-1a/n I have so many ideas flowing through my head! One for this, one or two chapters in my quotes story, and I had an idea for yet another story! I don't know how good it is, but I keep thinking 'no one ever writes anything about Rosalie,' and lots more things rambling on about it, I've only seen one Jasper story, and none for Carlisle, Rosalie, Esme, or Emmet, but loads for the obvious Edward and Bella, but why none for them? So now I plan on making one for one of the characters, tell me which one do you think would be better, I would have to do a bit of research on Esme, but it's just a little bit. Yeah, that is all I have to say, other than a quick thanks to…
My friend Hannah (from my school) who unknowingly gave me this idea, 'course I told her I was going to write it, but going on…
lanna-misssunshine for mentioning my story in an authors note
Krakengirl who did the same as lanna when I had less reviewers
Dr. Cullen cuz she loved me enough to review,
inuyasha-narutolover cuz she also reviewed
XOiluvedwardXO ALSO fer reviewing (I felt like typing in a southern accent, no offense to southerners, at all)
An anonymous reviewer who in her name wrote Krissy (including smiley!)
Anyone else who reviewed/gave ideas/told people about my story
Wow… this was quite long…here is the disclaimer: wow, why would I be doing this when I could not be making a total OOC story of some characters (that are mostly extremely HOT)? If you think I own twilight, call the loony bin thingy, the peoples wit da white coats, cuz you may need some help, buddy…
Notes With Bella and The Gang(finally!)
Jasper: bold Edward: bold italics Emmett: bold underline
Alice: normal Bella: italics
Alice? What did you do to my love, again?
Why nothing! Dear brother!
Suuure…
She didn't do it, it was those stupid kids I had to babysit!
You mean those kids that looked evil?
YOU LEFT MY LOVE ALONE IN A HOUSE FULL OF EVIL LOOKING KIDS?!?!?!?!?
YES! Wait, YES?! I must be crazy, she's too clumsy to survive on her own, I sent Emmet to keep her safe!
I feel SO much better…
Wee!!!!!! Guess what?! I get to go on TV!
How?
Well… they think I'm a professor, professor Hidgeungittirr
Why?
I told them I was!
Don't worry, professor hidg ect. Is a girl
WHAT?! THEY THINK I'M A GIRL?!
Yes, they do, now CALM DOWN
I WILL NOT Calm dow… wait, you used your power on me!
Well, now you won't rip the paper
DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT ME?!
What happened? Love, my angel, darling, lamb chop, ect.
Yeah, don't do that, I'm fine with the one and only awesome girl that rocks like her socks
CAN I SEE YOUR ROCKEN SOCKS!?
SURE! - Bella shows her neon pink socks that reached the knee and has sparkles (I don't have a picture cuz I made that up cuz it was silly, ish…)
Back to the point…
Well, after Alice and Jasper left, I was making sandwiches for the monster-kids, and… well… Emmett kind of…
I'LL tell you, I told them she's afraid of explosions!
That's bad why?
Cuz then they asked for some diet coke, a whole bottle unopened, and the youngest kinda… well… he… really…
AGAIN! I will tell you… the littlest stole her whole pack of mentos…
And you know what that means…
A small explosion
It would have been, but they asked for another whole bottle of diet coke, right after I realized that they stole my mentos, and I gave them it, and then they asked for another, and another
THEY ASKED FOR 7 2 LITER BOTTLES!!
Ok, why keep that much in one house?
They didn't I bought 5 of them
Crazy…
BACK to my story, they asked for lots of bottles, and they filled the bath tub with it, then sent the littlest thief-kid to get dirty, enough to need a bath, and well… kinda… AS SOON AS I OPENED THE DOOR TO THE BATH ROOM, THEY DROPPED THE WHOLE OPEN PACK IN, AND THEN SHRIEKED, JUST AS THE MOM WAS COMING HOME, AND I STARTED SHRIEKING STUFF LIKE HELP, AND SHE CAME, AND ASKED ME HOW THEY GOT SO MUCH DIET SODA, AND I SAID THAT EMMETT GAVE THEM IT, AND NOW HE CAN'T GO NEAR OR IN THEIR HOUSE AND HAVE TO STAY OFF HIS LAWN…
You got mad after a mentos prank??
NO SILLY! I got mad that I had no more mentos…
Ok…
I WANNA CRY!!
Why? Why do you want to cry?
Ha! That rhymed!
As I was SAYING before I got interrupted, was that I wanna cry cuzez I barely wrote a thing on this sheet of paper!
Write as much as you want…
REALLY?! OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, my name is Alice Cullen, I L-O-V-E to S-H-O-P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you what doing?
SHOP!!!! I LOVE TO SHOP!!!!!!!!!!! ONE TIME, I BOUGHT THIS HOT PAIR OF BOOTS AND ALL THAT! AND A GAME, AND A KITTEN, BUT JASPER KILLED IT.
KITTY-KILLER!! How many is that?! THREE kitties that you killed!!!
IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!
Alice?
YES?
1) stop talking in all capitals, 2) how many kitties has he killed?
I lost count around… 20, but that was a long time ago,
To be exact, including Athena the second, it was 31
OOOH! YOU ARE SUCH A KITTY-KILLER! I REFUSE TO TALK TO SOMEONE WHO KILLS SO MANY KITTIES!! HOW DARE YOU!
I don't know… maybe the fact that I was hungry when I met 25 of them?
NO EXCUSE!
I thought you weren't going to talk to me
But are we talking? No, WRIITING!
Ok then…
NOW I WANNA CRY!!
Here is to all our viewers at this page!
What viewers…
None, but I like to write random things!
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a/n k, thanks for that, the end was boring, but I'm really bored, and hungry, so I wanted to finish it, and start on my next quote chapter, if I feel like it… I may feel like being a good girl and do the homework I evilly got over break. BOO! But gots to go! See ya'll laterz!