Shannie: Opps people, im so so so so so sorry. I noe i promise to update but... blame gokusen and skip beat(rewatched and reread) for being so nice! Dun hate me will ya?? I'll try to update as weekly as possible, but no promises kay? I hope that no more follower will be lost since i broke my promise T^T and review pls~~ It's my motivation!!! :D
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"My dear boys! Rise and shine!" Mikoto voice echoed from the one end of the house to their end. Normally, Sasuke would have fried, burned, steamed, grill and kill anyone who even dared to tell him to 'rise and shine', but here's a special case: Mikoto i.e. his mother, who was presumably dead.
Actually, Sasuke would be grouchy, grumpy and angry when he woke up. Both at himself or at whatever bold enough to interrupt the sleep of the great Uchiha Sasuke-sama. He even destroyed an alarm clock when the poor thing merely did his daily job by waking the lazy duck-butted hairstyle guy that was transported here.
But since this is his mother we are talking about, Sasuke would be more than happy to wake up with a wide smile plastered on his face.
After all, not that he was sleeping after all.
The night before…
Uchiha Sasuke (from the Ninja World) made a mess of his rooms. He tried to on the plastic box with a monitor in front of him. And he can't seem to find the "on" button.
"Shit you! This thing is alien!" Sasuke stopped carping on it when he realized that he was indeed in an alien dimension. Sasuke sighed, he decided to, after all, asks for help. It took too much mental debate, Uchihas are too prideful creatures.
"Nii-san…" Sasuke inched closer to the back of his brother, who was, at this point of time blasting the music so loud enough to deafen a bat.
"WHAT?" Itachi yelled over the music.
"HUH? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"Sasuke hollered
"WHAT? AGAIN?"
Sasuke gave up talking, rather, yelling; he scanned the room and found a paper and pen.
'Can you help me with the box?' Sasuke scribbled on the crumbled piece of paper.
'Wat box?' Itachi scribbled over the paper.
'What is 'Wat'?' Sasuke asked over the paper. Apparently, he can't understand msn language.
''Wat' is what.' Was Itachi's seemingly dumb reply.
Seeing no point in continuing their conversation, Sasuke went the hard way. He decided to just drag his dumb (in a sense) brother out of the room. Pondering over why they didn't off the music instead of passing notes.
Human brain works interestingly.
---Later that night---
"So you just want me to fix you computer." Itachi sneered, eyeing at Sasuke with a belittling glint in his eyes.
Sasuke just nodded. So this box is known as computer, God knows what that is.
"What's the problem? Watched too much animes that caused it to break? Serve you right."
Sasuke grunted indignantly under his breath. Why do I to take the blame for Sasu?
"What's the problem? Move your ass so I can check." Itachi shoved the stiff Sasuke out of the way. He successfully turned on the computer with no problems at all.
"So you just made me go all the way from my room to yours just to on the computer for you." Itachi said in a monotone, fake anger present in his tone.
Sasuke "Hn"ed and said nothing much. Itachi ruffled Sasuke's hair and walked out of Sasuke's room.
Itachi sighed as he approached the never-ending flight of stairs. Why does his house has to be this huge. And why does his room have to be on the third storey? And why does Sasuke's room have to be situated in the second storey? And why in the first place Sasuke can't just on the damn computer himself?
Itachi stopped procrastinating as he set foot on the first step on the stairs.
Sasuke faced his computer warily. This is his first time coming in contact with such thing. It never hurts to be wary. The computer screen lighted to life as it showed a picture of Sasuke himself and Naruto in a warm embrace, with all the mouth and tongue action.
The next thing he knew, Sasuke can't take his eyes off the wallpaper.
Of course, he noticed the little words on top of their picture: SasuNaru ftw.
And of course, he doesn't understand the meaning of 'ftw' but he wasn't that dumb to not understand 'SasuNaru.'
"Hn. I'm the seme, as expected."
He goggled at the picture for a good 5 minutes. Then, he felt something wet on his side of the mouth. Instincts kicked in and Sasuke reached for the unknown liquid dribbling down the side of his mouth.
Drool.
Sasuke stared in shock at his hands, no, the liquid in his hand. Goddamn, that was so hot.
