Love Lessons

by The Path of Supreme Conquest

Sesshomaru is a high school senior who needs a little help finding his intended before he goes off to college. He meets the perfect person to guide him, only she loves to push his buttons. Well, it's either her or his Father, who's being fed speeches by 2 insane women who crave grandchildren. A story told in 100 word drabbles.

11. Condition 1

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Raising one finger, Kagome looked at Sesshomaru. "Condition number one: stop speaking in third person. It grates on my nerves."

Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow. "You have a problem with this Sesshomaru's speaking pattern."

Her eye twitched. "Yes! I do. It's annoying. So, if you want me to help you, you have to speak like a normal person and use first person. Go ahead, say 'I.'"

Sesshomaru glared. "I am not a child."

Ignoring the venom in his voice, Kagome smiled happily. "That's perfect! Keep it up!"

Sesshomaru looked at her blankly, inwardly nonplussed. What had he gotten himself in to?

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