Okey dokey Loki, readers! I'm back! Didja miss me? Its now time for the newest chapter of Birth of Eclipse! Also, I'm gonna set up a poll for what Naruto and Twilight's son will be named, so be sure to leave your votes!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic!
"Normal Speech"
'Thinking'
"Singing"
"Yelling"
Cafeteria Song, And Be Prepared!
It was lunch time the next day at Canterlot High School, and all of the students were just going about their lunches hanging out with others of their specific student category. All except for eight students. While the boys were in position, the girls, except Twilight were wearing sweatshirts as part of their Wonder Colts uniforms. The girls soon put on their headbands, and gave the boys the signal. They started beating cups and lunch trays, and Spike started up the studio. They also began stomping, and clapping their hands. The girls also joined in. All the students turned to them, having noticed the commotion. That's when our heroes began to sing.
The Girls: Hey, hey, everybody, we've got something to say.
We may seem as different as the night is from the day, but you look a little deeper, and you will see,
That I'm just like you, and you're just like me
Yeah!
Hey, hey, everybody, we're here to shout that the magic of friendship is what it's all about!
Yeah we thought we were different as the night is from the day,
Until Twilight Sparkle helped us see another way!
At this line, Applejack had removed Vinyl's sunglasses before she and the other girls resumed their crazy dance moves.
The Humane Five, Naruto, and Sasuke: So get up! Get down, if you're gonna come around!
We can work together helping Twilight win the crown!
So get up! Get down, 'cause it's gonna make a sound!
If we work together helping Twilight Sparkle win the crown!
Pinkie Pie: Hey, hey, hands up now!
We're sending a message to the crowd!
Hands wave up, then come down!
We party together all around!
Rarity: Generous, Honesty,
Applejack: Laughter, Kindness, Loyalty!
Fluttershy: Twilight helped us each to see,
Rainbow Dash: All that we can be!
The Humane Five, Naruto, and Sasuke: So get up! Get down, if you're gonna come around!
We can work together helping Twilight win the crown!
So get up! Get down, 'cause it's gonna make a sound!
If we work together helping Twilight Sparkle win the crown!
Naruto and Sasuke took the liberty of opening the doors for Twilight to come in, and she began to sing her part. To Naruto, his wife's singing voice was like a river of the sweetest honey.
Twilight: I'm gonna be myself, no matter what I do~. And if we're different, yeah, I want you to be true to you!
Naruto picked up a guitar and started playing as his wife sang.
Twilight: If you follow me, we'll put our differences aside! We'll stick together, and start working on that school pride~!
Pretty soon many other students put on their headbands and sashes, and began to sing and dance with our heroes.
All Students: Jump up, make a sound, (Hey!)Stomp your hooves, turn around!
Start now, make a change! Gonna come around!
Sasuke began to play the drums along with Naruto playing his guitar which really pepped up the song.
All Students: Jump up! Make a sound! (Hey!) Stomp your hooves, turn around!
Canterlot Wonder Colts, help her win the crown!
Little did any of them know, Lucy was listening in from outside the cafeteria, and she did not look happy. She looked over to her two henchmen, Snips and Snails, only to see them wearing Wonder Colt uniforms.
"Take those off! I've got a job for you two, nincompoops." Lucy told them as she whispered her plan to them.
Later that day, everyone had met at Rarity's house. Twilight and the gang had some very important stuff to tell them. Twilight stepped out from behind the changing curtain with a hand on her heavily pregnant belly. The kids had been kicking up a storm, and she really hoped they didn't hurt each other while thrashing around in there.
"You okay, Twi?" Applejack asked.
"The Fall Formal isn't going to happen tonight." Twilight said as she broke the news to the others.
"What?!" Pinkie cried out in confusion.
"It had to be postponed because Lucy had Snips, and Snails ruin all of Pinkie Pie's decorations!" Naruto explained to them.
"What?!" Pinkie yelled again.
"But the Fall Formal HAS to happen TONIGHT." Sasuke informed.
"WHA-" Pinkie would've yelled again, but Applejack covered her friends mouth before raising an eyebrow at the Equestrian Entourage.
Twilight let out a sigh. "You see..." She was about to explain, but Pinkie beat her to the punch.
"You guys are from an alternate world, and you and Naruto are the pony prince and princess there, and Sasuke is a human like us, but he's from another world parallel to your own except he's a shinobi, and the crown actually has a magical element embedded in it, and you need it to power up five other elements in order to protect your magical world, but without it they don't work anymore! So you need to get the crown back by tonight or else the portal to your world will close, and you won't be able to get home for like a really, really, REALLY long time!" She said in one breath. Pinkie's friends looked at her like she was crazy, but Twilight, Naruto, Sasuke, and Spike's jaws fell right open. She took the words right outta their mouths!
