Geni: So I got this Chapter done a lot faster than expected XD. Anyways I tried to make this as safe as I can but could still give you a huge mental picture of what's going on. Yes we do get Bow Chicka Wow Wow time lol. This was my first time doing something like this so let's hope I pulled this off quite effectively. The main influences for this chapter were lots and I mean LOTS of MUSE music. As well as going through my Johnny Depp Movie Collection and take some notes from a pro.(Thank you Arizona Dream, Astronaut's Wife, Blow, Cry-Baby, Don Juan De Marco, From Hell, and The Brave.) I do try to make it funny afterwards after all this is suppose to funny and slightly sappy... Well Idk I enjoyed writing this and I hope read and review telling me how you felt about this chapter. Oh btw fun fact about the title of the chapter though as okay as it is because it's happening the day of the Valentine's day dance. Actually came from a song I really like from a Japanese band called Buck-Tick which is titled the same as the chapter. The translated lyrics could fit this chapter too lol. Anyways Enjoy :D

My Funny Valentine

Once we were in the clear and in his office we began the attack on each other. He pressed me up against the wall next to the door. We were smothering each other in kisses. My hands tangled in his hair, pushing myself against him with each kiss just to show him how much I wanted this to happen.

He was just as responsive with wanting this to happen, raising his hand up underneath the slit of my dress, grabbing my thigh and raising it up to his hip. Then he grabbed me and pushed me up against another wall. I grunted at the forcefulness he was showing. Obviously he was just as hopeless as I was with our "friendship."

We broke apart then catching our breath. I sighed and said "Wow."

Snape looked concerned and asked "Did I do something wrong?"

I replied shaking my head "Oh no you're doing just fine. Trust me. I'm just kind of in shock with everything that's going on tonight. It's like everything seems to have fallen in its place."

Snape relaxed then and said with relief in his voice "Well this is what you wanted."

I looked at Snape then with sadness in my eyes and said "Don't tell me it's not what you want."

Snape answered then "It's what I want. It's just not how I wanted this to play out."

I sighed then realizing how selfish I was being. He was doing so much for me; even going as far as this knowing full well he could get into deep shit if anyone found out about us. I decided then to say "Severus, I'm willing to do what ever you ask me too. I understand that you are having a hard time being with someone else. I just want you to understand I won't give up and I don't want to let you do something you feel uncomfortable with," I took a strand of his hair that fell on his face and placed it behind his ear. I let my hand cup his cheek and I added looking directly into his eyes "I am hopelessly in love with you and I would drop everything in a heartbeat to be with you."

He seemed extremely at ease now. He said "You know no one has ever really said that to me before, Denise. And I honestly can say that I want this with you."

My face brightened. He really was going to try and open up tonight. He was going to pull out all the stops just so we can be on an even playing field.

I turned around then and slipped the shoulder strap of my dress off. The dress fell and formed a puddle on the floor. I gasped at the sudden coolness of the room making contact with my skin. Then I felt Severus's arms wrapped around me and he whispered in my ear "You obviously came prepared if this situation were to happen."

I answered with a smirk "Well believe it or not you have Nothlit to thank for this lovely predicament, since she was the one who picked everything for me tonight since I was a last minute addition."

Snape turned me around and retorted with "Well I must congratulate Miss Ryuga on her efforts to impress me. She did by far exceed my expectations."

I looked at him with a smug face, crossing my arms over my chest, and said "I had a feeling this was planned."

Snape asked tauntingly "Now don't tell me you're angry now, Denise?"

I walked pasted him and towards his bedroom. I opened the door, stepping inside with a rather confident look on my face, and I said "Well, why don't you find out?"

I never seen Snape follow someone so fast ever in all my years in Hogwarts. As soon as he stepped in he closed the door without looking and took off his cloak. I walked up to him and began helping him undress bit by bit. I placed a kiss on his lips for each button I unbuttoned, for every article of clothing removed and just because this felt so deliciously right.

Snape then helped me to the bed I was so familiar with because of my joking antics. Now we were about to do something completely out of both our minds. I laid there and he got on top of me. He 'prepped' me for lack of a better word. Slowly he examined me and placing small delicate touches along my skin with kisses as well.

This was rather intimate for Snape to do. I thought he'd jump right into it. He took his time though getting to know my body. He would caress my hips while we would kiss and when the kiss got a little too much he would roughly pull me towards him. He also would take both my arms and put them over my head so he could hear me whimper and beg because all I wanted to do was touch him as much as I can. I begged him to stop the teasing and just go for it already.

