The Llama Song Has You

by Anakin McFly

The Matrix versions of The Llama Song: The Agent Song, The Neo Song, The Morpheus Song, The Cypher Song, The Mero Song, The Oracle Song, The Trinity Song, The Mouse Song, The Squiddy Song, The Cookie Song, The Redpill Song and now The Sati Song

11. The Redpill Song

Disclaimer: Same thing as always. Nothing has changed since then regarding the owner of the Matrix franchise rights.

Grammar has been slightly sacrificed here for the sake of rhyme.

The Redpill Song

Here's a redpill, there's a redpill
And another lot of redpills
Gotta save them, stupid redpills
Redpill redpill duck.

Redpill redpill whoopi redpill
Speaker modem birth pangs redpill
Redpill redpill goldberg redpill
Redpill redpill duck.

One by one they see the truth
About reality
They learn to break or bend the rules
Of things like gravity
And then you've got to save them in
The Path of Neo game
Ensuring that their lives will never
Ever be the same.

Did you ever see a redpill
Who did more than stand there, until
You fought off the bad guys; redpill
Just stood there and cheered

Would be nice if they had fought too
Helped you out a little, 'cause you
Might be Neo, but still then, you
Is just little n00b

But soon the game is over
Your homework still undone
A testament towards your several
Days of X-box fun
Spent freeing redpills round the world
And pwning Agents too
(Though CG Neo in the game
Don't look like Keanu.)

end.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR:D