Too Much Fun

By: Silverwolf

Zero lies across a bed. Naruto sits towards the top of the bed. A television runs a movie. Neither teen is really paying attention to it. Zero's eyes are half closed to the setting sun. Naruto's eyes are almost completely closed. Yuki bursts through the door. "are you two awake, it's time." Naruto makes a face. Zero glances at Yuki, "time for what? We were told classes were canceled for the Night Class."" Yuki gets a confused looks on her face. Naruto laughs, "I told you she would believe it." Zero shrugs, "it looks like I owe you dinner." Naruto nods. Yuki looks at the pair. "That wasn't funny." Both teens watch Haku slowly make an appearance. "Are they ready?" Yuki smiles, "they better be because I'm not waiting of them forever." The pair rise from the bed leaving the movie still playing. Both throw their shoes on swiftly and follow Yuki and Haku.

Haku stands watches as Yuki, Naruto, and Zero begin their duties as a Guardian. Aido creeps close to Naruto. Sasuke glances towards Kaname. The pure blood nods. The raven teen moves between Naruto and Aido until he is just behind Kaname. Aido moves away as he realizes Kaname's eyes are on him. The quartet leaves the Night Class inside of their class. They divide into pairs for patrol.

Part of Zero and Naruto's patrol is also a small spar. The pair suspect that Yuki is busy having a conversation with Haku over who is 'cuter'. The pair finally meet back with Yuki and Haku. "How come where you two patrol is silent? Where I patrol is always not?" Zero laughs. "Because with Naruto working patrol we cover a lot more ground." "How?" Naruto grins, "I just use what I know." Haku smirks, "in that case next time you two should patrol." Naruto looks at Zero and the pair give a shake of their heads as a reply. Yuki grins, "you two missed me on patrol. That makes me happy." The pair choose to leave Yuki's comment alone instead of tell her about the fight. Yuki looks at Naruto. "We should get ready to escort them back." The blonde nods. Zero looks at Yuki, "we still have time." "Not if class ends early." Naruto shrugs, "she just wants to see him. Actually I'd like to punch Sasuke in the face again." Zero nods lightly. "One more round with patrol." The quartet divides again.

They meet for the second time in front of the school building. The Night Class stands watching Sasuke. The raven teen has Aido pinned on the ground. The blonde aristocrat flails around. Kaname taps Sasuke's shoulder. "Let him up." Sasuke moves away allowing Aido to reach his feet. Yuki looks at Sasuke, "what's going on?" Sasuke shrugs, "small disagreement, princess." Yuki eyes Sasuke. "Well you aren't allowed to fight here." Sasuke doesn't say a word as Kaname steps in front of him. "It's okay Yuki. It's over." Yuki blushes a bit, "I'm glad."

Zero rolls his eyes. Naruto begins a dialog with his fingers. "Oh you can't fight here. It's fine now because I stopped it,"the blonde mutters. Naruto moves one finger towards the other one. "But Kaname someone can get hurt. But no one is hurt. Because I'm the greatest," the teen mutters. Naruto then moves the fingers closer. "Oh but Kaname... I love you," Naruto mutters. The blonde makes it seem like his fingers are kissing passionately. Zero laughs loudly. Kaname narrows his eyes. Sasuke shakes his head, "idiot." Yuki turns bright red. Haku smacks the blonde, "that's just wrong."

The Night Class' escort back is in silence. Naruto rubs the back of his head half the way back. Zero makes a face towards Haku and breaks the silence. "You didn't have to hit him. He was playing." Haku looks at Yuki, "he embarrassed her. It wasn't that hard." Yuki looks at Naruto, "he's still rubbing the back of his head." "It wasn't that hard. He won't have a concussion." Kaname smirks as the Night Class enters the gates to the Moon Dorm. Yuki smirks and whispers good night to Kaname.

Naruto looks at Yuki, "you mad at me?" Yuki makes a face. The blonde makes a pouting face. "I'm sorry." Yuki watches Naruto stare at her. She sighs, "okay, I'm not mad. But it wasn't funny either." The blonde grins, "you know you're a comrade to me." Yuki smirks a moment, "that still wasn't funny." Naruto lowers his head, "and I said I was sorry. Besides your buddy hit me. And it still hurts." Yuki looks at Haku and then smirks lightly. Zero looks at Naruto, "it wasn't funny. It was fucking hilarious. That's what it was."

A/N: I know I still haven't brought up a punishment for the fight between Zero, Naruto, Kaname, and Sasuke. But I haven't thought of anything yet. For the scene with Naruto and his fingers 'talking' think of a child playing with finger puppets. I thought it would be funny, and suit Naruto. If it's not well all I can say is I like it. As always if you have any characters you want to appear or you have an idea for future chapters please send them to me in a review.

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