Natsu awoke to a banging on his door. Groaning before rolling over and peeling open one eye to look at a clock. It was 2am and whoever this was, they could wait. He had already worked extra hours on that stupid case today, he deserved every right to be sleeping right now.

"Natsu, open this fucking door!" came a familiar voice "I need some goddamn French fries so open up!"

Crap, that was Lucy and by how she was acting, she was probably drunk. Groaning he pulled himself out of bed to let her in, if he didn't she would continue to yell until he did. Pulling open the door he confirmed his suspicions. She was definitely not sober.

"Yay! Natsu opened the door" she cried before latching onto his arm. Well she did a complete 360. But this is how it went, she would act angry until one of their friends found him and shoved him to her to get her to shut-up. But this resulted in her clinging to him and being way too flirty for her own good.

"Natsu make me French fries please" she cooed before pushing her breast against his arm. Yep, too flirty for her own good, not that she was trying.

"Lucy, it's two in the morning, I'm not making you French fries" he told her.

Pouting she asked "Why?"

"I told you it's too early."

"But I'm hungry"

"Then get something from out of the fridge."

"But I want French fries" she insisted.

"I don't want to make them."

"Please" she pleaded as she pulled on his arm.

"Lucy, please let's just go to sleep."

Sticking out her lip she whined "Natsu doesn't like me!"

Oh god, no not this. Maybe it would just be best to let her have her way. "Ok, I'll get you French fries."

"Really?"

"Yep, head out to my car. We're going to McDonalds."

"Yay!"

"Uh-huh" he said as he led her out the door to his car. And this is the story on the time when Natsu and Lucy went to McDonalds at two in the morning with Natsu just in his boxers, Lucy was drunk and they order seven servings of fries before sitting in the parking lot and eating them all.