WHAT THE?

Chapter X: To be Continued – Side Effects

Disclaimer: No, Saiyuki doesn't belong to me! It doesn't….really!

Summary: What happens if the Sanzo-ikkou turn into girls (women)? Total humor. This is my first shot at humor, please be nice!

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SANZO

"Oi, Sanzo, I have a question," Gojyo asked thoughtfully. "When I got back at Yuki's house after getting those stupid bat wings, you looked a little flustered." He grinned sneakily. "Anything happened?"

I blushed. At that the three of them stared at me.

"I knew it! Something happened!" Gojyo gloated.

"Shut up, baka!" I said, my cheeks reddening.

"So, what did happen, Sanzo?" Goku asked, looking curious. "Come on, don't keep secrets!"

I ignored them. "Nothing!"

"Are you sure?"

"YES!"

"Now, now, let's not get the best of Sanzo's temper," Hakkai said, making peace.

"Yeah, or I might just shoot you," I said, my eyes looking very dangerous.

"Let's back off," Gojyo said. Then, "for now."

Fuming, I started shooting him.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" Gojyo yelled as one of the bullets almost grazed his face. "Are you nuts?"

"Wow, Sanzo, that was great!" Goku complimented. "It's as if you almost hit him!"

"What are you talking about?" I asked viciously. "I missed."

Hakkai laughed at that. Goku looked weirded out, as he probably didn't understand me, and Gojyo looked terrified to hell.

"Are you trying to kill me?!"

"Are you trying to try my patience?" I imitated.

"Wow, Sanzo seems changed after the whole girl thing," Goku observed.

"You're observing things!" Hakkai and Gojyo said in unison.

"So?" Goku asked, as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"You're Goku! You do not observe!" Gojyo cried.

"So this curse did have side effects," Hakkai said, not looking very serious. "I wonder what they are."

"Hopefully, they're for the better," Gojyo grumbled. "I don't think I can take a smart Goku."

"He's still a stupid saru, but he does seem smarter than usual," I observed. "However, you're still the 'hara hetta' saru we all know."

"And love,? Gojyo added, and Goku started picking a fight with him.

"So what do we do, Sanzo?" Hakkai asked.

"I don't know. Probably because we let the whole girl thing last so long, it probably stuck."

"So, are we going back to Yuki and Sakura?"

"Uh-huh." I shook my head. "We let them have much trouble. We should try to get back to being guys, and soon the whole thing will wear off."

"Are you sure?" Goku asked doubtfully.

"I don't know for sure, Goku, I'm just thinking of a solution."

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Well, here's your sequel! I'm not sure if I can continue this long, but hopefully I can finish this properly.

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