O.o I think I need to work on my sense of time. I'm sorryyyyyy really really sorry but I've been feeling a little down lately and I kind of lost my muse for a bit but hopefully it's back now.
mennanenna: oh you'll find out soon enough "crackles evilly" *cough* *cough* :{D
Elimere: yea sorry for the capital letters I got lazy :/ I'm glad you came back and sorry for the delay on this story. Yes I can assure you Robbie's dream will be interesting and so will Tori's. hope you like this chapter.
Invader Johnny: oh yea that it will. I'm really sorry for the delay but I lost my muse but now it's back, hopefully. Enjoy.
Deathbender's Vamwolf: yes he did. Poor him :P
ScottyBgood: hello, glad to be back. I hope this chapter lives up to your expectations and sorry for the delay :/. The next chapter will be interesting. Enjoy.
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NoPros: glad I'm back. Well there is a twist Tori's dream may be the last dream she will visit but it will not exactly be the last time. Whoops said too much you'll just have to stick around to know. Enjoy :D.
TimelessReader: well here it is sorry for the delay enjoy.
Fiction girl 12: I know right, I can imagine Tori going on and on and on. Thank you enjoy.
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Guest: yes I know I don't usually suck at keeping promises gahh. I'm sorry :(. Hope you'll enjoy your chapter.
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Well now that we established that I'm an ass for not updating which I'm really sorry about, again, on with the story. This time no promises but I will try to update soon. Enjoy.
After checking on Beck Jade flew over to Robbie's house and hovered besides him watching for a minute. "Well at least he looks a bit more like a human sleeping there without his hand inside that creepy doll."
Jade looked around in search for the said creepy doll. She found him sitting on a shelf behind her but the creepy thing was that she could sense his eyes on her and it was freaking her out a little so she all but dove at the bubble above Robbie. Jade found herself standing in front of a house, a creepy one at that, not that she wasn't a fan of creepy but if Robbie was dreaming about this house she's pretty sure that she's going to need therapy after this and to think she's headed to Sinjin's dream next. Jade shuddered at the thought of what she's going to see tonight, took a deep breath and walked to the door.
She wanted to go through it but the door creaked open the moment she got close enough. Jade was shocked but she deemed it a coincidence and proceeded iside the house. She passed the living room and the kitchen but then stopped at the door of a study because she spotted a silhouette sitting in a big chair. She was intrigued so she walked inside the study and stood in a corner watching the figure intently. She didn't recognize who it was at first because there wasn't much light in the room. There was only the fireplace behind it that was illuminating what little could be seen, the atmosphere was a little creepy and Jade was even more intrigued.
When the figure turned eerily slow in the chair she recognized Robbie's curly hair and before she could process that Robbie was wearing a red hat and smoking a pipe he started speaking:" Master, everything is ready for the virgin sacrifice", Jade's eyebrows almost made it to her hairline, "Tonight the Blood Moon will bathe the world in its velvety glow and suffocate it in its deadly woe. Tonight the virgins will bleed dry and ever so slowly they will die. Tonight Master you become flesh and blood and we will destroy until all that's left is mud. Tonight-"
"What are you talking about you fool. All I said is that I wanted a freaking steak dinner but nooo, you go and put on your freak show costume and started quoting some stupid poem some freak wrote. What's wrong with you?"
Jade, after being stunned into silence by what Robbie was saying, heard Rex's voice and spun around. Rex was standing in the doorway with an arched eyebrow and an annoyed expression.
"Aww Rex you ruined a perfectly evil speech and you didn't even let me get to the evil laugh part, I was practicing." Robbie whined. To say Jade was confused would be an understatement.
Rex just sighed and switched the lights on "Robbie, I know you're obsessed with twilight and all that crap you watch but seriously grow up, and if you don't go make me a steak dinner with extra sauce and mushrooms oh so help me I'm going to tell your mom that you killed her cat while trying to suck the blood out of it with a vacuum cleaner." Rex seethed while giving Robbie the evil eye.
"Okay, okay. Sheesh, you're an annoying little dummy aren't you."
"Yes and you're an idiot ventriloquist with a crush on that Damon character from The Vampire Diaries."
"What can I say, I like bad boys, sue me"
"I'd rather kick your ass."
"Rexxxxx"
Robbie whined while heading to the kitchen with Rex in tow. Jade was still standing there, speechless and still trying to process what she just seen. It was the weirdest most bizarre thing she ever saw but at least one thing came out of this twisted dream, she now knew that Robbie has a crush on Damon from TVD.
She smirked evilly loving the new blackmail material she now has. She then heard a power-saw being turned on and Robbie asking Rex which part of the cow he wanted the meat from. Jade decided that she got enough Robbie weirdness to last her an eternity and then some so she got out of there. She got out of Robbie's dream into his bedroom. She looked at the clock and saw it was 2:12AM, so she made her way to Sinjin's house.
Man this night is going to be even freakier. I'll probably remember it for the rest of my life. Who knows what Sinjin's dreams are going to be like. Ugh that though is a scary one but I confess that I'm a little curious. Hopefully I won't be too scarred after this.