Back to his real mission, Sasuke tore open his back and rummaged through the pile of book to find his 'Websites for Dummies.'
Ignoring the title which he doesn't adore as much as Naru, Sasuke fumbled through the pages to find the website he wanted.
"YouTube…" Sasuke muttered as he searched for the keys on his motherboard. An array of pictures and links instantly appeared. Sasuke checked under the "Recommended for You" section and found out another familiar word.
SasuNaru.
Being the not-so-curious type, Sasuke still found it difficult to resist the temptations. Clicking on the link, Sasuke found himself groping at the hardcore doujinshi where he and Naruto engaged in a hot and intensive anal intercourse.
Sasuke's lower region stirred; his pants tightened. Feeling the obvious bugle in the junction between his legs, Sasuke rushed to his toilet, thankful that his room was soundproof. Meaning that he could make all the noise he wanted during his release, blessed that person who designed his room.
He hastily unbuckled his pants and let it dropped to his ankles. Sasuke nearly ripped off his boxers to reveal his harden and throbbing manhood.
"Whoa god…" Sasuke hissed.
He sat on his toilet bowl, watching his erection sprang free from the confines of his pants. Pornographic images of him and Naruto was flowing in his mind as he pumped his engorged flesh while he screamed Naruto's name.
"Sasu… ha… you closet pervert..." Sasuke panted between breaths before coming to his high.
"Ah...Chooo!" Sasu sneezed loudly in the face of Madara. For the countless times in life, Madara was glad that he had a mask. Meanwhile Sasu rubbed his nose boyishly and resumed training. He was sure that someone was talking about him behind his back.
Someone must be slandering the quintessential me behind my back, they are just jealous of me. Hehe. Sasu thought gleefully.
"Nah. They must be complaining on how much a closet pervert you are." Madara grunted. With that annoying crackle coming from the near to useless Sasu, minding reading wasn't that much of a difficult skill.
Sasu scowled as he grabbed his kunai and resumed his training. He was never a closet pervert. He was an upright, twisted, super pervert of SasuNaru who was on a par with Jiraiya except that Jiraiya was straight. He was actually quite proud of his pastime; which consists of watching SasuNaru on YouTube since in this era; it was normally girls who adore it. Sasu was proud to be an exception. People labeled Sasu as sissy, but he labeled himself as extraordinary. One of the things in his list of things-to-do-before-I-die is to watch every single SasuNaru doujinshi, amv and tribute on YouTube.
After an hour of training which could have easily been a year worth, Sasu tumbled down in fatigue and exhaustion. Sasu had never been an athletic person, and of course, that's a minus in being a ninja. Sasu persevered anyway; he had never sweated this much in his life. Being a ninja is tough, that's undeniable, but being a trainee ninja under Madara is hell.
Reason is simple: Madara is a Spartan, no, that would be too kind. He's Satan.
"Why are you so terribly weak?" Madara blamed sardonically. "After 3 weeks of training this is all you can do?" Madara locked his brows, a vein twitching out of his temple.
"I'm sorry for not being a genius, Uchiha." Sasu rebutted scornfully. Anyway, Itachi the great personally said himself that the world can't contain many geniuses. By any chance had Sasu said that and Madara heard it, Sasu could jolly well kiss his ass goodbye.
Yet, without a doubt, Sasu had been doing excellently well in the past three weeks. Perhaps it was due to the fact that people learns extremely fast when their life is on the line(1). Another than mastering the basic, like replacement and bushin, Sasu also picked up the kage bushin no jutsu. But unlike Naruto and Sasuke, who has a huge reserve of chakra, Sasu only has a slightly more than average chakra, thus his limit is two kage bushins. But Sasu's exceptional chakra control had made up for his lack of chakra, and his control for chakra is most likely better than Sakura and of course, Sasuke.
This is a secret Madara had to keep at all cost to prevent the inane egotism from rising and proclaiming to the world that he was the most quintessential form of all humans.
However, the inane wasn't actually totally dumb. He, of course, noticed his fantastic chakra control and kept bugging the masked one to praise him for it. How mature.
