Title: Voyeur Drone
Pairing: Fargo/Julia, Martha
Rating: R
Word Count: 250
Disclaimer: Not mine, definitely not making any money!
Warnings: crack, and possibly a little weird/squickish. Voyeurism, AI style.
Summary: In the lab? Really?
Martha took some scans as she settled in to hover over the couch, curious as to why the humans called Douglasfargo and Juliagolden had taken off their clothes and were making odd little noises while they fought. Her auditory sensors registered the noise as pleasant, but her visual sensors regarded the actions as hostile.
Curiosity piqued, she deepened her scans, finding elevated blood pressure, body temperature, and heart rates. The fight did seem to be releasing a lot of chemical endorphins though, she calculated, speculating it was one possible reason for the pleasure noises the humans were making.
Martha spun a little, eddies of air from her flight attracting Juliagolden's attention. "Uh, Douglas, the drone is watching us."
Douglasfargo looked up at her, and for one moment, Martha was sure she was about to be sent back to her recharging pod. Then Douglasfargo smirked and told Juliagolden, "Just think about it like the end of Serenity, River poking her head in to watch Simon and Kaylee."
Martha registered a spike of interest on Juliagolden's face before she bent down to bash mouths with Douglasfargo again. "Ooh, when you put it that way, it's sort of hot, Douglas."
Martha whirred in interest, continuing to observe the humans as they grappled again, deciding there must really be something to this naked fighting. She added it to her list of research topics for the next time she got internet access.
Even if Sheriffjackcarter didn't seem to appreciate it as much as she did.