Heya!
Okay, I know I said I will update soon in the last one and it's about a month away from last I updated…and I'm SOOOOO VERY SORRY about that, it's just I've been soooo busy and when I had time I wasn't in the mood or was to tired and lazy…so VERY SORRY, but I promised in the last chapter that this one will be funny, and that is sooooo true.
So I hope you enjoy this chapter and that you'll please review!
And thanx to everyone who waited and waited for me to update, and thanx to everyone who reviews and reads! LOVE YOU ALL!
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PS: I always write this story like this:
Emmett: heya!
Seth: hey man!
Well, I'm going to try something new, hope it's better.
Chapter 11
Emmett and Seth finished hitting on the pots and pans as Seth had an idea.
"Yes?" Emmett asked with a smile as if he already knew what Seth was going to say.
"Let's make a list of how to irritate one of them!" Seth almost shouted at Emmett.
"Yes! That's a great idea!" He said and then his face went blank and he thought for a sec.
"But…who?" He said with a confused, thinking face.
Seth wanted to answer but then he realized he didn't know either "Um…" he said as he thought.
"Um….what about, Eleazar?" Emmett said.
"Yes!" Seth said and smiled as if thousands of idea's already went through his head.
"Okay, let's start." Emmett said with a evil grin and a laugh in his eyes and ran off to go get the laptop and was back in a sec, he plugged it in and they sat at the kitchen table, staring at the laptop as if they don't know how to begin.
"Okay…what now?" Seth asked clueless.
"Um, guess we begin." Emmett said confused.
"Um…yeah, obviously…but with what?" Seth said biting his lip as he thought.
"Um…well, you have a brain to…so think." Emmett said as he tapped Seth's skull.
"Hey, stops that." Seth said and frowned slapping his hand away. "And by the way, I don't know him that well, so you start" Seth said and poked him.
Emmett frowned and moved away from Seth and his pokingness.
"Mmmm, maybe…no…maybe…nah….YES, GOT IT!" Emmett said with excitement in his eyes and then just as he was about to type, Seth stopped him.
"First tell me…I'm your partner." Seth said with a pout.
"Okay" Emmett said excitedly and turned to Seth "This is what I got…since we are kind of roommates with them,you know living in the same house as them and all…this wont only be a list of how to irritate just Eleazar…but Kate, Carmen and Irina aswell!" he said totally excited and almost jumping up and down.
"Yeah! That's…wait what?" Seth said confused.
Emmett shook his head and sighed, then tried again. "Okay…since we are living with them for a few weeks…"
"Yes" Seth said for him to go on.
"We can make this list…"
"Yes, go on, go on!" Seth said excitedly.
"To irritate them all, not just Eleazar." Emmett said and smiled a huge excited smile.
"Oooooo! That's AWESOME!" Seth said and hopped up and down, then took a seat next to Emmett "Okay, start!" he said and looked at the screen excitedly.
"Okay, first…"
List on how to irritate the Denali's!
(Okay, this can be used to irritate your roommate/family/friends/everyone)
1st: Sit on the floor and talk to the wall
2nd: Tell them that someone called and said that it was really important but you can't remember who it was.
3rd: Every time they walk in yell "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and say "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
4th: Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at them and mutter "Soon, soon…"
5th: Bring in random people from town. Give them tours of the house. Have them ask you about them in front of them, and reply "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer."
6th: Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on one side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
7th: Talk back to your food. All of the sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining. "No. I want to watch them suffer."
8th: Sign them up for various activities. (Blood donor, organ donor)
9th: Whenever they brush their teeth, watch him/her do so. Take notes. And make posters and post it all around town or put it on Facebook or anywhere on the internet, and when they protests, say "The people have a right to know!"
10th: Read the phone book out loud excitedly (like for example: "Frank Johnson! Oh, wow! 051-430 9823! Holy Cow!)
"There…that's all I could think of!" Emmett said and laid back on the chair with his arms folded across his chest and a smile of pride on his face.
"That. Was. The. Most. Brilliant. List. EVER!" Seth said and jumped up and down clapping his hands.
"Thank you, thank you." Emmett said nodding his head proudly as if he bowed.
Seth jumped and the suddenly stopped as a bright idea popped into his mind. "Now…" he said and was almost in Emmett's face with his excitement "We can test it out!" he said and started jumping up and down again.
"YES!" Emmett said and jumped up from his chair and did a happy dance with Seth, singing their happy song.
"I'm awesome
You are awesome
We make lists to annoy people
We publish them and test them out
Over all, we are the BEST!" Seth and Emmett sang and shook their butts and after the song did a chest bump and a hi 5.
"C'mon, let's do this!" Emmett yelled smashing a fork into the table. "Um, oops, he he." He said looking at the fork half through the table. "Um…let's go." He said and rushed out the room leaving Seth there.