"Say, I'm better at chakra control than the real Sasuke, right?" Sasu crawled up to Madara, prying for more information. Madara awkwardly turned his head to avoid indulging anymore information before his envision really comes true.
"Why are you so set on making me praising you?"
"Because…" Sasu said solemnly as he lowered his head. "For most parts on my life, I've always been and object of ridicule. From my peers, and even my teachers and family members. Even if they praised me, it was just out of spite. So I wanted someone to praise me truly for doing something right. "
Sasu lightened up immediately after emoing, not wanting Madara to discover his weaker side. He had always put up a front. Making everything light and happy, he wasn't intending on reveal this side of him. But whenever at the mention of praising, he would always carry a little more hope, yet it was again repeatedly mercilessly crushed but the others.
Madara wondered how hard these seemingly fool and joker worked hard to get people to acknowledge him. In a certain way, he is similar to Naruto.
Changing the subject, Sasu targeted for another question.
"Madara-san, can you show me what's you face is like under that mask?"
Madara jumped slightly, seriously, out of the many questions, he wasn't expecting this.
"Why?" Madara asked out of genuine curiously.
"Because, Kishi-sensei never really showed your face! It was only this part of your face he drew." Sasu eyes brightened up with innocence that could not have belonged to an obsessed SasuNaru fan as he drew the small corner on Madara's mask which was exposed to public.
Oh my goodness, Sasu looked so cute! If only he was a girl… Madara shook that thought away immediately. Even though their personalities were different, their looks were exactly the same. Nonetheless Sasuke was seme 100% no doubt hands down; Sasu was the perfect uke material. After the first two living examples in front of him, Madara was really tempted to take a walk through all the dimensions to see if all the Sasukes were gays.
"Okay…" Madara pondered as he took out his mask in the face of an anticipating Sasu. "But… there are times where there is another mask hidden under a mask."
Sasu slumped in defeat as Madara took out his orange mask to reveal another orange mask under his face and he saw Madara's eyes shaped into this shape: ^-^.
"You masked people are all the same! Kakashi-sensei did the same thing before!" Sasu pointed at Madara indignantly before he went ad nauseam on his theory about masked people twisted characteristics of cheating innocent and naïve people feeling.
When Sasu finally came to a stop, Madara retorted. "You should really know when to shut your trap. You're a disgrace to all Sasukes, ya know?" It was in fact, meant as a joke, but Sasu took it seriously and went to a corner to sulk and grow mushrooms (2).
"It's… a joke…" Madara cooed dryly, regretted what he said immediately after seeing that Sasu in his depressed mode, but he's adorable when he sulked.
"Really?" Sasu eyes lightened up. "Do you apologize like this when you irritated Sasuke?"
"No, Sasuke normally don't give a damn about the unimportant things I said."
"Yeah, very Sasuke." Sasu giggled.
Then, amidst the laughter, a clattering sound of a kunai could be heard. The whole atmosphere turned into a dead silence. Said Akatsuki leader spun his head to see the intruder, his guards to the max and ready to kill. Sasu followed Madara's head to the source of the sound.
Everything happened in a flash. A blonde basking in the familiar red chakra emerged from the shadows. He went on fours and he turned to an animal.
A fox.
In less than an instance, long, sharp canines protruded out of the blonde's teeth. His nails followed suit, and turned to deadly-looking claws. The ocean blue was no longer visible; it was replaced with a fiery red. The color of rage. Long ears and even longer tail of chakra materialized and enveloped the blonde body.
Before Sasu could even register that it was the demon fox cloak, Naruto let out an animalistic growl and leapt on Sasu with breakneck speed, pinning him onto the ground. With his strong hands, Naruto lifted up Sasu by his neck and slammed him to a tree as hard as he could manage, leading the victim into coughing out blood in the process. His iron grip tightened on Sasu's fragile neck and digs his claws into his neck, deep enough to draw blood. Sasu felt his neck constricting and all the air supply was being cut off while his internal organs felt being ruptured.
He was strangled.
"WHERE'S SASUKE?"Naruto hissed in a menace and dangerous tone as his grip tightened on Sasu's neck.
