Diddy Kong
The top tier character is here to wreck everyone. Or at least that's what the list says. I never got the hang of using Diddy Kong, Smash is a game that requires timing and precision, I frankly lack both.
I shall enter the Steel Ball Run, to win at Smash and at life in general. Get me my horse.
Please review, if you like this...fic thing.
STORY IS NOW.
*starts call*
Robin: Bruce, be careful out there!
Batman: Tim, calm yourself. What's wrong?
Robin: You are facing the most dangerous foe in this Smash tournament. He is more powerful than Joker, Killer Croc, and Poison Ivy fused together.
Batman: It's a monkey.
Robin: Yes, the combos he could do to you are devastating. He has banana peel that will leave you vulnerable, a gun that can explode right on your face, a kick with force not even you could pull.
Batman: And that is dangerous because...?
Robin: Look, Diddy Kong has the potential to beat all inmates of Arkham, maybe everyone in Gotham.
Batman: Tim, it's just a monkey.
Robin: O-Okay, just...be extra careful around him, alright Bruce?
Batman: Sure, maybe you should retire for the night.
Robin: I am perfectly well, Bruce. Just a bit sleepy, is all.
Batman: I hope Scarecrow didn't come back from the dead and sprayed you with Feat Toxin. That will be a problem...
Robin: I AM NOT CRAZY.
Batman: Didn't say you were.
*ends call*
Weird Robin panicking about a monkey, most top players of Smash woulda done it too.
STAY TUNED!