Hello lovely readers! I wanted to see if any of you had an awesome idea for a dare for Alice, I cannot seem to come up with anything for her but don't worry her time is coming soon. I just wanted to ask you all. If not I'm sure something evil will pop into my head. By the way I am going to update tomorrow and Saturday as well but then I will no longer have internet for about a week during which time I will write some more chapters. Once I come back to an internet area I will once again update every day! . Please comment I love reading them, and thank you to those who commented yesterday I loved them! I'm also really happy that you guys remember who I have already truth-ed and dared haha. Oh an thank you encypher you are truly amazing at editing ;). Hope you enjoy this chapter.
"Truth or dare Esme?" asked Rosalie grinning evilly.
"Umm truth I guess." Esme responded shyly.
"Alright, hmm let me see what shall be your punishment. Okay got it!" Rosalie shouted excitedly. Everyone including me and Edward were a little apprehensive at what she was going to ask. Rosalie was definitely not one known to be merciful…to anyone, ever.
"Rose come on be easy on her, it's not nice. She is your mother." Alice reasoned, well attempted to reason with Rosalie.
"Nope! Your hubby kinda screwed me over. So as your truth, what would you change about your sex life with Carlisle?" Rosalie questioned. Carlisle however had an oddly smug look on his face after that. Esme looked worried and sad. Edward looked as though he was having a seizure trying not to laugh at what he heard Esme think. Emmett was giggling happily as he looked onto his wife grinning. Alice looked like she couldn't decide whether to puke, laugh, or cry. Jasper looked like a combination of all of these different emotions. It was as though he was having an argument with his subconscious self, like he had different personalities trying to get out and show themselves. I, feeling sad for the guy, decided to do something, of course.
"Okay come on let's get this done with Esme. Jasper looks like he's going insane." I explained, wondering as well what she would change and whether or not I actually wanted to know.
"Yeah come on mom tell Carlisle what you want to tell him" Edward laughed hysterically. I was wondering how he was able to say a complete sentence laughing like that.
"Wait what? You want to change something?" Carlisle asked broken heartedly.
"Rose, please, don't make me say it. This is so embarrassing, look at your father." Esme reasoned, and when that didn't do anything she went to the next best thing. "Do you really want to know what Carlisle and I do behind closed doors?" Esme asked.
"We already hear what everyone else does why not you?" Rose responded growing impatient.
"Okay seriously just get it over with! PLEASE! I can't handle all of these feelings!" shouted Jasper.
"Oh I'm sorry Jazz. Umm okay well I guess….I would change… umm well…well you know that thing you do? I just think that…that well you've done that for EVER! I mean try something new. I can't stand it anymore. You always do the same thing. I could read a book while having sex with you. It has been the same since the first time. Do you know how long ago that was? It was a very long time! I need something new. Like me on top, or on the wall or on a chair. Even on the floor would be okay but something needs to change!" Esme shouted.
"Ohmigod! Esme I never would have thought that you could say that. Ha on the floor. That would be interesting. Carlisle doing something different, he needs his routines or he might explode." Emmett joked happily.
"I'm sorry honey; I didn't know it annoyed you so much. I thought you like it and you know, well I thought you had fun. But obviously not, I'm sorry I didn't mean to disappoint you and I'll try something different next time. And Emmett stop! You can't not talk, you have to comment on everything. JUST STOP!" shouted Carlisle.
In response to this upset Esme came over and kissed him lovingly. Jasper let out a sigh of relief as all the emotions became one, laughter. Alice, Edward, Rosalie, Jasper, and I were all howling loudly while Emmett hugged himself and hung his head.
"Aww baby, it's okay. He was just a little on edge you know? It's okay we all love you." said Rosalie, kissing and hugging her husband, trying to persuade him to smile.
"NO! Carlisle is a meanie and I don't want to smile." Emmett pouted.
"Emmett you know he was just sad that Esme wasn't happy with their sex life. You and I however are amazing. We never do the same thing; it's always different and exciting." Rosalie said trying again unsuccessfully to get Emmett to smile.
"Gosh Carlisle you made Emmett sad, I honestly never thought he could be sad." I said. I really never did think that Emmett could be sad. It just seemed like one of those things just did not happen.
"Okay fine. I'll smile again but I just want to say that I am sad! I can feel sad because I was just yelled at and I do not like being yelled at, except when it is something kinky and coming from this woman's mouth. Okay? Okay." Emmett answered all the eyes that were looking expectantly towards him.
"Aww that's a good Emmett, yes you're a very good vampire. Aren't you? Yes you are aww yes you are." Jasper laughed.
"Oh shove it, PMS-y" Emmett replied, focusing on Jasper.
"You know what Emmett? That was not nice! It is not my fault that my power has a few issues pending and that I do not know how to figure out all of you stupid emotional people's emotions and I do not like being made fun of because I am forced to feel all of your stupid emotions!" Jasper yelled.
"Oh so you can dish it out but can't deal with it yourself I see?" responded Emmett proudly.
"Just shut it chatty Cathy."
"Dude harsh!" everyone shouted at Jasper.
"Hey what did I do?" reputed Jasper pretending to act stupid at why we were all mad at him. Sure I loved all of my brothers and sister but Emmett was special he was kind of like the innocent one of us all, the little kid that needed to protected from the bullies in the world. And at that moment Jasper was the bully.
"Fine I get it! No low blows on Emmett. I won't do it again." Jasper said nervously, looking around at all the glaring eyes, even those of his wife.
"Good now that that is settled, Esme I believe it is your truth or dare time." Edward said attempting to get the game back up and running. We only had two days and so far we have played for almost 22 hours.
"Alright sounds good. I guess I shall ask truth or dare…?" Questioned Esme.