Disclaimer I don't own Naruto or Rwby so don't bite my face off it's rightfully owned by Kishimoto and Rooster Teeth
Boredom is just the reverse side of fascination: both depend on being outside rather than inside a situation, and one leads to the other.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Ibiki scowled as he watched that damn brat Menma Uzumaki sleeping in his class much like he did years before, if that wasn't the worst thing to come out of this situation it was the fact that his team seemed to be following his chaotic lead.
The orange haired girl was grinning like a fool as she sent paper balls at others who released killer intent throwing off other teams in the process and getting them kicked out.
The blue haired one appeared to be jittering in his seat, ignoring the worksheet in front of him to stare around the room with barely concealed excitement as he judged his potential opponents.
This would not do... something needs to be done!
"Team 11!" All teams jumped in surprise as Menma yawned and gave him a tired look. "The hell do you want Scarface?" Ibiki silently fumed. How dare this brat speak to him in such a disrespectful tone!
Slamming his hand on his desk and glaring at him coldly "If you don't write something on your test in the next five seconds, you and your team will fail" Menma eyed him lazily before shrugging and writing on his paper as Ibiki smirked.
"Hey Weiss." Ruby whispered to her teammate as she scowled and turned to her discreetly. "What is it Ruby" she hissed as Ruby smiled "Do you know the answer to question 7?" Weiss growled "Yes Ruby I do" Ruby tried to look innocent as she kicked her feet in her seat "...Can I see it?"
If they weren't in this room right now, she'd be causing the girl to go deaf earlier then time itself garanteed.
"7:00," whispered Yang as Nora grinned wickedly and sent her pencil flying into the brown haired boy's hair as he growled and slammed his fist on the table turning to glare at them as Ibiki appeared before him with a hardened scowl on his face making the boy wince "Winchester!" "Y-yes sir?" Ibiki glared, "Do I look like a sir to you!" Cardin didn't have much of an answer for that as his desk was flipped over startling his teammate next to him.
"The answer is yes! what else would I be Winchester! do you think i'm a Ma'am!? a lady!?" Cardin didn't know what the fuck was going on. "N-no Sir!" "that's what the fuck I thought! now pick this shit up before I send you and your stupid ass team out!" He quickly followed the order as three blonds muttered 'bitch' under their breaths.
If you don't know who these blonds were...shame on you and all you stand for.
Menma groaned, he'd rather be asleep right now because this test was dumb as hell. I mean who sets a follow up test this early in a series anyway, Oh wait. Bleach, Dragonball, HunterxHunter, ect. At the end of the day it all ended with how fucked up that world was, and he couldn't have been thrown in a worst one.
He definetly hoped he had the same dream though, and those who are wondering what type it was, the answer is Yes... yes it was.
"Can you get your arm off my paper" Said a female as Menma blinked and turned to face her. Glasses, red hair, violet eyes. Huh so this was 12 year old Karin Uzumaki, "Nah i'm pretty comfortable where I am now, as you can see elbow room is like leg room, without it, i'd be sweaty and a little piece of me would die" Karin blushed lightly at what he was hinting.
"Your disgusting." Karin turned away as Menma shrugged "Atleast i'm not a mass murderer who seeks the help of a pedophile for power because I can't get over a grudge that I never even questioned how it happened and why." Just a few rows behind them a certain Uchiha sneezed.
Jin bounced in his seat as he looked at all his possible opponents Oh man oh man oh MAN! I WANNA FIGHT THEM ALL! As you can see he's having a fightgasm at the moment (Goku nods his head in understanding as Bossbrat and Menma looked at him wearily wondering how the FUCK he got in the studios.
Ibiki felt like he was gonna cry, after all that none of the new recruits seemed to have gotten the meaning of the test. "Yo Naruto!" he heard Menma shout as the boy in question sweatdropped. "What is it Menma" "You didn't eat that sandwhich I left in the fridge right!?"
"No it should still be in there"
"It better be bro, if I find it missing like last time, i'm kicking you and Pinkies ass!"
"I'd like to see you try!/Hey wait! what do I have to do with this!?"
"That big ass forehead isn't a communication device used for transmitting thought waves?"
