July 11, 2014
Hey, I spilt some taco sauce on the cover. It may stain forever. But don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fine. It smells nice now, so you might as well thank me.
Where are you anyways, it's been like, I don't know, FOREVER. J. Jonah. Jameson is about to cry tears of joy and throw a partay of pure happiness if you don't get back soon. Seriously, you have no idea how annoying it is to watch his mustache jerking up and down when he talks, it's like a combination of donkey and my sister. My sister being the naggy pa-
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NAGGING SO MUCH, IF YOU WOULD JUST CLEAN UP YOUR-
Sorry, that was my sister there. I got her to go away, don't worry, all is well. That was really an earful though, and now I have to clean up my room because if I don't, she's going to murder me brutally. And by brutally, I mean ripping off my limbs one by one and making some home made stew out of it.
So I guess I gotta go. Clean up my room.
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
OKAY SIS IS ABOUT TO KILL ME I GOTTA GO NOW BYE
-HUMAN TORC-