A/N: All right, I know that Zelos and Kratos are never in the party at the same time. However, they have been in some scenes together during the course of the game so I'm taking artistic license. As for time in the game... Let's say Colette is still hiding her Angel Toxicosis (as she's becoming an exsphere), and the party's been to Flanoir. You can feel free to throw things at me in displeasure but said objects must be on this list: 1) chocolate, 2) high-end electronics, or 3) great, honking wads of cash. Thanks. Lloyd is normal, Kratos is italic, Zelos is bold, and Regal is bold and italic.
It's Not a Date!
"Uh, Kratos? Can I ask you something?"
"Yes, Lloyd?"
"... Colette's been pretty depressed lately. I was trying to think of some way to cheer her up."
"Hm."
"What's this? Lloyd's planning a date? I'll tell you what you can do!"
"It's not a date!"
"Ignore him, Lloyd."
"Ouch, that's cold..."
"If I may make a suggestion, Lloyd. Colette seemed to enjoy the beach in Altimira. Perhaps you should take her there."
"The beach? With swimsuits? ... "
"Good idea, Regal! Now what I'd do is head to the Temple of Darkness and set the Sorcerer's Ring then-"
"Zelos, this is Colette we're talking about. Have some decency."
"Yeah! Watch your mouth!"
"Whoa, easy! Calm down, bud. I'm sorry, okay?"
"Lloyd, why don't you take Colette to Flanoir?"
"That's a great idea! We could build snowmen!"
"Humph, doesn't sound like my idea of a good time. But hey, whatever. Have fun on your date, Lloyd."
"It's not a date!"
A/N: There, I finally got around to using your idea, cloud-sephiroth. Hope you liked it! In other news: I'm in a writing slump. A vast abyss of anti-creativity from which there is no escaping! Without outside help that is, give me your ideas and I may be able to haul myself out of it and get back to my normal prolific self.