Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto why would I bother writing fanfics?

A/N: I decides to make this list so read it if you want to or just skip to the story. Thankies!

EE's Mega-Ultra-Jumbo List of Naruto Couples She Hates And Why…

1.) Sasuke and Hinata…

Sasuke is a mute and Hinata is really shy so whenever they went on dates it would be very silent.

b.) Neji would kick Sasuke's ass. (It's only funny when Itachi kicks Sasuke's ass.

c.) Sasuke is hot, but probably gay.

2.) Kakashi and Sakura…

AGE DIFFERENCE!

Sakura would get pissed whenever he read Icha Icha Paradise; (As he does oftenly).

They are teacher and student, THEY CAN'T GO OUT!

3.) Neji and Ino…(Yes, I have seriously seen a story with this couple!)

Neji is too busy being pissed off at the Head Family.

Ino is to obsessed with Sasuke so they would never hook up in the first place.

4.) Naruto and Sakura…

a.) They are friends!

They would be very annoying to be around.

5.) Shikamaru and Temari…

I can't imagine Shika taller then her.

They both wear fishnet so they would look odd together.

Imagine if they had a kid what it would look like. .

6.) Sakura and Lee…

Sakura thinks he's annoying.

7.) Tenten and Lee…

Tenten is cool and Lee is retarded.

Tenten should be with Neji! -

8.) Gai and Kakashi…

I'm not a huge yaoi fan.

THIS IS JUST WRONG!

Kakashi isn't gay.

9.) Hinata and Gaara…

Gaara doesn't like anybody.

Hinata would be scared around him; (Who wouldn't?)

Naruto wouldn't be happy and hyper anymore if Gaara went out with Hinata.

They would never meet anyway.

10.) Kiba with anybody…

He's too much of a freak.

11.) Shino and Kiba…

The last reason.

Shino isn't gay.

Shino doesn't like anybody.

12.) Sakura and Genma…

Age difference.

They don't even know each other.

13.) Itachi and Sakura…

They don't even know each other.

Sakura wouldn't like Itachi because Sasuke hates him.

She would think he was creepy.

He's in the Akatsuki and she lives in Konoha.

Itachi doesn't like anyone.

And that is my Mega-Ultra-Jumbo List of Naruto Couples I Hate And Why. Thanks for taking the time to read it! I hope you have dreams of Itachi, Neji and Gaara tonight. If you're a girl that is, if you're a guy, I'll give you a hug! XD

Guys: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN!

EE: Hey! I'm not that bad!

Guys: Yes you are!

EE: You meanie-heads!

Sasuke: Hey, get to the story, Freak!

EE: Fine! And I'm not a freak!

Sasuke: -mutters- coulda fooled me…

EE: Here's the story! Please R & R!

The Wrath Of The Fan Girls...

Sasuke ran in his front door and slammed it and locked all 18 locks on it.

"Sasuke-kun!"

"I love you!"

"Go out with me!"

All of his fan clubs were out side screaming and just making a racket.

"Fan girls again?" a voice asked.

Itachi.

"Yeah." Sasuke said putting his pacifier in his mouth.

"If you get a girl friend they stop a bit."

Next day…

Sasuke scanned the hallway at school. Then he saw Sakura with Ino. (A/n: this will not be a sasusaku fic.)

"Hey." He said and walked up to them.

"Hi." They both said in unison.

"Sakurawillyoubemygirlfriend?" he asked and then instantly regretted it.

"What?" she asked, "I didn't catch any of that."

"Oh." He took Mr. Fluffies, his pacifier out of his mouth.

"Sakura, will you be… my…"

"Your what?" she asked blushing.

"Girlfriend." He whispered.

"What?" she asked.

"SAKURA, WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?" he screamed.

"Ohhhhhhhhh." She sighed.

"I'd like to but, but I'm really a guy." She admitted and pulled off her flesh mask revealing George Bush.

"What?" he screamed.

'And so am I." Ino said and pulled her mask of to reveal Michael Jackson.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sasuke yelled and ran away.

But a group of fan girls stopped him.

"Sasuke-kun, we're all really guys!" one said and they all pulled flesh masks off.

They were all guys.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sasuke screamed as the fan girls/guys and Sakura/George Bush and Ino/Michael Jackson surrounded him.

"Join us!" they chanted and closed in on him.

Then, Super Lee who was wearing his jump suit and red underwear over it flew by and grabbed Sasuke just before the fan girls/guys could get him.

"Thank you, mister!" Sasuke said in a high voice when Lee put him down.

"All in a day's work, sonny!" Lee's voice was super low, and he flew away.

With Neji…

"Hey, What's up Tenten?" asked as he saw her.

"Neji, I'm not who you think I am." She said and looked down.

"What do you mean?" he asked her.

She pulled off her flesh mask.

"Chuck Norris?" he asked horrified.

"Yes, Neji." Tenten/Chuck Norris said, taking a step toward him.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Neji screamed and ran away.

With Naruto…

"N-Naruto?" Hinata asked as she blushed.

"HI HINATA!" Naruto screamed and hugged her.

"I-I have s-something to t-tell you." She stuttered.

"Yeah, Hinata?" he said letting go of her.

"I'm really a-a g-guy." She admitted and pulled her mask of.

"TAYLOR HICKS!" Naruto screamed, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Yes." Taylor Hicks said looking evil.

"You shouldn't have won American Idol!" Naruto screamed.

"AND WHY NOT?" Taylor Hicks yelled.

"BECAUSE YOU ARE LIKE 75!"

"NO! I'M NOT. IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR 29 YEAR OLDS TO COLOR THEIR HAIR!"

"You color your hair?" Naruto asked.

"NO! I MEAN, AARRGGHH!" And Taylor Kicks stomped away.

With Sasuke…

Sasuke was walking down the hall when he ran into Gaara.

"Hey, Uchiha I heard all of your fan girls were guys!" Gaara laughed.

"So?"

"At least all of my fan girls are all real girls." Gaara explained.

"Right?" he asked them.

They all looked around uneasily.

"Well…" one began.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sasuke and Gaara screamed and ran away before they could pull of flesh masks.

"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" the fan girls/boys laughed.

And they took over the world that day. Poor Sasuke and Gaara.

End

EE: Thankies for reading and please review!

Neji: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chuck Norris: NNeeeeeeeejjiiiiiiiiiii!" –steals Neji's dew-rag- (you know the thing rappers wear on their heads?)

Neji: Not cool! Give me back my dew-rag!

EE: Like I said please review!

Neji: Yeah, do what the freak said!

EE: Hey!