Guys, I'm SO sorry. I've been kinda caught up with my new Naruto fanfic... It's going AWESOME! But you guys are still #1 according to me hits list, so don't kill the peeps who read the Naruto ficcie... Ok, let's get this going

This chapter is dedicated to GlorysGirl4ever, who has been with this story sense forever asa far as I have searched. But I really didn't think the last chapter was that funny...

This chapter has a bit of OOCness in it... Considering that I have no idea HOW Celia acts... . or looks like. Someone send me an email...

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Chapter 11: Attack of the CELIA!

"WAKE UP!" shouted Belnika as she hit both Elie and Julia with pillows. Elie jumped straight out of bed, "YES SIR!" and realized that it wasn't military school... Julia, being a sound sleeper did nothing except swat the air as though a fly had just bit her...

"Why did you wake me up? It's only 6..." whined Elie as she shook her hair out as she grabbed her clothes and headed for the door.

"We have to clean up the mess in the cafeteria remember you pickle-head?" Belnika huffed. Elie scrutched up her nose in distaste and whined again, "I'm not a pickle-head,nor am I green-haired. You're such a meanie Belnika!" She slammed the door shut as Julia half-consciously sighed, "Oh Let, you're SO romantic!" With made Belnika and Melodia turn wide-eyed to her and giggling, "Someone has a cr-USH!"

That was when Julia snapped out of her half-consciousness and yelled, "WHAT? WHO! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?" as she jumped out of bed, grabbed her clothes, and shot out the door before another word could escape from the mouth of our two cupids, Belnika and Melodia.


In the cafeteria a while later...

Haru grumbled as he wiped noodles, meat, mashed potatoes and more from the table. He scowled and looked at the far side of the cafe, there was Elie. Using her mindless fans to sweep her section of her floors for her she was almost done. She was just wiping off the last of her tables when she sensed someone who was staring that wasn't oggling at her. She turned and found a spiked gray-head teen giving her a glar from his side... ALL the way on the other side.

She stuck out her tongue and walked over. And then... She threw her wet towel onto Haru's head and said, "It's not polite to star." and walked off. Musica walked over and shook his head, "Dude... You are cursed." as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, which it was. Haru scowled. He was in no mood what so ever to talk or argue or anything at all. Look at Elie with her mindless minions doing all the dirty work for her like the stuck up bitch she was.

"What ever man. Dude, where's our fans when we need them?" he asked still scowling. Musica grinned, "They're at Elie's table being her fans!"

Suddenly...

"Haru baby-kins!" shouted someone as she latched onto Haru's left arm and started cuddling up purring like a cat. Haru's head shot to the left like a rocket and he saw... Breasts. To the left.

As soon as Musica saw that the rabid fangirl had Haru, he grabbed Haru's unoccupied arm and dashed off far away and whispered to Haru, "What's SHE doing here? I thought we got rid of her." Haru who's face had turned to the color of a ripe tomatoe was starting to cool down. Damn those hormones. And cause he was a soft guy... Never experiencing the view of breasts right in front of the face...

"I...huff...Did...huff...Too...huff" he gasped as he kept himself thinking about green fields, pretty flowers, a golden sun, and anything that didn't start up his hormones.

"Well dude. She screamed your nickname to the world and there's snickering going around... And extreme laughter from Elie. You're gonna be in a world of rumors once she starts the gossip pool up around you. I feel you man, I feel you." (don't get perverted) said Musica pittingly. he actually didn't feel sorry for Haru at all. Musica was a lady's man.

"HARU BABYCAKES! COME BACK HERE!" shouted Celia, the rabid fangirl from half way across the room, walking toward them. Haru paniced once he saw her breasts bounce and he ran...Not caring where he was going... Just away from Celia. Straight into Julia's chest... (an: xD u guys probably wannted it to be Elie but I was feeling a bit of the Haru bashing side so... Read on)

About 10 meters away stood Let. He was fuming. Never did he feel so angry... NO more than angry...Ravaging... Killer mode. He took a deep breath... And headed toward Julia and Haru. Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNN...

"Ah! JULIA! I'M SOON SORRY! SPARE ME!" cried Haru as he dropped onto his knees and begged. JUlia sighed and said, "Forgiven. But watch where you're going dweeb."

Just then, Let arrived. He grabbed Haru by the collar and lifted him and growled in a DANGEROUS tone, "Let's go. You're done." And stomped off with Haru in his fist. The cafeteria door slammed and broke off. Julia gushed with starry eyes, "He's SO strong!"

Outside the cafeteria, Let had slammed Haru onto the wall.

"Don't you dare do that again, you hear me? Next time...You WON'T be spared." he hissed as he dropped Haru and stalked off to where ever he's going. Haru finally started breathing.

Just then, the cafeteria door opened again (it magically got replaced). Elie came out with all her glamour, and looked down at Haru. There was no pity what so ever in those chocolate brown eyes of hers. Only hard coldness.

"OH! Haru baby-kins." she sneered and snickered, "Enjoy the bashing?..." When Haru only stared up at her she sneered and said, "Well, later loser!" And walked off leaving a Haru on the ground and alone...Once again...


Later in the day...

Haru was walking down the deserted halls of the hotel. He had just passed the ballroom; which was HUGE, the conference room, and hundreds more rooms when he heard the footsteps beyond the next corner. Not wanting to be caught by a teacher (if it WAS a teacher), he pressed himself against the wall behind a giant plant. The leaves of the giant plant hide him perfectly while his green shirt and khaki pants made a perfect camaoflage. The soft footsteps were becoming louder toward his direction and he dared to peek out. What he saw surprised him. A actually genuinely smiling Elie had just passed him. She was walking toward the giant balcony near the ballroom.

