Title: Righteousness, Revelations and Enigmas: The Randy Orton Show
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Rebecca and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna Helmsley, Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina and Johnny Hennigan, Jeff and Stephanie Hardy, Elizabeth Hardy, Vince McMahon, Tristen Nash, Kevin Nash and various WWE and TNA wrestlers.
Summary: Randy Orton decides to buy a new car for his new reality show; little did he know that his new car would make his new show unmissable TV.
Chapter Eleven – The 3 Rs
Over at John Cena's house everyone was in the back garden in the pool playing volleyball. It was getting competitive and just as Cena was about to spike his thirtieth ball the doorbell rang.
"Who could that be? I'm not expecting anyone," Cena said.
"I'll get it," Mickie James said heading towards that door, she hadn't really been in the mood t play since her conversation with Trish. The Truth had given her a lot to think about, imagine her surprise when she opened the door to Trish and The Copelands.
"What are you guys doing here?" she said surprised.
"We made so much lunch we couldn't eat it all ourselves so we thought we'd come over and share it with everyone here. Where is everybody anyway?" Edge asked as Trish and The Copelands came into Cena's house.
"They're out back playing water volley ball," Mickie replied.
"Why aren't you playing?" Angelina asked.
"I'm not in the mood to play," Mickie said shaking her head.
"Nonsense come on!" Edge said pulling Mickie over to him and taking her towards the pool.
"We'll let Cena know you wanna talk to him," Angelina said to Trish and The Truth nodded and stood in the foyer waiting for Cena. As she waited the sound of laughter both male and female caught her ear. It was a familiar kind of sound but she hadn't heard it in awhile. It was Melina and Johnny Morrison and they sounded happy, very happy indeed. Needing a visual to go with the sound Trish headed over to the pool. She didn't go directly towards, instead she looked behind the glass door that led out to the pool and she watched as Melina and Johnny played around with Romeo laughing happily along with each other. Edge had gotten Mickie James into the pool an Angelina told Cena that Trish was waiting for him inside. As Cena approached Trish she realized that God had brought here over here for a reason. By all account it looked as though Melina and Johnny were getting back together, once that happened, her decade-long grudge against God would end and she would want to be Melina the Miraculous again. And if that happened Mickie and John having a baby wouldn't be the tragedy that Trish had been told that it would be. She wasn't so sure that it was necessary to tell John about Mickie's desire to have a baby, still since Melina was not yet one with her husband and child again, she thought it best to at least let Cena know that she as available for counsel.
"Trish what a lovely surprise, now you can play volleyball with us!" Cena said excited.
"Not just you John, I have to tell you something and it's important," Trish said.
"What is it?" John asked and Trish tried not to laugh at his TNA trunks.
"Soon you're going to have to make a decision about having another child and I'm warning you that if you have another child without straightening things out with Marion first you're going to regret it. That's all I wanna say," Trish said.
"Well then I'm glad you came over Trish because I've been thinking about having another child with Mickie, I guess we probably shouldn't," Cena said regrettably.
"You know it doesn't have to be this way, all you have to do is accept your son for who he really is," Trish said.
"My son's gay how can yo ask me to accept that?" Cena replied.
"Marion is not gay and you'd find that out a lot quicker if you would just spend some time with him. Randy just told you he was gay to test your love for him, to see if it would make any difference and it has and it shouldn't. John he's your son," Trish said but Cena shook his head.
"I don't like spending time with him and I don't know if I ever will," Cena said and Trish put her hand on his wet shoulder.
"You won't be able to move on and enjoy your life with Mickie until you do," Trish said but Cena just sighed. Trish knew he had taken her words in but was he man enough to change how he felt about Marion? She didn't know yet but she certainly hoped he was. John kissed Trish's hand and smiled.
"It's nice to know that God cares enough about me to bring you over here today. Now that you're here why don't we shelve this conversation for another time and play some volleyball?" Cena said a smile.
