In the next three seconds 4 things happened.
Edward grabbed Bella and jumped into the air.
Jacob turned into a wolf and leaped up to the ceiling.
Robert Pattinson disappeared.
Someone burst through the window.
A huge crash burst through the wall. A loud smash filled the room.
As the dust cloud cleared Esme gasped.
Robert Pattinson was lying on the ground, twitching. He hadn't been hit because there was no blood. Esme ran to his side.
Esme- I believe he fainted from shock.
She pulled up one of his eye lids.
She suddenly realized everyone was gone.
Someone coughed.
Esme looked up to see Edward clutching on to Bella, clinging on to the ceiling. Edward was glaring at something else.
Jacob, in his wolf form was hanging upside down from the ceiling.
Bella- Jake?
Wolf Jacob- Woof.
Paul, Sam and Leah join Jacob, all in their wolf forms.
Paul- Woof, woof, woof.
Sam- Woof.
Leah- Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
Jacob- Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof-woof, woof, woof, woof-woof.
Leah, Sam and Paul leave, walking across the ceiling and do a back flip out the window.
Emmett- What was that all about?
Emmett emerges from the curtains brushing himself off, Rebecca behind him.
Rebecca- Umm... What's going on?
Emmett- Learner Driver.
Rebecca- Ohh! (Pause) That explains alot.
Alice and Jasper come out from behind office chair.
Jasper- Wow.
Jasper notices Rebecca.
Jasper- Beccie!!!!!!
He sprints to her and picks her up in a warm hug.
Rebecca- Hey, how come you're warm all of a sudden? Oh well, at least you're hugging me *smiles happily*
Carlisle comes out from underneath Charlie's jacket. He tosses it and it lands on Jasper's head.
Jasper- Hey!
Alice- Hold on Jas! It's stuck in your spirals.
Jasper- There luscious curls Alice.
Alice sighs- Whatever.
Rebecca- I'm with Jasper - my hairs probably curlier than his! But his is much cuter.
Rosalie- Well, that was unusual.
Edward leaps down from the ceiling and lands on the roof of the cool car. Jacob looses his paws that make sticky noises and his feet plop and he falls off the ceiling and lands on the ground.
Mary- Jake!
Mary comes out of nowhere and hugs Jacob.
Bella- Maggie?
Mary- I came out of the window!
Akward silence.
Jacob- Ow.
Mary pulls Jacob from the hole he made when he fell and hugs him again.
Mary- Jacob, I have a answer about your proposal.
Jacob- And?
Mary- Well, you're the only one who actually gets my name right.
Carlisle- uh, well, if you don't mind, I was getting it right Kate.
Mary- Right, anyway. Yes, I will marry you!
Jacob- Woah....
Jasper- Holy mother of Aro.
Kristen Stewart- Hey!
Kristen Stewart, in her black Joan Jett hair comes out of the car.
She is wearing a nice, but tight Blue seqined dress.
Bella- Woah.
Kristen- Hey Nik, help me get Rob in the boot.
Rosalie- Hello, do I look like a nik to you.
Kristen- Yep, now help me.
Rosalie- Nope.
Kristen- What's wrong?
Kristen notices Edward and Bella on her car.
Kristen- Stunt doubles, please don't scratch the car, I just got it waxed.
Jasper- Uh...
Kristen notices the badly damaged, smoking car.
Kristen- It's okay.
A muffled scream comes from the boot.
Emmett- What was that?
Kristen- Nothing.
She ran to Rob's side.
Kristen- C'mon Rob! Get in.
Jasper- I believe he is unconscious.
Kristen- Shut up!
Emmett whispers to Jasper- Who is this bitch?
Rebecca- You REALLY don't wanna know!
Kristen- I HEARD THAT!
Rob- Kristen....Kristen....
Kristen- Robert! You're awake!
Rob- Yeasha.
Kristen- Time to go!
Kristen grabs Robert's legs and drags him to the trunk.
Carlisle- Halt! I think that man needs attending to!
Kristen- No he doesn't, he's fine.
Carlisle runs to Kristen who's about to open the trunk.
Kristen- Don't comes any closer! I am warning you!
Carlisle- Please, calm down!
Rob- K, what's going on?
Kristen- Shoosh Rob, everything will be okay.
She laughs insanely as her eye twitches.
Carlisle notices something about her.
Carlisle- Wait, your eyes, they just flashed red.
Kristen- It's the fluorescents.
Carlisle- Your hair, it's growing longer!
Kristen quickly covered her face; she shoved Robert Pattinson in the boot. Kristen hurried for the driver's seat.
Carlisle ran at vampire speed to Kristen and grabbed her hand.
Kristen looked up. Everyone gasped, horrified.
Her nose was changing, her eyes were changing, and her whole body was changing.
Carlisle stepped back.
Kristen fell to the ground and hid her face.
Carlisle stepped forward but Kristen snarled and leaped forward, but it wasn't Kristen......
The room was very dark, since the lights were busted and it was night time and all.
Esme- Kristen.
Carlisle- Stop sweet-heart. It's not Kristen... it's...it's.....
Kristen looked up and smiled. And they were right, it wasn't Kristen.
It was Aro.
Aro sudden mood changed and he was suddenly his bright enthusiastic self.
Aro- Drat! Snape's polo juice potion ran out!
Edward- What?
Aro- nothing.
There was an awkward silence.
Bella realizes Aro tight dress and can clearly see his hairy legs. She cringes.
Aro- So....uh, how you been all going. Hey, I got to get going. Ya'll be nice now!
Jasper- Get him!
All the Cullen's leapt on the squealing Aro.
Jasper and Emmett pulled him up to the wall. Aro snapped madly at them, straining his neck to bite them.
Carlisle raced to the car and opened the boot.
He gasped.
In the boot was Kristen Stewart tied up, Robert Pattinson and someone else underneath.
Zac Efron- Wow! Thanks! It was getting stuffy in there.
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(Another quite moment)
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Jacob- Hey! Look at the time, come along Mary, we have wedding plans to get cracking on!
Jasper- Where were you Bec?
Rebecca- Getting this.
And in Rebecca's hand was in fact a green can of bug's spray.
Rosalie- Pft. Bug spray?
Alice- Wait, that is not just bug spray. It's.....
Jasper- (reads label) "A time travelling device."
Carlisle- GASP!!!
Edward- It will help us....
Bella- What?
Aro- Yeah, what?
All- What?!
Edward- Stop the show from starting.
(Out of nowhere) Dramatic sound effects- Da-da-DUUUMMM!!!!!
Aro- Wait, why does it look like a can of bug spray?
Rebecca- Umm.... I don't really know.