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"He could always just ask her next time." Peter said quietly. We all stopped talking and turned to the small chubby boy. I nodded my head slowly.

"Yeah, sure, next time." I said, taking a swig of butterbeer.

"We're going to hold you to that, Moony!" Sirius said loudly, and James smirked before agreeing.

BPOV

"Whatever. I'm going to change into some sweats and a sweater, and then I'm going down to the common room to read." I said, walking into the fifth year girls Gryffindor dorm and digging through Lily's trunk for the blue sweats with a bronze RAVENCLAW printed on the side along with my grey sweater that said I like my book... you? not so much, that I always keep up here for when I decide to 'spend the night'.

"Whatever?! Seriously?! I can't believe you just said that! He was being absolutely ridiculous, that is rude to ignore someone like that! Lily's right!" Marlene yelled as the rest of the girls came in behind me. I finished re-adjusting my sweater and grabbed up my book.

"I can't believe the nerve of that-that-that!" Lily said, still fuming. I rolled my eyes.

"Selfish, arrogant, rude, annoying, gorgeous bastard that stinks worse than a toe rag, also known as James Potter?"

"Yes! Exactly!" She said, and we all laughed at her. Her face grew red, almost darker than her hair.

"No! He is most definitely not a gorgeous bastard! I mean, he is a bastard, just not a gorgeous bastard." She said, pointing an accusing finger at me.

"WHOA-WHOA-WHOA WAIT A SECOND! DID YOU JUST CALL JAMES POTTER GORGEOUS?!" Alice shrieked excitedly. I shrugged and nodded my head.

"Oh, come on Aly. Even you have to admit- he is pretty stinking gorgeous." I said, exiting their dorm. Alice and Mary followed behind me.

"I can't believe she just said that!" Mary said. I sat down on one of the red and gold couches, and opened my book to read.

"Who said what?" Black asked, and I internally groaned. They were going to make a huge deal out of this now.

"Beckett said James Potter was Good-looking!" Mary said, as if it was the most idiotic thing ever. I rolled my eyes.

"Mary, please. You used to write 'Mrs. James Potter' in all of your textbooks in first year. Every girl in Hogwarts thinks Potter's good-looking. One would be insane not to." I said, my eyes never leaving my book. I flipped the page over as they continued.

"Oh, so the infamous friend-zoner thinks I look good?" James teased. I groaned and face palmed.

"Oh Merlin, you tell two guys no, and all of a sudden you are being called the 'friend-zoner'. That's not even a word!"I said loudly.

"Are you sure?"

"No, not really."

"What's the ruckus?" Remus asked, walking over to our little gathering on the red and gold furniture.

"Oh God. Hey Gryffindors! Why don't y'all just come over here and we can have a freaking house party!" I said sarcastically in my best American accent.

A few heads popped up.

"Really?"

"NO!" I yelled back.

"Beckett said that James was gorgeous!" Mary nearly screeched. I cringed at how loud she was being.

"Merlin, Mary! You're going to make my ears bleed, and all of you took that out of context. I said that James was a 'Selfish, arrogant, rude, annoying, gorgeous bastard that stinks worse than a toe rag." I clarified.

"You still called him gorgeous!" Alice yelled shrilly.

"I also called him a bastard, selfish, stinky, arrogant, rude, and annoying. Now. If you would all let me get back to the amazing book that currently rests in my hand..." I said, putting my face back in my book. Some people were just so annoying...

Hey, sorry it was such a short chapter! I'm kind of entering the box known as writers bloc, and could really use some ideas of what should/could happen...

Yeah. Please review!