Gaz POV
I was sitting next to Zim on his pink couch, ignoring his pleas to kiss his antenna again by playing my games slave when my phone rang. It was Dib.
"What do you want Dib?" I asked him, my fingers still pressing buttons as I put him on speaker.
"I got your message? What happened? Did you and Zim break up or something?" he asked.
"Nope, I just need to talk to you about Tak." I told him as I dodged some vampire piggys that were about to tackle me to the ground and jumped back slicing all of them in half, they let out a squeal of terror, but then one jumped back and bit my head off, squirting blood all over the screen, forming the words, GAME OVER.
I let out a frustrated growl.
"Gaz is kinda busy right now Dib, call later." Zim said, hanging up the phone and turning it off, before chuckling it to the other side of the room where it hit the wall and then broke.
"You're getting me a new one." I growled at him, pressing restart. I'm going to get that piggy now. My avatar jumped running along an empty side walk when from the sewers a swarm of vampire piggys flew up and attacked. "Karmas a bitch!" I yelled as I killed them all, laughing evilly.
I felt a pair of arms around my waist, but it was dully noticed, I was in the zone.
"Gaz." Zim said. But ignored him, the little line on the edge of the screen with the little dots said that I was close to one of the bosses.
"Gaz?" Zim tried again, but I continued to ignore him. The next thing I knew a Zim was sucking on my throat.
I let out a squeal of surprise. "Zim! Get away! I'm almost at the boss!" I whined, but this only made Zim chuckle.
"You shall suffer for ignoring the almighty Zim." He purred in my ear sending shivers down my neck, distracting me, causing my avatar to trip and lose energy.
"Stop it Zim!" I growled as my avatar got up and started to run again.
Zim bit on my ear. "Zim shall stop when his love-pig loses the game." He said.
"Zim, I'm not going to lose the game so stop it." I growled at him.
"How about we make a bet? If Zim's love-pig loses… she has to give Zim a kiss on the antenna. But if she wins…" he stopped to think about it. "If she wins, Zim shall fix all the stuffed animals that he ripped to shreds and make them better than they were before."
"Fine, whatever." I growled, trying to concentrate on getting to the boss.
Zim grabbed me and pulled me onto his lap.
I ignored it and kept playing, getting frustrated that my avatar would take forever to get to the top of the mountain, it wasn't even that steep!
Zim's grip around my waist was getting a bit too tight. "Zim, let go." I growled at him, but he just chuckled and grabbed my hair, pushing it to the side, exposing my neck.
"What are you doing Zim?" I asked him as my avatar finally made it to the boss. A horrible green glob with hundreds of eyes that would follow my every move.
I chose my weapon, a laser gun and just as I was about to shoot it, Zim grabbed my chin and turned me so that I as looking at him and planted a kiss on my lips.
I pulled away quickly, and get really pissed when I saw that I had missed the monster. I growled at him to see that he was smiling in victory.
"Zim! That ray gun was for a one time use only! Now it's gone!" I growled at him. "Now I'm stuck with the boomerang sword!"
Zim nuzzled my neck; I couldn't even press the buttons anymore. I had to beat the boss though. I took in a deep breath and then let it out, gaining enough control to choose the boomerang sword.
Just as I was about to fling it though, Zim bit my neck. I lost control over my avatar and the sword was flung in the direction of the beast, hitting it but it just went through the slime monster, causing absolutely no damage to the monster.
I growled my finger hovering over the 'A' button to press it just in time to catch the sword. But again, Zim ruined my chances by licking my cheek.
"Ew! Zim! That is gross!" I screeched, wiping off the saliva. Then I realized that I didn't press the button and watched in horror as the sword cut off my avatars arm.
"Zim! You aren't playing fair!" I snarled at him as I desperately tried to run away from the monster that was now catching up.
Zim started to tickle me.
"Zim! No!" I managed to say though breaths and laughs.
The monster gobbled up my avatar and then spit it back out at the screen where it slid down and away from view leaving streaks of green slime and some blood that spelled out 'GAME OVER'.
"Victory for Zim!" he yelled pumping his fists in the air.
I growled at him and punched his arm, closing my game slave.
"Well a bet is a bet, love-pig. Where is my kiss?" he asked.
I growled at him but he was right, a bet was a bet. He bent his head so that his antennas were in front of me.
I rolled my eyes and kissed one of them, but then I got an idea, Zim is going to pay for making me lose.
I bit down hard on the antenna. Zim's grip on my waist tightened beyond belief, I could barely breathe.
I tried prying his arms off of me, but it was too tight.
Zim started to tremble; his eyes were screwed shut, his teeth clenched. He hunched forward so that his head was lying in my chest.
"Zim, what the heck?" I said but he ignored me. "Zim, I swear I could barely breath with y-" I tried to say but his lips crashed into mine.
I pushed away and slapped him. "Control yourself Zim." I said.
"Sorry Gaz. I said kiss my antenna, not bite it." He mumbled breathing heavily, his hand rubbing the spot where I slapped him.
"We have to go tell Dib about Tak anyways." I told him.
"I don't know if I could that slap hurt."
"Feel better?" I asked as I gave him a kiss on the cheek where I slapped him.
"I'm going to need another one right here." He said pointing to his other cheek.
I gave him another kiss. "How about know?"
He pointed to his forehead and I gave him a kiss there. "Now?"
He pointed to the other antenna.
I rolled my eyes. "I'll give you a kiss on the antenna once we break the new to Dib." I told him.
"Um… Gaz, I know this is a bit much to ask but… could you bite it?"
(A/N: Sorry for the sappy chapters! :D But I'm such a sucker for romance! Anyways, don't forget to review!)