"Mhmm…" Sasu was choking and his face turned blue. Survival instincts took over and Sasu used his last ounce of strength trying to push the Kyuubi-Naruto away. He was indeed in a dangerous situation. His whole life is in jeopardy. Kyuubi-possessed Naruto could easily snap his neck into two like a twig. There's no reason for him not to resist unless he wanted to see Itachi and Jiraiya (ninja world ver.) that badly.
But the Kyuubi was just too strong.
"DON'T RESIST UNLESS YOU WANNA DIE…" Naruto growled lowly, his voice turned deeper and his hand clenched tighter on Sasu's neck. "NOW, WHERE IS SASUKE???!!!"
"Calm down." Madara said lowly, intonation showing nothing but seriousness. He forced Kyuubi-Naruto to look into his Sharingan eye. And the apoplectic Naruto clamed down considerably. As if on cue, his eyes returned to the former blue and his clutch loosened while Sasu slumped down on the floor, coughing as he welcomed the fresh flow of oxygen back to his lungs. Never in his life Sasu felt so frightened before, puke clogged his windpipe and before his knew it already travelled up his mouth and to the grass. He knew that Naruto was not that violent of a person… A thought hit Sasu… It was Sasuke.
Sasuke was the trigger to Naruto's rage.
"Breathe…" Madara patted Sasu's back gently as Sasu choked out the remains of the fertilizers for the plants.
"He's innocent." Madara stood up abruptly, crimson anger present in his equally crimson eyes.
Naruto lowered his head in guilt, the bangs covering his cerulean eyes. Through his bangs, Naruto noticed the bloodshot eyes of Sasu and his bloodied neck. Even though Sasu was nearly executed by Naruto, he was still guilty about impersonating Sasuke, thus he got receive the end of Naruto's anger and, of course, forgave him.
Detecting the guilt and forgiveness in Sasu's eyes didn't make Naruto felt less like a scumbag. Naruto really wanted to make up to Sasu, be it a punch on his face or a hit below the belt. Anything. As long as it'd not take his life. Naruto still needs it to find Sasuke.
Naruto approached Sasu slowly; he wanted to apologize for being an asshole. But he was stopped by the neglected person, Madara.
"Don't. You. Dare. Touch. Him." Madara emphasized on each word with caution and murderous intent. Ensuring Naruto of a not-so-sweet death if he dared to lay a hand on Sasu.
"I'm sorry. Really." Naruto whispered, loudly enough for the Uchihas to hear it.
"I'm sorry too, really am." Sasu replied hoarsely. "I lied. I knew exactly what is happening. All of it, the past, the present and the…" His voice trailed off. He couldn't bear himself to hurt the already battered soul of Naruto, thus the more he can't reveal the fact about a future with a hatred-consumed Sasuke.
"The amnesia…" Sasu continued. "is fake." Sasu shot a glance at Madara; the other gave him a nod, indicating him to continue.
"My real name is really Uchiha Sasuke, but people prefer to call me Sasu." Sasu tried to convince Naruto desperately, after he sensed a trace of doubt in his eyes when he said his real name.
"I came from another dimension and the real Sasuke is in my dimension right now. According to Madara." Sasu confessed eagerly. Naruto was convinced. The clear onyx eyes of Sasu told him that the guy wasn't lying. And the man who took away his beloved Sasuke from him was now right in front of him.
Anger.
Fury.
Rage.
Naruto was ready to kill Madara.
"If you kill me, you wouldn't be able to go over and find Sasuke. ^-^" Madara curved his lips up mockingly.
"I'll be kind and let you see Sasuke." Madara flashed in front of Naruto. "Since Tobi is a good boy. ^-^ "
That was the last thing Naruto heard before he blacked out.
A long light bulb flickered intermittently, occasionally dim, occasionally dark, in the long grey corridor-like maze. Everything here was sinister but beyond the lurking evil there lies something sad.
Solitude.
A dripping sound echoed throughout the maze.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
Madara stood in the centre of the long corridor-maze. He could feel water, rising up to his ankle. Madara shuts his eyes, letting the connection inside him to lead him the way. Instinctively, he made a turn to another end and eventually reaching his destination.
