Dear Mary-Sue,
Congratulations! I'm very glad for you two.
Although, you haven't actually… met… me… Uh, is it too weird to send a letter to someone you've never met? Sorry…
Helmeppo talks about you a lot, though, so it kind of feels like I know you already! Ha…
I've known Helmeppo for a long time, really. So I can just tell with him, most of the time.
I remember after he met you! He came back from his mission, and he was acting so goofy, but it took me a whole week to get him to tell me why!
I was so surprised that he had met a girl. And now, I'm even more surprised that he proposed! So–
…
Oh, crap. So, um, Helmeppo just found me writing this, and actually, he hasn't proposed yet, and he was just figuring out how to.
Well, I wanted to scrap the letter, but apparently, it gave Helmeppo an idea, so here it is...
...Gah! I'm nervous!
Okay, deep breath. Inhale, exhale...
Mary-Sue, will you marry Helmeppo?
Best wishes,
Koby.