Chapter 10: Murder The Hypotenuse
Ash's Team: Mimikyu, Pykumuku, Pikipek
"I need to kill Ash if I want to ever get into Lillie's pants." Hau whispers to himself.
"What was that?" Ash asked.
"Nothing." Hau said.
"But I can't kill Ash because of his harem. God damn it…" He thinks to himself.
A little while later while everyone is eating lunch, he gets an idea.
"I'm gonna create an OU team to kill Ash!" Hau said.
"What was that?" Lillie asked.
"Nothing." Hau quickly responds.
He goes onto Smogon to see what local Pokémon and move sets and natures would help him annihilate everyone in his path. When he got onto Smogon, he realized something.
"Shit!" Hau smacks himself on the forehead. The neckbeards that run Smogon haven't added Alolan Pokémon yet. He calls the owner of Smogon to complain.
"Who is this?" The owner asked.
"WHERE ARE THE ALOLAN POKÉMON ON SMOGON?! I NEED THEM!" Hau shrieked.
"Sorry. Haven't added them yet. Come back later." The owner of Smogon hung up.
"Fuck." Hau said.
He resigns himself to waiting until the neckbeards who run Smogon can give him the best possible team.
Meanwhile with Team Rocket, Jessie begins to have "cravings", and not the hunger kind.
When she looks at James, she has a twinkle in her eye… She has the same twinkle when looking at Wobbuffet…
Who will she choose? Find out, as the journey continues!