He looked me in the eye and said "This is going to hurt for a bit."

I looked at him with a sarcastic face not really taking him seriously. Of course when he thrusted in a whole different story unfolded, I was tearing up and let out a painful sighed. He really wasn't what I expected at all. He moved slowly so I could get use to the pace of things and suddenly I was relieved. I saw his face contort and heard him let out pleasurable moans. It affected me so much that I grabbed his face and kissed him madly yet again.

This caused him to change pace and move in a rather more reckless pace. I was going nuts in my mind. I had no control of the noises I was making. No control of the pace. No control over Snape.

I must admit I hated being dominated but in cases like this I would make the exception. He says he hadn't been with a woman in the longest of times but damn that didn't show up at all in this performance.

It was like that time he spent getting to know me was all he need. This guy won my heart over with his emotions. Then he was eating away at brain not only with his care but with what he was doing to me right now. He was a fucking monster.

He would whisper things in my ear telling me how bad of a student I was screwing around with my own professor. I just kept agreeing with him about how bad I was.

He lifted me then and was on his knees. He began pounding me harder then when were lying in bed. I was arching my back and he was placing kisses on my chest. I dug my nails into his back animalisticly. This had to be a god damn sin to feel this good with him inside me like this.

That night alone we had sex 3 more times. Once because I still couldn't believe he was that good, the second time was well to fulfill on of 'dreams', and the last time was just because well let's just say I wanted to continue what stopped when we stepped into his office.

When we were done, we were lying in bed we stared at each other for a while. The sheets covered us. My legs were all sprawled out and my right hand was on my forehead. Snape was amusing to look at; his hands were tied above his head. He looked at me pleading and asked "Would you mind untying me?"

I laughed and said "I put you in them so why would I have a problem untying you?"

Snape raised an eyebrow then and said "Well will you?"

I nodded and Snape then added "I'm sorry if I was a bit fast. I really haven't done anything like that in a very long time."

I replied while untying him "Well you lucked out then you found someone who's completely inexperienced."

Snape looked amused and once I set him free. He flipped me over and said "You know for someone who's completely inexperienced at this you have a very vivid attitude for fucking."

I answered humorously "People do say virgins are the worse perverts just because they think about sex in a very imaginative fashion."

Snape said "I figured as much when you tied my hands with the bed sheet."

I pouted and looked at him playfully saying "You can't tell me you didn't enjoy it. As much as it was torture for you. The amount of pleasure you got from it was well worth it."

Snape snickered and placed a kiss on my neck. I moaned and arched a bit. He said "You the worst. You're too responsive to everything."

I rebutted with "Is it my fault that I want to do more with the little time we have left."

When I mentioned time Snape looked at the clock next to his bed and his eyes widened. It was 4 am.

I asked "What's wrong?"

He responded with "You're going to have to leave soon."

I turned my head towards the clock and my eyes widened as well. I jumped up from the bed and quickly dressed. Snape of course was lying in bed with his amused face. I brushed down my hair and fixed my dress just so it wouldn't look too sloppy. I looked back at Snape and he was in his robe. I glared at him then and said "Don't you have so easy Mr. I'm in my own room."

We walked out to his office then and he said "Well Denise this was an awfully big step for us."

I chuckled and said "I enjoyed this very much, Sev. I hope there's many more to come if time allows us to."

His face softened then when I said Sev. He brush his fingers on my face. He leaned towards my face licking my lips with his tongue. He was begging for entrance into my mouth one last time before we were off our separate ways. I complied with his request. I parted my mouth slightly and met his tongue with mine. We were kissing a good 15 minutes in when we broke apart. Then he said the words I thought I wouldn't hear escape his lips. "I love you, Denise."

My heart skipped 10 beats then. I had a full blown smile on my face. I blinked a couple of times. This whole moment felt surreal and I replied with "I love you too, Sev."

I embraced him then hearing his heartbeat erratically not because of what happened between us but because of the words we shared just now. I let go then and said "Well I should be going."

He nodded in agreement and said "See you in detention then."

I laughed and said "You will, I assure you."

He opened the door and said "Be Careful."

I said "You of all people know those words aren't in my vocabulary."

He said "Good night Denise."

I replied smartly and said "I think you mean Morning, Sev."

He shook his head and closed the door.

I casted a disillusionment spell and was off to the common room.