Author's Note: Jiao-Jie and my kittens. So, a kitten with a chainsaw. WARNING! PURE CRAZINESS IS AHEAD! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

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Chapter 10: The Kitten's Siege of the North

Jiao-Jie walked down the long hallway in front of her. She had a clipboard and a laptop in her hands, and was SUPPOSED to be meeting Summer and Passion, but neither one was ANYWHERE nearby. Another thing, she was supposed to be meeting Jun later, and she knew for fact Jun and her would not get along.

Instantly another body slammed into her own with a thud! She lay on the ground gripping her head for the second time today. 'Why in the world does this keep happening to me?' Jiao-Jie thought. She looked up and saw Passion lying on the ground near her, also gripping her head. "Passion!" Jiao-Jie suddenly had a grin on her face. Passion looked up at her.

"Hey," Passion smiled back at her, "I think I was supposed to carry out a message to you. Fyre, rabid cats, meteorites, Azula killing people, Azula in love with kittens, diet food, overweight, bye." Passion instantly got up and ran off, leaving a confused Jiao-Jie on the floor behind her.

"Okay, thanks for the heads up." Jiao-Jie stood slowly and brushed herself off. She turned around thinking about the words Passion had told her. What in the world did she mean? They were random words that made no sense whatsoever. She turned the corner to see yet another hallway.

"LILY! Get off Azula's head!" Katara's voice cried. Jiao-Jie ran over to the door that the voice came from. She pressed her ear up against the door as Katara began to freak out again. "Sophie, the ceiling fan is not a toy! Zuko help me! OW!"

Jiao-Jie decided now was a better time than ever to come in and find out what was going on. She opened the door to see Katara hanging on a ceiling fan, Zuko and Aang running around trying to catch a kitten, and Azula with another kitten on her head. I guess now the 'Azula in love with kittens' made sense, sort of. "What in the world is going on?" Jiao-Jie screamed just loud enough for everyone to hear.

Azula looked around before grabbing the kitten on her head and setting it down on the floor, "I'm so out of here. I'm not doing ANOTHER chapter." She stood and brushed herself off before walking out the door.

"Let me guess, you want to do a chapter about something? You're too late! Azula just left, and the only big event without her is 'The Siege of the North'. Plus, Sokka and Yue aren't here, so ha!" Katara smirked. Jiao-Jie stared at her with wide eyes.

In a random turn of events, Sokka and Yue were walking through the hallway and walked into the room. Katara's face was priceless. Jiao-Jie laughed as Katara began to stammer, a lot.

"There you go Katara; we can do the 'Siege of the North' now! Thanks for the wonderful idea." Jiao-Jie said sarcastically. Katara began to bang her head up against the wall as Sokka and Yue looked at each other.

Sokka smiled randomly, "Hey guys! Um, who's this…person?" he pointed at Jiao-Jie, who growled angrily.

"I'm one of Fyre's friends, and I have her on speed dial. Don't make me call her." Jiao-Jie replied fiercely. Sokka shivered gently, thinking of the girl that he and Zuko had gotten restraining orders against. Don't even ask, okay?

Yue looked up puzzled, "Who's Fyre?"

Everyone stared at her in awe. Sokka's mouth was wide open, Jiao-Jie blinked several times, Zuko froze in place, and Katara and Aang were looking around as the awkward silence continued. Yue just stared at everyone else, as if she was a confused puppy, or something.

"You don't know how lucky you are, Yue." Sokka said slowly with a dry mouth.

Jiao-Jie flicked him in the eye, "Hey! Fyre's my penguin buddy! She might be as insane as Zuko's sister, and I think she's always on cactus juice, plus I don't know what she says half the time because she has her own dictionary or something…I lost my point. What was I talking about? I think it had something to do with root beer, but I could be wrong."

Sokka slapped his forehead, "How crazed Fyre is? I think Fyre invented root beer. How do they make that stuff anyways?"

"Guys!" Katara yelled. All heads turned to her. "We're getting off topic. Who cares about root beer?"

Zuko, Jiao-Jie, Sokka, and Aang raised their hands.

Jiao-Jie smiled as she looked at Katara and Yue, "I think you two are the only ones who don't want to talk about root beer. That stuff is like heaven. It's so brown, and fizzy, yet has no caffeine whatsoever. IT'S SO AMAZING!" Sokka and Zuko nodded.

"What's even better is root beer floats!" Aang chimed in, "Those are like, so awesome!"

Jiao-Jie began to drool, thinking about the wonderful thing. No one but Katara and Yue cared that they were getting off topic. In fact, everyone but them enjoyed this topic more. What was the other topic? Where were they? Can you believe it's not butter?

"I would RATHER be doing one of Fyre's chapters right now," Katara mumbled.

Jiao-Jie yanked out her laptop and plopped down on Aang's bed, "Great! Katara, you're up first." Katara groaned.

'What if I had beaten Zuko in our little fight?

A story about me and Yue bonding would be fun!

What if…'

"That's good! I have a lot of you guys to do and my fingers are already getting tired. I need ROOT BEER!" Jiao-Jie yelled randomly, "Yue!"

'What if I couldn't give my life back to the poor fish?

What if me and Sokka didn't like each other? That could be fun to write.'

Yue looked around, "Are we only allowed to do two?"

"Because there's like, thirty of you guys, yes. If you have more ideas contact me later." Jiao-Jie explained slowly, "Now that we got the boring people out of the way, it's time for my root beer friends! Zuko?"

'What if I had been killed by Zhao in the explosion?

What if I fought off Katara, Sokka, and Yue when they were trying to get Aang?

What if I kept fighting Zhao? What if I killed him?'

Jiao-Jie looked over at Zuko, "Dude that was four. Get back in line! Aang!"

'What if we didn't save Zuko? What if he died?

What if I hadn't been kidnapped by him?

What if I didn't kill Zhao?'

"Are you guys not getting the fact my fingers hurt and I need root beer? Anyways, Sokka? You got anything?" Jiao-Jie and all other heads turned to the corner of the room, where Sokka and Yue were making out. "Wow, really?" Jiao-Jie asked.

"Um, yeah. What if I wouldn't let Yue die, or if I never liked her, or, stuff." Sokka said quickly.

"In other words, what if you loved her so much you pushed Suki out of the picture, and what if you loved Suki so much you actually stuck to having one girlfriend." Jiao-Jie said sarcastically. Yue's eyes widened.

"Who's Suki?" she growled. She tackled Sokka to the ground, and then she was tackled by two kittens. Forgot about them, huh?

All heads, even the kittens, turned to face the door as it made a loud CREAK! Panakin walked slowly into the room and took in the situation quickly. It wasn't the weirdest thing she had seen today, after all.

"Jiao-Jie? Fyre's having a meeting. I found all the others…how did you end up with Lily and Sophie?" She said slowly. The kittens raced to her. "Come on, it looks like it's getting violent in here. Grab Lily, I'll get Sophie." With that, they left to go find Fyre. Oh joy.