She arrived at Sinjin's room and what she saw made her cringe. Sinjin's walls were littered with her pictures, some she didn't even remember seeing anyone around that could've taken it, like the one where she stayed after class to glue her English teacher's chair. She checked most of the pictures but stared at one of them longer than the others. It was a picture of her and Tori on their fake date. Sinjin must have took it when they were done singing because their hands were clasped, they were about to bow for the screaming audience. Jade couldn't deny then that Tori's hand fit hers perfectly and that that night was the most fun she ever had on a date with anyone, even if it was a fake one. She couldn't help but always wonder what if the two idiots never showed up, what would have happened? They were making a bit of progress and Jade even let slip that she thinks Tori is beautiful and that Tori thinks she's beautiful also. Her heart hammered in her chest the longer stared at the picture. She remembered the feeling she felt yesterday when Tori pinned Beck to the ground by his hand and made him beg and also the feeling she had when Tori called her gorgeous when she launched into that adorable rant in her car. Jade went wide-eyed and her mouth opened a bit in shock. She just realized what those feelings are; she felt them when she and Beck talked for the first time. She likes Tori! Jade stayed in stunned silence for a while but then shook her head hard.
No, no, no I don't like Vega I just feel grateful, yea that's it grateful she helped me with Beck yesterdays that's all. I'll do something nasty to her tomorrow and everything will get back to normal.
Jade said with a note of finality while trying really hard to ignore how her heart squeezed at the thought of hurting Tori in any way. She turned to Sinjin, gulped and touched the bubble on Sinjin's head. She landed in a dark gloomy place. what's with the creepy places tonight.
"We are worms, worthless worms." She heard this phrase before. She turned around and spotted what looked like Sinjin and Robbie in worm form and started laughing "Damn even in his head he likes to be an abused lackey.
"Note to self, note to self, maim you after the meeting." Jade stopped her laughing and stared at what was supposed to be Hades. Well he still looked like Hades except for the part where his hair was longer, his form more feminine and he was she, literally she as in her, Jade. Hades was Jade with fiery hair.
Said girl was stuck between feeling flattered and wanting to strangle worm Sinjin until he became a butterfly. Before she could move though the scene shifted and now she was standing in the middle of a meadow. There was a small cottage surrounded by trees.
She then saw a figure carrying a basket and approaching the cottage. Jade realized that she's in the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, more specifically the part where the evil queen will trick Snow white into eating the poisoned apple. She had a feeling who the evil queen will be, so she shrugged and hovered cross legged at the entrance of the door.
The figure knocked on the door and Jade waited for the inevitable Sinjin with a skirt to show up while wishing she had a camera to take some pictures. To her surprise it wasn't Sinjin who answered the door but Jade herself, well her doppelganger who was in a dress. The figure raised their head and Jade was not as shocked as she thought she would be. The evil queen is actually an Evil King; it was Beck well old Beck but still him.
"Hello child, I am an old man and I'm selling the sweetest apples you ever tasted. Would you like to try one?"
Evil King Beck took an apple from the basket and held it out to Snow-Jade. Snow-Jade was skeptical at first but then she looked at the poor old man and felt compassion for him. Jade saw that and rolled her eyes at her gag-inducing doppelganger.
"Of course I would my good sir, thank you." Snow-Jade took the apple. Jade and Beck were watching her, waiting for her to eat the poisoned apple with rapt attention. Suddenly just when Snow-Jade was about to bite into the apple an arrow flew out of nowhere, impaled the apple and embedded itself in tree behind Jade. An obnoxious nasally voice sounded from behind a bush:
"Fear not beautiful maiden, for I will rescue you from the Evil King's clutches."
A figure dressed in green garb, a hat with a feather on top and a bow stepped out from behind the bush then. That figure happens to be Sinjin hood. Jade furrowed her eyebrows in confusion, and just when she thought that Sinjin's dreams were a bit normal. Then if that wasn't weird enough Beck transformed into a giant snake and attacked Sinjin hood who screamed like a girl and started running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
Jade wanted to hit her head on something because of Sinjin's stupidity or better yet hit the source but seeing that she couldn't do either she opted for a facepalm. Note to self, enlist Sinjin in a Disney movie 101. Then the weirdest thing happen, Mama Odie came out of nowhere and started hitting snake-Beck on its head.
"You be a bad snake and Mama Odie don like bad snakes or dark mojo."
Snake-Beck soon had enough and started breathing fire everywhere. Snow-Jade ran but tripped, and the fire was coming at her fast but before it could reach her someone swung down on a vine and caught her.
Jade wanted to know who the mysterious hero was so she floated a little bit closer to where the hero deposited her doppelganger. She found out that the hero was a female version of Tarzan but to her delight, which she would deny even to herself, this Tarzan was a tanned Latina.
Torizan then proceeded to tie Snake-Beck up and pin him to the ground after making sure Snow-Jade was safe. Jade on the other hand realized that Sinjin was recreating in his own twisted messed up way some of yesterday's events.
Then a shrewdness of apes came out from everywhere and started beating the snake up. Jade snickered a bit but Torizan caught her attention. Torizan was standing besides Snow-Jade trying to help her up and the latter was giving her a doe-eyed stare and an enamored smile. Then both of their eyes met and even Jade could feel the electricity between them. They started closing the distance slowly, Jade was staring wide-eyed and silently rooting for them even if she wasn't doing it consciously.
Then, just when their lips were about to meet, Jade woke up in her room. Her alarm was blaring, it was time for school. "Nooo. Wait what? Why did I say no? I didn't want them to kiss, right? Right." Jade tried to convince herself but she knew she was failing. So she shut her alarm and started to get ready for school. She was right, this night was memorable to say the least and she got out without the need for therapy. Now if she can just stop picturing Torizan's tone body wrapped around her dream doppelganger and their lips meeting in a passionate mind-boggling ki—. Jade shook her head. I need a cold shower and NO, it's not because of Torizan.
Well guys here you go, again sorry for the lateness. I tried to make this chapter a long one but sorry I'm not used to writing long chapters so it's still kind of short. I hope you all enjoyed it. R&R please.
