A/N: Um, yeah, this is the next chapter! Enjoy!
Saruman the White
The scene opens on GANDALF, riding SWIFTLY to an UNKNOWN LOCATION.
SARUMAN: Smoke rises from the mountain of DOOM. The hour grows late and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard seeking my counsel.
GANDALF: I am naïve.
SARUMAN: Yes, I know.
GANDALF: SARUMAN! I LOVE YOU!
SARUMAN: Er…
LATER-ISH, GANDALF and SARUMAN are walking through GARDENS.
SARUMAN: You are sure of this?
GANDALF is about to ANSWER but-
GANDALF: Since when do you grow orchids?
SARUMAN SIGHS WISTFULLY.
SARUMAN: They're so pretty…
GANDALF carefully STEPS AWAY.
GANDALF: Let's go inside, shall we?
INSIDE, GANDALF and SARUMAN are in SARUMAN'S BEDROOM.
GANDALF: Dear friend, you should really clean up this place. Hire a maid or something.
SARUMAN hasn't CLEANED HIS ROOM since the SECOND AGE.
SARUMAN: Soooo, the One Ring has been found.
GANDALF: Yes…
SARUMAN: Are you sure it's in competent hands?
GANDALF: Of course.
GANDALF makes the SIGN OF THE CROSS.
SARUMAN: You do know that Frodo managed to lose his myspace password, don't you?
GANDALF: You know this? How?
SARUMAN: I have seen it.
GANDALF: Not the psychic business again…
SARUMAN: But the Palantir are so cool!
GANDALF SIGHS.
GANDALF: We may not know who else may be watching!
SARUMAN: Sauron is..
GANDALF: I know you are!
SARUMAN: Not Saruman! SAURON!
GANDALF: Whatever.
SARUMAN: Some friend you are!
GANDALF: What idiot said I was your friend!
SARUMAN: Um, you did?
GANDALF: Really? When? Because I recall no such thing!
SARUMAN: Yeah, you did, when we made those friendship bracelets.
GANDALF: Er, what friendship bracelets?
He quickly HIDES said BRACELET.
GANDALF COVERS THE PALANTIR.
EYE OF SAURON: HEY!
SARUMAN: My throne is so cool.
GANDALF: Ok then…
SARUMAN: The Nine have left Minas Morgul.
GANDALF: What happened to the Ten?
SARUMAN: Well, the Ten went to a party last week, and well-
GANDALF: No!
SARUMAN: I'm afraid so…
GANDALF GROANS.
GANDALF: Wait a second…how did you know that?
SARUMAN: I'm a psychic, remember?
GANDALF: Psychic my ass…
SARUMAN: You're so mean. I'm sick of you Gandalf.
GANDALF: I'm so mean?
SARUMAN: Yeah. AAAH!
SARUMAN uses his PSYCHIC POWERS to TOSS GANDALF around like a RAG DOLL.
GANDALF: My turn. ROAR.
GANDALF throws SARUMAN around, but, since he's not a PSYCHIC, it doesn't work out so well.
GANDALF: AAAAH.
SARUMAN: You're supposed to point your staff the other way.
SARUMAN says all this while SPINNING GANDALF AROUND AND AROUND. And then UP
GANDALF: Wheeee. Wheee. Wheeeeee. OW!
GANDALF promptly hits his HEAD on the CEILING of ORTHANC.
-Scene-
A/N: I had fun writing that. A little known fact about myself is that I always get Saruman's and Sauron's names mixed up. Review.