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Shawn was preparing for the zombie invasion that he was sure was going to happen soon. His life was going to end when they came and took over the world, the only thing that would save him would be to marry someone so he took all the money from his parents bank account and hopped on the first plane to Australia to make this happen.
When he got off the plane at the airport he didn't know where to go or where Jasmine lived. In his head they were going to get married in the airport the second he got off the plane. Once he got there he realized that he really didn't think this through at all, however it was far too late for him to even go back home and his parents were going to be pretty pissed that he drained the bank account. Shawn found himself pulling out his phone and showing random people in the airport episodes of Total Drama with Jasmine in hopes that someone would be able to tell him where she lived or how he could find her. After almost 2 hours of asking around, Shawn finally found someone that could direct him in the direction of the Australian paparazzi and then they directed him to her house.
"Jasmine!" Shawn pounded on the door. "Open the door! I need to tell you something important!"
a few seconds later Jasmine opened the door and seemed shocked to see Shawn standing in front of her.
"Shawn?" Jasmine seemed confused. "Mate? What are you doing here?"
"Jasmine, I think the world is ending and we're all going to be turned into zombies!" Shawn told her. "The only way we can survive this whole thing is if we get married and I teach you how to fight the zombies!"
"I thought that was a joke..." Jasmine sighed. "Shawn, I like you and everything but getting married because you think zombies are attacking? Mate, that's a little crazy! How did you even find my house?"
"I asked around." Shawn told her. "It's not that crazy! I'm just trying to look out for your life! You're the one person in this world that I trust! Please, don't be like the kids at school and take it as a joke! If you marry me, you won't regret it!"
"Shawn..." Jasmine looked confused. "You came all the way here to ask me to do that? Shawn, I don't know even how to respond to that, mate!"
"Jas, you're the only one in this world that I care about." Shawn grabbed her hands. "If I had to survive the zombie apocalypse with anyone, it's going to be you! You can kick zombie butt if you wanted too! I've seen you physically climb trees and I want you on my side."
"Marriage is the only way to do that?" Jasmine asked him, almost as if she was thinking about it.
"Yes." Shawn confirmed. "I know this sounds bizarre but can't you see us together? Fighting the undead for the rest of our lives?"
"You're crazy, mate." Jasmine pulled her hands away from him.
Shawn figured that she wasn't going to marry him, that they wouldn't be together and he was pretty sure he was going to get eaten by zombies. As he walked away the Australian paparazzi were snapping picture of him, that's what he figured was going to happen for publically asking people how to find her. As he reached the path to the end of her house he heard her yell his name.
"Shawn!" Jasmine yelled from her doorway. "Where you goin', mate?!"
"Back home." Shawn told her and kept walking.
"You never let me answer!" Jasmine yelled to him. "I didn't say 'No'! My answer is yes!"
"Seriously?" Shawn turned around and sprinted back to her doorway. "You don't think this whole thing is crazy?"
"Oh, I definitely think this is crazy." Jasmine embraced him into a hug. "I didn't say I wouldn't do it, mate."
"You'll...you'll marry me?" Shawn seemed surprised as the Australian paparazzi awwwww'ed and snapped some pictures.
"Yes." Jasmine agreed. "Why don't you come inside? We can tell my folks and we can plan the wedding and the zombie counter attacks."
Shawn smiled happily and went inside with Jasmine to discuss the plans and to internationally call his parents and apologize for taking off and spending all their money, he was hoping they would be understanding. He was also hoping that his future in-laws would be understanding when they got their phone bill and saw just how much it costs to call from Australia to Canada.
Omg! I can't write Jasmine for the life of me. One of the few characters I don't think I can write well. I also don't know if there is such a thing as the Australian paparazzi so I'm saying for the sake of this chapter that there is. Someone is actually getting married, I think Jasmine would totally agree to marry him because even though she's not my favorite character, she's not a bitch and he did travel all the way there to ask her! I like the final ending to this even though the chapter itself took me forever to write Jasmine!
Who's next? Gimmie couples!