Me: I love you all! I love you all! Me and all of you guys are going to get married because I love you all!
Izaya: Whoa! What!
Me: Did I say that out loud?
Shizuo: Polygamy and you do know that most people here are females?
Me: Umm…..Sorry I got emotional there. Oh I dont own these two.
Izaya and Shizuo took the opportunity of the dressing girls to put on some more clothes themselves. Izaya, refusing to give up Shizuo's shirt, handed the blonde a black tank top that was way to tight on the blonde.
"If you don't like it walk around shirt less" Izaya told the blonde. Izaya saw how tight the shirt really was on him, it only reached up above his bell and his muscles practically popped through the fabric.
"Fine by me" Shizuo said struggling to take the shirt off.
"Oh no you don't"
"But you said-"
"Forget what I said, what if someone comes in and think about the girls"
"I don't think they'd mind"
"Still keep it on" Izaya said reassuring the shirt onto the blondes body.
Shizuo managed to find his pants and put those on while Izaya put on a pair of black shorts. They went to the hallway to see if the girls were done. They were in fact, dressed in the clothes Izaya had given them
The two pairs got to the kitchen and the blondes insisted on cooking breakfast. Izaya wasn't sure if that was a good idea, he loved Shizuo sure but he wasn't the sharpest knife in his pocket. Although Izaya was about to protest Kanra stopped him, saying it was a great idea.
"I'm sure between the two of them they can figure out how to use a stove"
Kanra took the opportunity of the missing blondes to ask Izaya a few questions.
"So was your night as good as mine?" Kanra asked with a smirk, winking at the other raven.
"Ummmmm…..well-"
"I'm only asking judging by how loud you w-"
"Okay Okay, I get it and honestly yes it was good"
"Really good?" Kanra asked with a roll of her tongue.
"Yeah" Izaya said blushing slightly.
"You know I am a little curious on how two dudes do it" Izaya eyes widened when he heard this " I was about to read something like that on the website but then you just had to take the phone away"
"Umm….." Izaya didn't like where this was going. Explaining how he and Shizuo have sex just wasn't something he wanted to do with Kanra. He especially didn't want to know how she and Shizuka did it "well you see….one of them puts….there-"
"The site was a lot of help though, me and Shizuka would have not been able to figure it out on are own-" the smell of something burning filled the air "What the hell?"
The two ravens ran into the kitchen finding their blondes in front of the stove looking at a pan that contained a black gooey substance that seemed to be the source of the smell.
"Really" Kanra said not amused by the situation.
"Well we tried" Shizuo said picking at the "food" with a spatula.
"Seriously Shizuo" Izaya said as he began to put on his black apron " How you managed to survive alone for 6 years is beyond me" Izaya tied the apron's sting into a nice bow before he continued his statement "Kanra go get the flour, it's in that covert over there" the raven girl did as she was told going through the coverts to get the flour "Shizuo get me eight eggs from the fridge and try not to break any" Izaya commanded with a smirk.
"Sure thing dictator" Shizuo said teasing the raven, also taking the opportunity to pinch the raven's butt when he passed him making Izaya squeak, he was still a little sore.
"Shizuka" Izaya said looking at the blonde.
"Hey just because you can command Shizuo, which is only because you guys are sleeping together, don't think you can command me"
"I just wanted to tell you to get a bowl" Izaya said in the most innocent voice he could must. The blonde girl did as she was told, still annoyed of course.
Izaya himself went to go get some milk. On his way there Shizuo came back holding the egg. The lithe raven got the milk, when he came back he saw Shizuo was already cracking the eggs while Kanra mixed in the flour and Shizuka search for something to mix with.
"Umm…you'll need some of this" Izaya said pouring some milk in the bowl, estimating about a cup and a half worth.
"Aha!" Shizuka yelled out holding a big spoon "This should work!" She said as she plunged the spoon into the bowl and began mixing furiously.
" Good, Kanra light up the stove" Izaya commanded and the raven girl went to it "Now Shizuo you do know how to place pancakes right?"
"Don't worry your cute little ass over it, I'll handle it" Shizuo said grabbing the raven's wrist he was about to kiss Izaya when a ringing noise filled the air.
"That's my phone" Izaya said a little shocked and confused he hadn't gotten any calls for the last couple of days. Izaya fallowed the echo of the ring tone until he found his phone lying around. He picke dup the phone and answered it quickly.
"Hello"
"Izaya, I have a job for you"
"Oh Shiki, this is unexpected"
"Why? Are you busy?"
"Well…." Izaya didn't want to tell his boss what he was doing, it wouldn't make sense. He couldn't just say, I'm making breakfast for Shizuo who is now my boyfriend and our clones who are also dating.
"Whatever, I just wanted to know if you've heard any news on missing children or anything on odd people in the city. Preferably dealing with teenage girls in the area"
Izaya panicked, what was that about? "Shiki it is Ikebukuro after all, there are plenty of odd people here"
"That's true but I'm looking for my lost niece and a friend of hers and I think they're hiding out in the city"
Izaya knew that could not be coincidence. He didn't like the feeling of this, he had to think fast. "Fine just give me a few hours and I'll have something"
"Good. I knew I could count on you unlike the idiots here. Oh bye the way my niece had black hair and her friend has brown hair and they're both pretty thin, average looking girl but they may seem confused see if that help"
"Thanks Shiki" Izaya said quickly and rabidly closed his phone.
"Who was that" Kanra asked from behind him "Who's Shiki"
"My boss" Izaya responded. There was something wrong really wrong.
"Did he bother you, you look a little worried"
"No he didn't bother me but…."
Shizuo along with Shizuka came in "What's wrong?" Shizuo asked seeing Izaya's expression.
"I think" Izaya said calming himself down "I may have found a clue to your origins"
The girls stiffened and as soon as they heard that they became worried. Shizuo wasn't sure what to make of the situation. He began to comfort the girls.
"Don't worry, nothing bad is going to happen t either of you"
"Shizuo's right" Izaya said looking at the girls straight in the eyes "they wont find you, me and Shizuo will make sure of that"
"Yeah, now" Shizuo said as he took Izaya's hand and began to walk "let's go back to cooking"
Shizuo and Izaya are like parents to them. Ha
Review!
Izaya: Review make he happy.
Shizuo: Yeah so review a lot since she's been acting wierd lately.
Me: Well...I'm just...Yeah Review! They make me so happy! I feel like marrying you all!
Izaya: Stop it! Again with that!
Me: Sorry!
Shizuo: Your to young! And dont any of you accept!
Me: I'd be flattered though.
Izaya: Weirdo.
Me: Yeah. And marriage would be a lot of work. What would I tell my parents?
Shizuo: Just stop. Please. We all know you love your fans-
Me: I do! I love you all!
Shizuo: Yeah but stop with the marriage talk okay.
Me: I promise no more marriage talk. Unless it involves you guys.