Haru, taking chances, as soon as Elie disappeared behind the next corner, he followed quitely. He was pretty sure that he had lost her when he saw something unexpected. It was Elie. She was sitting on the ground leaning against the railings and looking up into the starry skies. She was smiling yet again. A slight breeze blew, making her light brown hair flow in the wind. The radiance of the moonlight made her skin glow with a warm cream color. He fuzzxy white sweater made her seem angelic and peaceful like the silence of the night. She, for once, in Haru's world. Was gorgeous.

It was the simplicity of the beauty that enchanted him. Drawing him into her magical beauty. It was a mystifying feeling that stirred in him that made him felt more drawn to her. It was her mystifying beauty that lured him into goggling at her, hiding from her. He suddenly wanted to come out and hug her. He wanted to smell her hair and bury his head into her soft brown hair. For the first time in his life, though Haru didn't know, he was in love. Whether Haru admitted it or not, it was simple. He was drawn to her simple mysterious beauty.

He...But..It was all too confusing for simple-minded Haru. He had to get away from her. He HAD to. It was confusing him. It wasn't... It didn't...It wasn't... It wasn't LIKE that. He never had those FEELINGS. It was all thrashing at him...It was too much. So, he turned and left. Left her and her beauty. He tried to leave those feelings behind. Tried to leave it all.

Elie turned around. She thought she had felt a presence behind her... Oh well.. She shrugged, stood up, and walked toward the exit. Down the hall... Only to find Haru looking out the window... At the same starry sky that she had looked at.

"Hey! Loser, what you doing here?" she shot angrily at Haru, desturbing his peace. His head shot toward Elie's direction, eyes wide like a deer caught in headlights.

"Umm...I was just passing by." he mumbled, looking at his shoes.

Suddenly, there was a clatter of something dropping. It seemed to have came from the door next to them. Haru opened the door, "Huh? What-" and was cut off whe someone shoved Elie, who crashed into him, which made them fall into the small room behind the door. SLAM! And the door was shut.

Ugg... She was on top of something... Her hand was feeling at something warm... And circular... Like a cylinder... Suddenly, she snapped open her eyes and grabbed her hand away from the thing she was holding a few seconds ago. Below her was Haru, eyes screwed shut from the pain abrupting from...Down there and his head. groan

"What happened?" he grumbled. Elie sighed and said, "We fell into this...place." She tried to stand up, but was met by only her falling once again down onto Haru. Her hands managed to stop herself from falling ALL the way down. When she opened her eyes, she found herself looking into gray ones... Haru's eyes... (an: Haru's eyes R gray rite?). Then, she realized how CLOSE they were and pulled back straight away.

In the whole process of falling and falling again. Their legs had managed to tangle them together in a... Sexy position.

"Haru, get your leg off my leg." It was a command to be followed.

After a while, they managed to get themselves into their own half of the little space of the tiny room.

"Haru, try to open the door."

Haru grasped at the doorknob, fingers ALMOST reaching it. But the little space they had made it hard for him to stand and it was squishing him toward Elie. He grasped the doorknob and, no... No click... This wasn't good.. He sweated...

"...It's locked..." Elie screeched in frustration and screamed, "I'M GOING TO KILL WHO EVER LOCKED US IN!" Her sudden shout had startled Haru and he fell... On top of Elie. Squish... He felt it... Her breasts were pressed against his back. Yet it was making him blush furiously. Thank goodness for the darkness.

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING BASTARD!" screamed Elie as she tried to push him off her.

"OK! OK!" he shouted as he quickly pushed himself off her. So there they sat for quite some time until there was this awful shudder that the door just made. And it kept on shuddering. Suddenly, when they were getting hopeful that someone was going to let them out, a voice rang from the other side of the door.

"Nope. It's locked. And I highly doubt that Haru and Elie would be in a hotel ro-" and the voice was cut off by a snickering noise as another started, "Unless they were MADLY in love and decided to make out...Or something more in a empty room!" That made Elie and Haru's faces turn to the color of ripe tomatoes. Then, they remembered those voices... It was Julia who tried the door...And Musica who snickered. Oh! They were gonna get Musica when they got out!

Speaking of getting out... It snapped. They could call out! Haru and Elie scrambled up and started shouting, "MUSICA! JULIA! HELP!" The cries of help were worthless... The fading of the footsteps had already disappeared. They were far from hearing their "lost" friends' cries for help.

Elie was furious. She started throughing a tantrum on Haru. Hitting him and many more. And it was just darn sensored for this T-rated fic... SO... like 10 minutes later...

"Hey wait..." Haru started thoughfully... Elie sent him an irritated glar but he ignored it and went on, "Didn't Julia say that it was locked..." And it popped to their dim heads...They both shot for the door... And indeed, there was the lock... The fubbled until the lock clicked and WHOSH! The door flew open with two teenagers falling. Elie on top of Haru. Another...squish... And they were out... How stupid... HOW DENSE WHERE THEY! STUCK IN A CLOSET THINKING THEY WERE LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE WHEN ALL ALONG THE LOCK WAS INSIDE! WITH THEM! DIM-WITTED PEOPLE!

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Err- I hope I didn't do so bad with this one.. It's kinda boring to my opinion. Anyways, srry reviewers, I didn't have time to check my email when I did this one so the pennames are not up... I'll add them for the next chapter. And the mysterious author (TT Ya rite) decides to give a clue of what race she is. You have to have a knowledge in Naruto too...Just a bit. And Japanese... JUST A BIT! and it's seriously easy...

The Clue: The starting flight technique of one thousand birds, the greeting in kage bunshins, the knee in ne-san, and the beginning of awesomeness in sugoi, and then a screaming starts of an EK!

I hope that isn't too hard... REVIEW! &and don't eat me..

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