He gazed upon the imposing gates, looming high above him; the seal at eye level caused him to cringe by in pain. The other side of the gates was peaceful and serene but it was dark and lonely. Underneath the superficial evil and cruelty lies the subtle kindness that no human that could've lived long enough to witness it.
With only one exception.
All of a sudden, the air of tranquility gates changed when a pair of licorice reds shone beyond the dark, gloomy gates.
"…" The kitsune kept quiet, he knew this person but at the same time, he didn't.
"Kyuubi…" Madara muttered softly.
Unable to resist the love of his life, Madara easily slid past the big gaps between the gates. Now he faced his soul mate with a pained yet tender expression on his otherwise stoic face. He took down his mask slowly, not surprised to see a horrified and eye-widened Kyuubi.
"Madara…" the Kyuubi was gob smacked.
Said masked person smiled forlornly.
"So the person that was behind all this was you?" Kyuubi questioned Madara.
"You knew everything…" it was an understatement.
"Are you sure about this? Risking your life for just two little brats?" Kyuubi interrogated under the superficial furious, but it was genuine worry beneath it.
"It's not two, but four." Madara corrected. "I wouldn't have done this in the first place if I'm worried about dying. This is our first reunion after so many years; let's forget about all the questions, okay?"
Moments of silence before Kyuubi suddenly spoke.
"Be safe." Kyuubi begged.
"Yes, I will."
"And one last thing. I… forgive you." Kyuubi smiled slightly.
Madara stared eye-widened at the reddish-brown fox. He didn't expect him to let it go so easily. Madara had betrayed him, done hurtful things to him that was enough for the Kyuubi to hate him eternally. It was not forgivable. Yet……
Madara started to cry. A strangled sob escaped from his throat and wet liquid slid down from the corner of his eyes. The weakness that a ninja couldn't show but Madara broke down defenselessly right in front of Kyuubi.
Kyuubi wrapped his tail gently around Madara, letting the other man feel his warmth. The telepathy between the duos has never ceased, neither will it ever cease.
"Thank you. I love you, Tsukishiro. (3)" Madara whispered gently as he lay comfortably against Kyuubi's fur.
Even though Madara would like to stay longer with his love, he knew that he had no time to waste. He forced himself to tear away from the warmth of the fox, and performed a series of rituals, different from hand seals.
"I'd like to stay longer, but… there are things I have to do…" Madara explained, but at the same time guilty that he had left the Kyuubi again.
"It's okay." Kyuubi added with an understanding smile. "I'd been stuck here for like so long and it would be amusing to travel to another dimension while looking everything inside Naruto."
Madara cringed in pain at the mentioning of Kyuubi being stuck in Naruto. It was his fault after all; he was the cause of everything.
"Bye." Madara whispered.
"Bye."
Sasu was busy trying to wake the unconscious Naruto (on his lap) up. It was like Madara and Naruto both stood motionless then all of a sudden Naruto collapse. At first he thought that it was Tsukuyomi, but Madara seemed rather dazed too. So going along with his judgment, Sasu kept his focus in waking Naruto up then getting Madara out of the trance. Who knows what kind of weird technique will backfire and Sasu will be blamed for it again.
Then with a poof, a layer of smoke obscured Sasu range of vision. When the smoke slowly thinned out, the Naruto (on his lap) was somewhat different. The clothes are a familiar polo tee and baggy jeans, an uncommon sight in this dimension. Upon a closer inspection, Sasu yelped in surprise, causing the blonde to crash hard on his head and woke up.
"Ouch! Emm, Sasu? Why are you here?" the blonde in polo tee and baggy jeans smiled sheepishly whilst stroking the back of his head that's sore. "More importantly, what is this place?"
"Naru…" Sasu muttered under his breath. Damn they swapped!
(1) Adapted from Man. Allen is just so adorable. But Kanda is still the best! He's the hawtest!!! They made him strip every battle! ^6^ -nosebleed-
(2) Ouran High. I dunno wat it means but it seems like if you are depressed you grow mushrooms. Cos this is wat tamaki did when Haruhi father berated him. ^6^
(3) If you wanna noe wat happen between Kyuubi and Madara, check out my other fanfic, Story of A Past :D
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