"Hey, wait for me!" Seth said and ran after him.
Emmett was sitting on the living room sofa with the laptop on his lap looking at the list, thinking of which one they should do. Seth sat across from him on the table and looked at the laptop.
"So…what now?" he said awkwardly as he looked around and clapped his hands together.
"Well, which one are we going to do?" Emmett said looking up at Seth.
"Mmmm, what about the pencil one!" Seth said pointing his finger half in the air with a huge smile.
"Yes! And after that we can do the talk to the wall one!" he said almost hopping up and down on the sofa.
"Yes!" Seth said also almost hopping up and down.
Emmett calmed down and was in plotting mode again.
"Okay…so first we need a whole lot of pencils…so, like Alice always says…" Emmett begun.
"Shopping!" Seth and Emmett yelled like girls and wiggled their fingers together.
After a few min…
Seth and Emmett were in Eleazar's car, without even asking, and on their way to the shop.
"Now let's see what type of music our dear friend Eleazar listens to." Emmett said and smiled as if his going to mock Eleazar if it's awful music, and the turned on the radio…and the baseball song from Muse started playing.
"OMG! I love this song!" Emmett yelled as he nodded his head to the beat.
"ME TOO!" Seth yelled and joined in with the nod and tapped on his leg to the beat.
Emmett tapped on the steering wheel and then they began to sing along.
"O baby don't you know by so far!...Super massive Black whole! Whoop whoop!" They sang and went crazy, not knowing that they are on the wrong side of the road.
Suddenly all you hear is cars crashing and horn going off and people shouting, but they still sing and go crazy, with shockingly luck missing all the cars and everything that's going on.
After a few min, they reached the shop and got out still singing and when they walked around the car and met they bump their butts together and Emmett did a front flip to the entrance and Seth a cart wheel…while singing.
Emmett entered the shop pretending to play the guitar and making guitar noises, while Seth sang in the most annoying high pitched voice ever…on top of it all, EVERYONE in the shop stared at them, then they also made a BIG finish by posing like gay guys.
"Yeah!" They both shouted while posing.
Emmett straightened up and turned to the shocked casher next to him "Now, where can one find thee pencils?" he asked very formally.
"Um…o-over he-here." She said shocked by his handsomeness and his formalness after the weirdness, and pointed in the direction of the writing stuff hall, and then stated walking not taking her eyes off Emmett and stumbled over her feet now and then till they reached the hall.
"Thank you, dear lady." He said and smiled taking her hand and kissing it formally.
She just looked at him shockingly and Seth really tried his best to hold his laugh in as much as he could of the sound of how fast her heart was beating, he even needed to hold on to one of the shelves for support.
Emmett stood up straight and winked at her and then walked to the shelve with the pencils.
Seth looked at the lady with his hand on his mouth and tears in his eyes of the laughter he was holding back.
"M-my…ple-plesure. I'll be o-over there if y-you need m-me." She said and stumbled her way back to the till not taking her eyes of Emmett.
When the lady was gone, Seth couldn't take it anymore and let his laughter out…of course he thought no one would hear, but he laughed so hard it ego through the whole shop and everyone was looking at him, hoe could see him, the rest of the shop just looked around and up and stopped with what they were doing. Emmett was just stacking pencils in his hands and in the shopping basket, as much as the basket could carry and then he turned to Seth who was rolling on the floor of laughter.
"Pssst…bro, I got the pencils, you can stop now." He said, thinking he was distracting people from noticing all the pencils.
Seth really couldn't stop laughing, but he managed to stand up and follow Emmett as he went to pay for the pencils.
After a lot of embarrassment at the shop…
Emmett and Seth was finally in the car again, on their way back, but when they reached the road where they drove at the wrong side of the road, there was news reporters and vans everywhere, and even a helicopter and some ambulances, even the police.
"Wow, what happened here?" Emmett said as he pulled to a stop in front of the HUGE mess.
"Don't know, probably some crazy freak that drove at the wrong side of the road and made everyone crash." Seth said.
"Yeah, some people can be idiots." Emmett said.
"Yeah." Seth said and they both sighed at the same time and nodded their heads.
"Well, we can't stand here forever, we need to go test out that list before it's too late!" Emmett said and pointed his finger in the air and made a bump in the roof, he looked up and pulled his mouth weird "oops…we'll just say it was a…was a…um….a…" he said as he thought.
"A bird!" Seth said punching Emmett on the shoulder.
"Yes, but we got to make it convincing…we can say it was an griffin! Like in the movies!" Emmett said excitedly.
"Yes! If they don't believe that…then I don't know what's going on in the world." Seth said with a nod as he through his hands in the air.
"Yes!...Now, let's get back." Emmett said and pulled back and took another road to the house.
Okay, so that was chapter 11, hope it was good to you guys! :D
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