Sokka on… The Invasion
The invasion, brilliant idea but when the enemy knows your plan, it will fall apart. Welcome to Sokka's take on the invasion and the events leading up to it. We have a new member to AI/CI! Welcome, sandypenguin6, to the club! So far our most recent active members consist of Steph32297l, Altarah Derek (I have no clue what the Avatar Abridged series is but now you've peaked my interest), stkichi, and Digi-fanCapp. The two honorary members for the week consist of kingofnerdssince2013, and the guest known as "Guest". Very creative name. So let us continue with, as I have said before, wacky time wasting nonsense. Jackson 5 music: Playing. Eyes: barely open. Determination level of getting this chapter out tonight: Max. Rambling level: High. Overall: Another average night for fanfic writing. Music shuffle: On, Some Nights: Playing. Happiness level: up 3 points.
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"Some Nights I stay up wondering why firebenders can still bend during the night when they can't during an eclipse, some nights I attribute it to nonsense!" Sokka belted out after exiting the building known as "Giant Friendly Mushrooms." "Hey Toph, wasn't I right when I said cactus juice was the quenchiest!"
"Yea…Whoa… you have huge ears…"
"No! I refuse to be called a giant eared cretin again!"
"I wasn't talking to you Cact man, I was tellin Binger here that his corn ears were looking extra large tonight. And friendly too!"
"Thanks Toph me bucko! Though I'm not sure that mushrooms are the only thing that look big and friendly when on cactus juice. Wait a minute… your just evil, Toph."
"Mwahahahaha! I'm not Toph, I'm the Cactus Lord!"
"Ahh good times. Remember on the day of black sun when the airships came to destroy the subs? Why the heck did we surrender!? With your earthsight we could've bent a tunnel away from the battle and to the airship berths. Then we could've waited for the airships to resupply then taken one of them. Or we could've made another tunnel to the firelord's bunker and lead the invasion force through it. If we avoided the lava we could've won! What about when we were advancing to the tower. We were taking out ballistas left and right from the air. But we just had to land and let my dad get hurt."
"Yea you guys didn't make the brightest decisions that day. On the other hand, corn sales in the caldera were massive the days before your invasion!"
"Wait, WHAT!"
"I probably sold 500 gold worth of corn the week before the invasion. I had to have 15 corn fetchers just to keep up with the demand!"
"What were you doing in the fire nation capital? I thought you were earth kingdom."
"I am, but I go where the corn sales take me. Corn knows no bounds!"
"Wait a second, how would we not figure out that our plan had been botched the second Ba Sing Se fell? I mean come on, we told Kuei! He isn't exactly the type to keep his mouth shut."
"Well that was a little off topic… what is that… Aw heck no!" Bing exclaimed.
"IT'S A GIANT CABBAGE! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY! FRIENDLY CABBAGE! CRUNCHY GIANT LEAFY FRIIIIIEEEENNNNND!" (I wonder who that is…)
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Well that's it for tonight, I have Sea cadets tomorrow through the weekend so I might not be up for posting on Monday. I'll see if I can, but chances are that I'll be exhausted. I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter and drop a review by clicking the review button that is located near the bottom of the page. As it always has been. If I got a review from each of my followers, you guys would put me in a happy coma. I want to be in a happy coma! You have the power! And all it takes is less than 60 seconds of your time. I don't see why the heck you wouldn't! Help a brother out. Even if it just says "keep on keepin on" and it's copied and pasted from this paragraph, it helps. Ok enough, Thanks CI/AI for your awesome reviews! Keep on keepin on with them! Also, I would like you guys to try to give me some ideas of what to do next. Voice your opinion! How bout Sokka on… Cactus juice? Come on you know you like the title. That's all folks! Now to go review the stories I read.
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