"...I" Sakura had no words as everybody turned to her with questioning looks as she blushed embarrassed.
"MEN-CHAN!" Menma glanced over at his friend "Yo?" "How many fingers am I holding up?" "...zero" Nora frowned and slammed her hand on the table like a gavel. "Exactly! now how many fingers do I need!" Menma had an unsure expression on his face "...all five."
Nora had a smirk on her face as she eyed him sensually "That's all I need Men-chan, think about it." While Menma contemplated his life once again, Ruby yawned in boredom as she turned to stare out the window taking notice to a bird that sat there staring at her as she smiled childishly and waved. "Hello Mr bird, i'm gonna call you birdie jr in honor of your late cousin." Ruby sniffled softly as she thought about the bird she accidently killed, "Hopefully you'll live a long and prosperous life Birdie jr."
Naruto was nervous as Ibiki announced the 10th question, both his teammates sent him looks as he slowly raised his hand only to slam it right back down glaring at the man with unhindered determination "Don't underestimate me! I don't quit, and I don't run! You can act all tough if you want; you don't scare me! No way! I don't care if I stay a Genin all my life! I'll still be Hokage someday!" Everyones breaths hitched.
This brat had taken all the tension out of the room in a matter of seconds, "Anyone still wants to leave!" Nobody moved from their seats as Menma scowled "Get on with it already!" Ibiki would make sure to tell Anko to up this brats trainning. "You all...pass." Everyone gained shocked looks on their faces except Menma for obvious reasons.
See what the test was really about was if a genin is caught cheating five times, they and the rest of their team are disqualified. The goal is also to force the genin to apply critical thinking. In most cases, being caught cheating means instant failure, but the two-point reduction is meant to give them a chance instead of trying again without being caught and make them realise they have to cheat.
Ibiki turned to smirk at Menma, "Tho their are some exceptions to the rule, if a Genin doesn't make any effort to cheat then it's possible for the proctor to expell their team." Menma just gave him a bored look "Read it and weep you Freddy Krueger reject." Ibiki scowled and snatched the paper only for his eyes to widen seeing it complete.
"H-how..."
Menma shrugged. "Well you and those sentinals were pretty much distacted when you made that big dude look like a bitch, so I just took the time to copy the shit out of her paper during that brief time period." Karin stared at him blankly as did everyone in the room except his team and brother since they already knew how he was.
"Ugh fine, you all may proceed to the second half of the ex- he was cut off by a purple blur smashing through the window as a busty women posed with a Nora like grin "The sexy Anko Mitarashi has arrived!" before anyone could respond they heard Ruby cry in despair "No! not birdie jr!" Menma facepalmed...fuck his life.
Little Menma Adventures (Old yeller say what!)
Menma was not pleased, Nora was usually the type of girl to let taunts, jeers, and opinons roll off her shoulder but after what Kiba said the girl was in tears from the continuous verbal abuse.
The class had joined in on it to, not that it made a difference since she was already made fun of by civilian children also.
Menma scowled as he made his way towards the cocky bastard, It seemed like he needed to teach this dog a lesson.
"Menma your an idiot if you think you can beat me!" Gloated the Inuzuka as he settled into his clans style "Shut the hell up mutt and apologies to Nora" glared the blond.
"How about no!" Menma grunted as he was roughly sent back as he blocked a hard left from the Inuzuka heir, narrowing his eyes he grabbed the boys arm and flipped him so his elbow was behind him as Menma's knee rested on his lower back he growled as he pulled on it causing the boy to cry out in pain "Say it!" shouted Menma.
"Ok! i'm sorry!" Kiba cried out in pain as he arm felt like it was about to snap. Menma smirked at his victory until Nora gave him a happy hug "ugh, Nora personal space..." Only to be squeezed tighter much to his discomfort.
Oh who was he kidding, the Alpha gets all the bitches.
A/N Wow, it's been a while huh? sorry about that everyone I was working on a new story and had some writers block I had to sift through to shoot out this masterpiece (Menma:Bullshit!) so don't hate me to much.
Now I hope you all enjoyed the latest chapter of Menma's Second Chance, remember to have a nice day!
Until Next Time Bossbrat Out!