sigh and wander to the corner of the room where I sit and listen to whatever thoughts happen by and wait for Sora to come back.

"Incest is the best," Kairi singsongs sitting up and finding whatever clothes she lost on the floor.

"I'll never look at you the same. Ever," I growl glaring at her.

"I wasn't aware you looked at me in the first place. Is there something I need to know here?" she asks teasingly.

"go die in a fire."

"Oh, but you don't mean that Roxy," Kairi laughs putting on her clothes and leaving the room.

"Don't call me Roxy," I grumble to the person that had just recently left. Bitch.

"But Roxy," Riku teases.

"Oh don't you start. Shouldn't you be out looking for the lovebirds anyway?"

"But we're in here, I didn't know I needed to look."

"Bastard."

Sora Pov

Kairi was gone by the time I went back upstairs. That was good but I'm not quite sure why I thought so. Because of my parents interrogation probably, but who knows and who cares? I walked into the room next door to mine and said goodbye to poor Zexion. He's a bit too scared to hang out and play like we were going to.

"You look tired." Riku commented when I entered the room. I looked at him then glanced at my game and turned it on. I'm past where Kairi is but I need to get her out of this crappy place she's stuck at. I'll have her look up the scene she missed later.

"Parents tried to convince me to marry Kairi." I informed the two of them. Roxas's eyes widened while Riku just laughed. I guess he's more used to this crap then poor blondie.

"It must have been exhausting." He laughed but I just sighed and crashed then started to play. Once I got her leveled up a bit I saved… then my world died. My eyes widened and my breathing stopped, nothing in the world matters any longer because it's about to end.

There is nothing left for me anymore.

"Isn't that… where you normally save?" Riku asked looking at my number 13 save. I nodded without saying a word, still in complete and utter shock.

"You lost where you were at?" Roxas asked looking concerned. I nodded and felt my eyes begin to sting.

"KAIRI IS SO STUPID! WHY IS SHE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF DISC THREE WHEN I JUST BEAT IT? SHE HAS ALL THE STUPID ABILITIES EQUIPED AND HER LEVELS ARE IN THE 30S WHEN MINE WERE IN THE LATE FOURTIES!" I shouted angrily and threw the controller at the ground.

"This is bad right?" Riku asked nonchalantly as he looked at his nails (secretly a girl) and looked at both of our gaping faces like we were the insane ones.

"Yes. It is very bad." Roxas said slowly as thought talking to a child. Riku glared at me but said nothing which I guess is a good thing. I like him better this way. I glanced over at the blond happy that he understood my pain.

"Why does it matter so much? Just make this game better than your last." He shrugged. I glowered at him then looked at my poor screen which showed her pathetic save. Stupid jerk who doesn't know how to play Final Fantasy…

"You shouldn't say such stupid things…" Roxas sighed making me look back and put him higher on my list of favorite people. I'm attracted to the guy and think he's hot but now he's made it into my top five favorite people!

"Go away Riku. I'm officially kicking you out of my house for the night." I informed him and watched as his eyes widened once he looked between me and Roxas. Okay so yes I just want to spend some time with him. Get over it.

Roxas

wait, so I was allowed to spend one more night here? And Riku free...sounds like a plan. A really good plan. A dream like plan. Anyways.

"So where exactly was she stuck at?" I ask moving over to where he was to look at the TV. "Ooooohhhh, here. Yeah. That's far back. Want me to kill her for you?"

"No, I can torture her later," Sora mutters glaring at the TV while he played his game.

Torture her later...as in like. Sexual torture? Like tying her down and making her beg? Like getting her horny and leaving her there? Oh wait, he already does that one. But I don't think I wanted to be around to watch him torture her. Riku probably would though. Him and his weird ass interests.

So, Riku was gone. And I can only assume that Zexion and Kairi were also gone. So that left Sora's parents, him and me alone in the house. The gigantic house. That we were on the third floor of and had a basement, attic, and probably at least one other floor.

Fuck, this was a mansion.

We should play hide and seek in this place sometime.

"Hey Sora?" I randomly ask in the middle of his constant angry mumblings.

"Yeah?"

"Have you ever played hide and seek in this house?"

"No, I play with my costumes more than I play with the house."

My eyebrow twitched. His costumes...how many did he have? And who all got to wear them? Oh god, did Kairi ever wear them? Which ones did she wear? How often? How come I have to have so many romantic rivals. And one that knew I stalked him and hated me for it and another was his sister. Lady Fate hates me, I swear.

"We need to play hide and seek here sometime. It's giant. And people will probably get lost," I ramble watching him play the game. He simply nods, continuing to mutter.

"See, I didn't have to fight these guys when I was here because I was at a higher level than her," he grumbles and I pat him on the shoulder comfortingly.

"What's your favorite color?" I ask wishing I had my book for questions and fill them in. even though he filled in all the questions. Well, I could take notes.

"Brown and blue," He answers without missing a beat. Vain, much. But I loved him for it. "Do you like Axel?"

Damn guy. Looking all innocent asking that.

"Well...he's hot. I don't know enough about him to know if I love him..." I half wonder if that was the right answer.

"So you think he's hot?"

"Well, yeah, I mean he's got a fan club and all...anyways, what...why..." I stop and make a face ignoring the look Sora was giving me out of the corner of his eye. "How often does this, um, thing, you know, with Kairi, happen?"

"Depends on what all she wants and what mood she's in." Sora shrugs. "What time of the month it is." I felt my eyebrow involuntarily twitch. "Just to make sure, you're gay, right?" He asks. Pausing the game and turning to face me.

"Yeah. Why? Are you?" I blink.

"you poor poor person," He says giving me a funny look. "I'm not answering that question. Try again."