Author's notes: HELLO, don't know why that was in capital letters. But I am back and more awkward/crazy than ever. And you thought that was impossible.
AzureOtter yes I did have that my French teacher gave me us a tour of the Red Light district of Paris on that very same trip. I am offended that you had to ask if I sung lovely ladies. Of course I did. I and my friends got a lot of strange looks…
Iceflower I forgot to mention this last time but I like the Enjolvest ship, could be a three way relationship there (Enjolras x vest x flag)
Disclaimer: I AM VICTOR HUGO!
No food fights allowed…
Me: I'm bored, I'm going to eat something.
Feuilly: I fail to see the logic in that.
Me: I'm bored and when I'm bored I eat.
Feuilly:
Me:* Eye roll* mmmmm Ben and Jerries''''.
Grantaire: Thank you very much. *Eats my ben and Jerries.* Damn this is good.
Me: You didn't….
Grantaire: Yes I did.
Me: *throws a banana at him*
Grantaire: Are you starting?
Me: Yes I declare war. *throws bowl of soup*
Grantaire: You have asked for this. *tips absinthe other me*
Courfeyrac: Hello, what's happening here?
Me: Grantaire ate my ice-cream so we are having a tiny conflict
Courfeyrac: Conflict? This is like a full scale attack.
Me: Are you just going to stand there help me!
Courfeyrac: Ok.
*Ten minutes later and half the Amis are involved.*
Gavroche: eat cake Courf *chucks a large piece of cake*
Jehan: Courfeyrac, this is for your bad music taste. *chucks a potato at Courfeyrac*
Courfeyrac: Why a potato and why are you all going against me?
Everyone involved: I don't know…
Me: Grantaire, I will take my revenge.
Grantaire: And you haven't done that already?
Me:*Runs and squirts tomato sauce at Grantaire, but misses and hits Enjolras*
Enjolras: *Redder than the tomato sauce on his red vest and blond curls.*
Me: Oh shite…
Grantaire: Uhhhh
Feuilly: Errr
Courfeyrac: Ekkkkk
Jehan: Ummmmm
Gavroche: I had nothing to do with this *walks away whistling*
Enjolras: Gavroche… get here now.
Everyone: We are dead
Enjolras: Who started this?
Me: *Points to Grantaire*
Grantaire: *Points to Rachel*
Enjolras: So it's you two again. You will clean this up.
Both of us: WHAT!
Enjolras: Yes you will, to Joly's standard.
Me: Nooo
Enjolras: Yes and then you are dish duty for two weeks.
Grantaire: The agony…
Enjolras: Get moving.
Grantaire: Kill joy.
Do not make fun of Enjolras's undying love of the cause. If he talks to girl like a normal human being do not act surprised.
Enjolras: *talking to Eponine*
Grantaire: *singing* I am agog, I am aghast is Enjy-bear talking to a girl at last? I've never seen him laugh or smile. He always talks of battles to be won. But here he's acting like Don Juan. This is better than the opera.
Enjolras: Shut up wine cask.
Courfeyrac: how could you cheat on Patria? I thought she was your one true love.
Eponine: *Laughing hysterically*
Bahorel: I was sure it was you who told Marius "No one cares about you're lonely soul"
Enjolras: Yeah but he acts like a dog on a leash. Never more than five ft. away from Cosette at all times.
*mutter of agreement*
Eponine: Why don't you lot stop making fun of Enjolras and actually try and win the revolution?
Me: She is right. If you used all your weirdness and annoying personalities you would have won this and no one died. *trails of*
Feuilly: We die?
Me: Psh no, I went back in time and made Victor Hugo re-write the story line.
Feuilly: Cool beans…
Me: Hey that is mine…
Feuilly: Fine, I'll use awesome sauce.
Me: Much better.
Author's note: Hello again. I kind of got a case of*shudders* writers block. So I spoke to my friend and she helped and my writers block has gone.
But yeah I have wrote the food fight on an another real and scary experience. Yeah I have had a messed up life but I blame boarding school on that.
LOVE YOU ALL XXX