Hong Kong was in a middle of a nice (weird) conversation with his boss when Iceland woke up. Like, it was one of the most weirdest conversation anyone could have. He was asking how he has been, if his brothers are messing with him, and how his summer is going. Hong Kong could tell his boss was buttering him up for something because his boss never ask him anything about that stuff. All Hong Kong told him was:
"I'm on vacation, don't bother me." And hung up. "I'm not a waffle you butter up before you eat."
"What about waffles?" Iceland simply asked. He woke up when he heard the word waffles because he was starving.
"Nothing..." Hong Kong said while looking away and blushing. "Hello sleeping beauty."
"Food..." Iceland said. "What time is it?"
"8:02, your time."
"We have to eat dinner. And I know where to go." Iceland sat up.
"So this restaurant is dubbed 'The best seafood place in Europe' to people?" Hong Kong asked while putting his fingers up and doing quotation markings. They were walking to the restaurant Resto which has good reviews on traveling websites and stuff. Some people do say it's fish is better than of Norway, which is offensive to Norway. They walked and were surprised to see literally no one in there. Only like 2 tables were full. They got a table and sat there and waited.
"Well, I figured like at least 4 more tables would be full on a Friday night." Iceland said. "I guess people don't like going out anymore with their lovers."
"Yeah. Like 'Sitting on my couch with my bae.' or 'Watching a scary movie with my man. #Scared. #WithBae.'" Hong Kong joked. He made his voice little high pitched for the other quote.
"Why does that sound so legit." Iceland laughed.
"Because people have those tags all the time on Instagram and stuff." Hong Kong explained. "See." Hong Kong showed Iceland his phone.
"God... so cheesy."
A waitress came over and asked them what kind of drinks they wanted. They both asked for soda because they didn't want beer (Which takes up like 50% of the drinks menu. Like is this a pub or a romantic restaurant.) She then asked if they were ready for their meals. Iceland ordered and told her what he wanted. Hong Kong was looking for what he wanted. The girl smiled at him politely but her smile hid something underneath in it, same the way she looked at him.. Hong Kong ordered and the girl walked away.
"She's pretty." Hong Kong said as he watched her go away. "But she likes me."
"What? How can you tell?" Iceland asked surprised. That's what he was feeling from her.
"Well. Many ways you can tell. Her body language is the thing that gave it away." Hong Kong said.
"Explain."
"Well, her smile was too polite. Like she was trying to contain herself from literally blurting out her love for me. Also the way she was staring at me gave it away."
"Wow. Are you like a love guru or some kind of ladies man."
"Nope. If you read enough manga and anime to make a Weeaboo or Otaku have a seizure you basically become a master or pro at girls emotions." Hong Kong shrugged.
The waitress came back and gave them their drinks and stared at Hong Kong for a little too long and walked away.
"She really wants to say something." Hong Kong said with a slight tone of enjoyment. "I'm glad you were never like that."
"Well I have some self control." Iceland said blushing slightly.
The girl came back with the food placed in front of the boys and gave Hong Kong a piece of paper and a pen. Then she walked away.
"Oh. There she goes." Hong Kong opened the paper.
Hi. I like you. Do you like me? Circle One. Please don't show this to your friend.
Yes
No
In a relationship
Hong Kong circled 'In a relationship' and folded it.
"What did it say?" Iceland asked.
"I'm not allowed to tell. It stated it." Hong Kong told Iceland.
"Oh ok."
The girl came back picked up the note and read it and looked at Hong Kong then at Iceland. She motioned her head to Iceland and Hong Kong nodded his head slightly. She stared at Iceland sourly like he was a lemon and walked away.
"She figured out we're together." Hong Kong said.
"Oh... Oh." Iceland looked up at Hong Kong. "You sure she's going to keep her mouth shut."
"Yup. I'm sure."
The girl got their plates and gave Hong Kong another note. And walked away. Hong Kong looked at it.
Oh ok. You gay asshole. Go die in a hole. I hope you get a real person to love. A female preferably.
LIKE ME FOR EXAMPLE! WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO OFFER?
354-***-***5
HAVE MY NUMBER IF YOU WANT TO ME INSTEAD OF THAT BOY!
You Asian Faggot.
"Well. Her jealousy got her." Hong Kong said. But some darkness got into his eyes. "Gay asshole... and go die in a hole." He didn't say the last part. Hong Kong gave Iceland the note.
"Huh. Her anger is not filtered." Iceland said.
The girl came back with the check and angrily placed it down and glared at Iceland. She walked away.
Iceland payed and the girl came back grabbed it.
"You can leave now assholes." She fumed. She left again.
"Whatever..." Hong Kong said.
They left and drove home.
Hong Kong and Iceland sat down on top of Iceland's bed. You're probably thinking, 'Oh you're going to write them making out on the bed'. No, calm yourself. Instead, they are describing the things they like about each other.
"What do you like about me Leon?" Iceland asked.
"What do you like about me Emil?" Hong Kong said back.
"Well. Your handsome, charming in many ways, kind and sweet, you have the intelligence of a teenager... and you can be a delinquent or really intimidating sometimes, but that so hot." Iceland described. "You are very brave."
"Awww, thanks Ice." Hong Kong smiled. "Alright let me see... your cute, warm, very chill and cool in situations and you think logically. Also you have a soft heart and autumn like spirit."
Iceland blushed a very rosey pink color. Hong Kong started cuddling him. "You also have the tongue of a poet." Iceland murmured.
"Haha. That's my Chinese coming out." Hong Kong joked.
Iceland giggled. He adjusted himself so that he was in between Hong Kong's legs and laid against him.
"So cute..." Hong Kong started petting his hair. Iceland started to relax into Hong Kong's chest. "If you were a Neko, you would be purring right now." Hong Kong cooed. Iceland nodded.
"I feel like jelly." Iceland said quietly.
"Oh really..." Hong Kong gently placed a couple of kisses on Iceland's neck.
"Ahhh! That tickles!" Iceland laughed.
"Really?" Hong Kong kissed his neck some more with the reward of laughs from Iceland.
"Ok! Stop! Stop! My stomach hurts!" Iceland said without laughing mid sentence. Iceland clutched his stomach.
"Ok. I'll let you off the hook this time." Hong Kong chuckled.
"Now I have to go to the bathroom. Thanks." Iceland said in a light tone.
"Your welcome."