Well, here's the idea. MY ENTIRE WEEK IS FILLED WITH SNOW DAYS! Snow even though I just did the last chapter yesterday, I'm doing the eleventh chapter... TODAY!...gosh...it's a blizzard out there! Dairy queen outdid themselves! also my laptop's not being a stubborn (as my science teacher would say) XY genotype (in other words a stubborn man)...
it's also fffffrrrreeeeezzzzzzziiiiiinnnnggg... you'd think I live in the mountai- oh... wait... I do... pretty much... live in the... nevermind...
:3
anyways, I don't own pokemon, invader zim, kirby, or my little pony. so... without further a due,
Chapter eleven: stupid pokemon trainers!
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It was that time of the year again, folks.
yes... THE POKEMON LEAUGE!
every single trainer was gathered at the pokemon center in veridian city, where this years was to be held...
the authoress was competing with her manaphy, meganium, prinplup, riolu, charizard, and rikou.
her pal, Amber, was competing with her mewtwo, zapdos, giratina, torterra, empoleon, and phione.
Invader Ivy (though being from the alien race of urkans, was somehow allowed to compete as a trainer) was using treecko, bulbasaur, chikorita, snivy, chespin, and turtwig.
Golden wolf hero was battling with his only pokemon, a milotic, a gyrados, and a granbull.
there were tons of other friends of the authoress there too, such as devyn and dana, but the last friend wasn't there...
"Well...?" the authoress questioned, "Where is she?!"
"I dunno..." Amber shrugged. "It's like she was taken out of the story or somthin..."
everybody glared at the authoress with anger.
the authoress shook her head. "If I did get rid of her, you would've gotten intel. plus, we would all be walking around saying: Katie... I've never heard of a Katie..."
Golden wolf shrugged. "welp! Guess I'll have to cut the cheese without her!"
"EWWWWW!" the girls cried.
"No... I meant the blue cheese..." he told them, while holding up an entire platter of uncut blue cheese.
"is it... Supposed to have mold...?" Invader Ivy wrinkled her nose.
"YES!"
"oh..."
titanium suddenly started playing, as a very familiar voice was heard on the intercom. the voice belonged to everyones favorite bilingual riolu, none other than tim.
"OK TRAINERS!" tim screamed into the microphones," GET READY, CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR THE PRELIMINARY ROUNDS (PAUSE FOR DRAMA)...TO BEGIN!"
the trainers all gathered in the stadium, and thousands were watching...
there were all sorts of fans there too! pokemon fans, garys fans, fangirls, fanboys, bronies, pegasisters, team edward, team jacob, ceiling fans, my fans, your fans, fans fans, fan fan fan.
"NOW EVERYBODY, TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO THE SCREEN!"
they did just that, to see who their opponent would be.
the authoress eyed one, who seemed strange to her...
who was this mysterious, masked Eitak...? and why was Katie... not present...?
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"OKAY PEOPLE!" tim bursted many ear drums, "THE FIRST MATCH IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!"
for some reason, it was Dana...battling her little brother, collin.
"GO PINKIE PIE!" dana threw a pokeball and out came a skitty,
collin sent out a igglybuff named kirby.
"Use party cannon!" Dana told her pokemon.
Pinkie pie, the skitty, used party cannon, which was basically flash cannon, hydro pump, bounce, gust, stun spore, and fire blast, followed up by extra sensory, psychic, and silver wind.
"KIRBY IS UNABLE TO BATTLE!" tim obnoxiously screamed over the intercom, "DANA WINS!"
the next ninety-nine battles were fierce!
"dragonite is unable to battle!"
"Pikachu is unable to battle!"
"Arceus is unable to battle!"
"phantump is unable to battle!"
"yo face is unable to battle!"
"Reggie is unable to battle!"
"unable to battle is unable to battle!"
"Uggh... let's just get to the next battle before I'M unable to battle..." bob whined.
"Bob is unable to- oh forget it..."
the next actual battle would seem to be golden wolf hero... against... him...self...?!
gold was freaking out!
"HOW THE MUCK ARE THERE TWO OF MEEEE?!" the insane boy screeched, "THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE!"
the other `golden wolf`, we'll call her... silver (because i'm lazy with names) was suprisingly calm. she threw a pokeball, and out came a ditto.
gold sent out his gyrados.
"Go ditto!" silver ordered, "Use transform!"
Ditto became a gyrados.
"Gyrados, use dragon rage!" he told the original.
it was so powerful... that it failed!
far off in the stands, the authoress was rosl-ing (rolling off the stands laughing)
"Umm... grovyle...?" aquamarine asked, "what's so funny?"
the authoress smirked. "he told his gyrados to use dragon rage... but his gyrados has a CALM NATURE!"
she then continued rosl-ing.
about an hour later, silver wolf- no! gold had been victorious!
after fifty nonimportant battles, the last preliminary battle was begining...
Eitak versus the authoress...
the authoress had lost immeadiately...
back at the pokemon center, golden wolf hero, the authoress's twin, was infuriated.
"How could you freaking lose?! you got the freakin authoress powers, for arceus's sake!"
"I may have authoress powers that can do more than I even know," the authoress sighed, "but listen well...I DON'T CHEAT!"
"But what about..."
"staying up all night untill 2:45 am to open the first present does NOT count as cheating."
"A-"
"niether does catching dodgeballs on fire before throwing it, so you're off the hook for making my team lose at the dodgeball tournament five years ago! but i really don't see how heat seeking flaming dodgeballs would work..."
"Me niether, but I have a logical explanation... BY THE POWER OF THE MOST OMLETTY OF THE OMELETTS FROM OMELETOPIA!"
"you still have that make-believe conspiracy?!"
"it has been confirmed... you will have a dream about it if you can use the powers someday..."
"...let's just watch the next battle, we then will speak of our conspiracys..."
the truth was... it was kyles turn, and he brutally beat danas pokemon with his rosellia, named roosavelt.
amber had beat some crazy lady named abby.
ivy lost against golden wolf hero.
eitak beat devyn.
gold beat kyle.
eitak utterly destroyed amber...
and finally... the final battle was apon them..
"GOLD AND EITAK! ARE YOU READY!" tim bellowed
they said nothing, but pulled out pokeballs.
"LET THE BATTLE... BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
gold sent out his gyrados.
eitak sent out... a magikarp?!
laughter was roaring in the stadium.
though masked, tim could tell eitak was embaressed.
"Splash." she managed to speak.
much to everyones suprise, gyrados was defeated?!
the same twisted fate came for granbull, and (strangely enough) even his milotic?!
so, the pokemon league champion... the pokemon MASTER... had won with a magikarp?!
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after the awards ceremony, Eitak took off her mask, revealing herself to be... KATIE?!
Tim, as well as all the other characters of the story, minus the authoress, katie, and Robyn (who was, for one thing, in an unending hole of doom and dispare, as mentioned in chapter four...) gasped.
"Did you know about this the whole time?!" tim, as well as all the trainers, asked the authoress.
"Yes, you stupid pokemon trainers!"
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and with that, we're done.
and if there is another snow day, i may MAAAAYYYY do a third chapter in one week.
NYAN~
:3