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure that isn't the reason." Rainbow Dash said.
"Nope. She's pretty much spot on." Spike said revealing his true self.
"He can TALK?!" Rarity asked with her hands on her head.
Spike took a few steps forward. "Oh yeah! In fact, where I come from I'm not even a dog! I'm a ferocious, fire breathing dragon!" Spike bragged standing on his hind legs. He went back to all fours, and smiled smugly.
"This is so amazing!" Fluttershy said uncharacteristically loud as she shoved Rainbow Dash, and Applejack out of the way. "Quick, what are you thinking right now?"
Spike looked confused as Fluttershy's smile got bigger before he walked over to Rarity.
"I'd sure like a good scratch behind the ears." He said to her.
"Gah..." Rarity said not used to the concept of a talking dog.
"Uh... Maybe later..." Spike told her.
"How did you know all of that?" Sasuke asked Pinkie.
"Just a hunch." Pinkie replied with a shrug, and a grin. Applejack broke the awkward silence that followed.
"Wait a minute! Twilight, you and Naruto are ponies?"
Twilight nodded.
"And you're a princess, and Naruto is a prince?" Rarity asked.
Again they nodded.
"And Sasuke, you're a ninja?" Applejack asked the young Uchiha.
"Former. The ninja life just wasn't my style in all honesty." Sasuke replied.
"That... Is... AWESOME!" Rainbow Dash said. The others put in their own positive input, but soon there was a very touchy subject that had to be discussed. Principal Celestia, and her sister Luna walked in.
"But how will you defeat Lucy for the crown?" Luna asked. "Are you gonna have Naruto run for Fall Formal King, or something?"
Naruto looked at them all. "I feel I very well may have to." The others looked at him in confusion.
Instrumental Opening For Be Prepared From The Lion King
Naruto: I know that your powers of retention, are as wet as a warthog's backside.
But thick as you are... PAY ATTENTION! My words are a matter of pride!
It's clear from your vacant expressions the lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking KINGS and successions!
Even YOU can't be caught unawares!
As Naruto sang, everyone was listening intently to his words. It was blatantly obvious that he had a plan, but what was it?!
Naruto: So prepare for the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news~.
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer...
Spike: And where do we feature?
Naruto: Just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid, but you'll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared! Be prepared~~!
"Yeah, be prepared! Ha ha, we'll be prepared..." Rainbow Dash said. "For what?"
"For the downfall of Lucy!" Naruto said dramatically.
"Why? Is she sick?" Rainbow asked.
"No fool, we're gonna beat her! But it won't be easy..." Naruto responded.
"But then, if Twilight becomes Fall Formal Princess, who will be her prince?" Fluttershy asked.
"It won't be a prince, Fluttershy." Naruto said. "There will instead be a KING!"
"But who-?" Rarity began to ask before Naruto interrupted her.
"I will be king!" He decreed. "Stick with me, and you'll NEVER BE OPPRESSED AGAIN!" This had caused all of them to cheer.
"Alright! Long live the king!" Pinkie Pie said.
"Long live the king!" The others joined in. "LONG LIVE THE KING!" They all then joined in on the song, principals included.
All Others: It's great that we'll soon be connected... With a king who'll be all time adored!
Naruto: Of course, quid pro quo. You're expected... To take certain duties on board.
The future is littered with prizes! And though I'm the main addressee... The point that I must emphasize is...
YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!
By this time, Naruto had gone into his one tail chakra cloak as Kurama joined in on the song with his voice also coming from Naruto's mouth.
(Human Five And Sasuke: So prepare for the coup of the century!)
K-Naruto: So prepare for the coup of the century! Be prepared for the murkiest scam!
(Twilight, Spike, Celestia, and Luna: Oooooooh... LA LA LA!)
Naruto: Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning, those years of denial is simply why I'll...
Be king undisputed, respected, saluted, and seen for the wonder I am! Yes my teeth and ambitions are barred...
Be prepared~~!
Kurama, Twilight, Sasuke, Spike, And Naruto: Yes our teeth and ambitions are barred...
All: Be prepared~~~~~~~~! (Laughter flowing into the afternoon.)
Well, there goes the old neighborhood! Let's see how things flow from here on out! And please don't forget to send me your votes!