"Okay but just so you know if you ever wanna talk to me about this you know where to find me," Trish said waking with Cena out to the pool. Randy jumped out when he saw her and walked up to her while Cena jumped right back in.
"You are going to behave yourself right?" Randy asked Trish and she turned and looked over at Melina who continued to have a wonderful time with her family.
"Why wouldn't I my love? It's pretty obvious that God is answering my prayer," Trish replied finally catching Melina's eye and the Latina got out of the pool and approached her.
"Look Trish I don't want any trouble okay?" she said before noticing the big smile on Trish's face.
"I don't want any trouble either my sister in Christ," Trish said and she hugged Melina close to herself startling Melina at first but eventually she embraced Trish, relived not to be fighting with her oldest friend anymore.
"Well will you look at that," Randy Orton said to himself watching Trish and Melina embrace with a big smile on his face knowing that there had to be a very good reason for it. Before he could enquire what that reason was volleyball was hitting him in the head courtesy of a very amped up Edge.
"Come on Randy get your head in the game," Edge said.
"What game, we're taking a break so Trish can have a chance to get changed and play the next round," Cena said.
"Yea I know I just wanted to hit Randy in the head since I won't be able to do it at the PPV," Edge said.
"Why not?" Mickie James asked.
"Because I got kicked off the PPV," Randy replied.
"Uh-oh what did you do?" Mickie asked Randy.
"It's a long story, needless to say Hunter and I have patched things up and I am not protesting his decision," Randy said.
"Well the rest of us are, doing God's work is more important than some lousy PPV," Edge said and Angelina nodded in agreement.
"Boy you guys don't think much of your product do you?" Cena said wiping himself down with one of his Cena trademarked towels.
"What's this about doing God's work?" Mickie asked Randy.
"You'll see it all from the beginning when The Randy Orton Show airs next month," Randy said. "That's my new reality show and it's awesome," Randy turned to his son who was sitting with Romeo while Angelica drew on him. "I sure hope this mission is over by then or the world might not get to see how it all ends,"
"I don't even know what you guys are talking about but if it's enough to get you in trouble with Hunter it must be good," Cena said.
"Whoa!" RJ cried as Angelica slipped and nearly fell on the floor but Romeo caught her.
"You okay?" Romeo asked Angelica.
"Yea I'm fine, thank goodness you caught me or I would be in a lot of pain right now," Angelica replied and RJ suddenly got a prophetic impulse.
"Romeo can you ask your parents if you can stay over at my house until Monday?" RJ asked Romeo.
"Sure!" Romeo said flying over to his parents while Randy eyes his son inquisitively.
"Does you wanting Romeo to stay over have anything to do with our mission?" Randy asked is son.
"It was everything to do with it Dad. After Brian does that stupid thing next week, we're gonna be there but Romeo has to be there too," RJ explained.
"But why?" Randy asked.
"Because somebody's gonna get hurt and Romeo's gonna save them," RJ replied.
"How's he gonna do that, his Miraculous powers are still in their infancy," Randy replied.
"You didn't see how quickly he stopped Angelica from falling. If Romeo was at our house when I fell off my chair I wouldn't have fallen off at all. God is telling me that there is no time for delay and I have to obey Him now," RJ said and Romeo came running over excitedly.
"My parents said I can stay with you guys for as long as I like!" Romeo replied excitedly.
"Three days is all we need," RJ replied.
"Why what's gonna happen in three days?" Romeo asked.
"We'll tell you all about it on the way home won't we Dad?" RJ said to his father and Randy Orton nodded. Trish came over to her husband in the bathing suit while everyone else jumped back in the pool ready to play some more volleyball.
"So Romeo's part of your team now?" Trish asked.
"By all accounts it looks like your team just got an old member back," Randy said to his wife referring to Melina.
Trish smiled, "Nothing's been confirmed yet but things are looking good Randy, they're looking real good," Trish said and she kissed Randy before throwing him in the pool and jumping in after him.