Chapter 11
"Can you explain this to me again?" Brittney said as she got into her sleeping bag.
"We're gonna pretend to be asleep so that when the boys come in they think that we actually are asleep and then we'll pop up and scare them." Rachel said smiling.
"Okay this is lame." Quinn said. "We should try to seduce them or something."
"No, how about dance and sing a song for them in our underwear." Brittney said looking happy.
"You know... That could work." Rachel said "Alright ladies... and Kurt... Let's get thinking."
The boys ran through the yard and up to the window. They crouched down and waited.
"Wheres Sam?" Puck asked.
"Here!" came a out of breath, whispered scream voice.
Sam came out of the bushes rolling Artie in his wheelchair.
"Okay, you guys know the plan. Right?" Finn said whispering.
"Yeah we slip in and crash their sleepover... Real complex plan." Puck said opening the window.
The boys slipped in, Finn picked Artie of his wheelchair and slid him in the window into Mike's arms, his wheelchair followed. When all the boys were in they realized they were in the dark.
"Where are they?" Blaine said taking off his jacket and throwing it on the table.
As if on cue, the lights from the stage and all the girls were standing there in their bras and panties and then the music started and they started to sing.
Rachel
I wanna see ya peacock.
New Direction Girls
Cock
Cock
Rachel
I wanna see ya peacock.
New Direction Girls
Cock
Cock
Rachel
I wanna see ya peacock.
New Direction Girls
Cock
Cock
Rachel
I wanna see ya peacock.
New Direction Girls
Cock
Cock
Rachel
Peacock
[The boys found chairs and sat. Crossing their legs because of the growing bulges in their pants]
Kurt
Word On The Street You've Got Something To Show Me, Me
Magical, Colorful, Mister Mystery
I'm Intrigued For Your Peek
Heard Its Fascinating
Quinn and Tina
C'mon baby let me see
What your hiding underneath
Rachel
Words Up The Sleeve
Such A Tease
Wanna See The Show
In 3-D, A Movie
Lauren
Be The Judge
Of My Girls
Gonna Take A Vote
Quinn and Tina
C'mon baby let me see
What you hiding underneath
[They boys, now thinking so many dirty things, were smiling and laughing as the girls, and Kurt, gasped and ran their hand down their their bodies]
Kurt
I Want The Jaw Dropping
Eye Popping
Head Turin'
Body Shocking
New Direction Girls
Oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh ah oh
Kurt
I Want My Hard Throbbing
Shoe Stopping
Amazing
New Direction Girls
Oh ah oh oh ah oh oh oh ah oh
Rachel
Are You Brave Enough To Let Me See Your Peacock
Don't Be A Chicken Boy
Stop Acting Like A Beyotch
I'm a be sad if you don't give me the pay off
Quinn and Tina
C'mon baby let me see
What your hiding underneath
The lights turned off and the girls (and Kurt) scurried offstage getting dressed in two minutes flat. The boys stood and cheered. They came back onstage, fully clothed and smirking, they then all fell into there man's arms as they laughed and told them about how good they were. Kurt was the last one to walk over to his man.
"Well?" Kurt said in a sneaky voice.
"Kurt Hummel..." Blaine whispered. "If no one was here than I would take you right here and now."
"Are you trying to seduce me?" Kurt whispered back.
"Maybe." Blaine said.
"Alright boys!" Rachel said standing onstage with Finn by her side. "If your staying, set up 'camp' next to your lover or," She looked at Quinn, Artie, Britt, and Santana. "Friend and p.s. You boys have to scatter before 5am. Deal?"
"Deal." The boys said.