A/N: AHLOL. Uhm...right. This is a collab of randomness :D. Enjoyyy~!
:Collab Number One:
Tobi: Zetsu-san, are you married?
Zetsu: No.
Tobi: Why not?
Zetsu: I like meat too much.
Tobi: You can get married...and still like meat.
Zetsu: I didn't know that.
:Collab Number Two:
Kisame: So...why are you here again?
Suigetsu:...I want your shark skin.
Kisame: O.O.
Suigetsu: What? I wanna be powerful! I already have Zabuza's sword but...
Kisame: Isn't it funny how that guy keeps coming up even though he's been dead since Naruto: Episode 20 or something like that?
Suigetsu: You have a point...
Kisame: I know I do, that's why I said it!
Suigetsu: What were we talking about again?
Kisame: I don't...remember.
Fail. :D.
:Collab Number Three:
Sasu-gay: Brother I-
Itachi: My, have you grown~! Let me take you home and you can meet grandpa Madara...
Sasu-gay: WHAT?
Itachi: Come on little brother, why so suprised?
Sasu-gay: You realize you just ruined like...the entire story line of Naruto?
Itachi: I did? Oops. Oh well.
lol...bigger fail.
:Collab Number Four:
Kakuzu: I planned everything out...
Hidan:*snickers*
Kakuzu: But I failed to calculate one thing...
Hidan:*snickers loudly*
Kakuzu: He's a dumb ass. And there's no accounting for a dumb ass...
Hidan: Are you fucking talking about me again?
Kakuzu: NO! I was talking about Sasori!
Sasori's ghost: Oh were you?
Kakuzu: Oh shit. Fine. Yes Hidan, I was referring to you.
Hidan: Jashin damnit! You fucking miser!
Sasori's ghost:(does something he would never do) LOLOLOL IDIOTS!#!#!$*poofs away*
Hidan: What the fuck.
:Collab Number Five:
Konan: He's my best friend best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too? He tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy! Hey, you should get a best friend too!
Pein: Hoo ha, hoo ha!
Konan: Hello baby, can I see a smile!
Pein: I'm goin to a party and it's gonna be wild!
Konan: Can I come, I'm sitting alone :(
Pein: No friends are never alone!
Konan: Maybe, some pretty girls are in your world. Excuse me, I could also be your girl. Lately, everyone is making fun.
Both: Na na na na na, na na na na na na!
Konan: He's my best friend best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too? He tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy! Hey, you should get a best friend too!
Pein: Hoo ha, hoo ha!
Konan: Aloha baby, Let's go to the beach!
Pein: Girls in bikinis are waiting for me...*aw did I really have to say that :(* (Will never look at Pein the same way again o.o)
Konan: But I was hoping for a summer romance :(!
Pein: So why can't you take a chance?
Konan: Maybe, some pretty girls are in your world. Excuse me, I could also be your girl. Lately, everyone is making fun.
Both: Na na na na na, na na na na na na!
Konan: He's my best friend best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too? He tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy! Hey, you should get a best friend too!
Pein: Hoo ha, hoo ha!
Konan: Maybe, some pretty girls are in your world. Excuse me, I could also be your girl. Lately, everyone is making fun.
Pein: Let's get this party on, hit me with lazer-gun! OK. That's enough.
:Collab Number Six:
Misa: I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car!
Black Star: I am a superstar and I don't care who you are!
Naruto: I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car!
Naraku: I am a superstar and I don't care who you are!
Light: SUPERSTAR!
Misa: Got many money honey, I'm a superstar!
Black Star: My life is funny honey, Have you seen my car?
Naruto: I know a of people, I am a superstar!
Naraku: Everybody know me, Right from near to far!
Light: ...DEATH NOTE.. O.o
*this program has been cancelled due to health issues...*
:Collab Number Seven:
This is a warning before you read on. You're eyes may bleed due to the mental image I am about to put in your minds...if you know who these guys are...
Shino: Sweet little bumble bee, I know what you want from me!
Naraku: Sweet little bumble bee, more than just a fantasy!
...right. Moving on.
:Collab Number Eight:
Kikyo: Lonely, I'm so lonely! I have nobody, to call my own!
Inuyasha: Oh just bloody get over it bloody Kikyo.
Mood killer there. LOL.
A/N: LOL. Laughed when writing this. Hey, wanted to let ya'll know, I started a new series that centers around the Akatsuki! It's called Akatsuki Daze. Check it out for some laughs! And review it too! Reviews make me feel all special :3! I hope ya'll read it! The first chapter is funny at least...though slightly serious...FUNNY. And OOC. But surprisingly, I am capable of writing in character! :O! It's amazing, right? LOL. I just realized, Akatsuki Daze is my seventh story. Kid will kill me~! NOOOO! I need to write an eight one, and fast! Hahaha jk! Surprisingly enough...I have a juicy romancey thing planned for my next story :3...:D. Anyhoo, review! And read my other story...hehe.