Morgan: *skips back in and sits on the couch with Norway.* That was fun! I knew it'd be a good idea. I'm surprised France didn't molest : I know right?Lexi: Where are the other countries?
Italy: Ve~ They disappeared.
Moon: Seriously? *snaps and countries reappear* Guy, what the heck?
Russia: Sorry Moon. We got bored waiting for all of you so we went to a fair.
Torch: Where did you find a fair?
Belgium: I used the computer to look up if there are any close fairs.
Heaven: How'd you get there?
Switzerland: Dominic drove us.
Moon: He's not old enough to drive.
Liechtenstein: He drives like he does it all the time.
Misty: He does. Moon, this beginning is taking forever. I'm doing the stupid disclaimer. Moon doesn't own Hetalia. There.
Suki: I just realized…. I get to start this chapter with my reviews! I win!
I'm sorry about that, again. Just needed something to do. Happy New Year!
Moon: I just realized that even before this I said "I win!" a lot in school.
Moon: I do too. We win!
Suki: Yay!
Italy: Yay! Thanks! *hug*
Italy: You're welcome Suki.
Germany: Welcome~!
Germany: *nods*
Japan: Okay, okay.
Japan: Thank you…
America: How are you unsure if you got burned? I've heard fire can go though anything.
America: Oh, that… Yeah I got burned.
Canada: He came to my house every time he burned himself.
America: *throws arm around his brother* That's because you know how to treat them and Arthur lives to far away.
England: Don't call me that.
Kitty: England… It's your name.
Ireland and Scotland: He gets mad at us when we call him by his human name. He call us by ours when he's mad.
England: Just admitt you watch it! It will save us a lot of trouble!
England: I won't admit something that isn't true.
Sealand: It is true, you jerk!
Russia: Hmp. *sticks out tounge*
Russia: *shrugs, unaffected*
France: *mumble* Thank you.
France: *winks* Of course, mon cher.
Suki: *grumbles*
China: So you love Russia? Give him a kiss on the cheek. Don't worry I'll "distract" Belarus.
Suki: *begins distracting Belarus with pictures of Russia*
China: *looks for a second then nervously kisses Russia on the cheek. Russia then pulls her into a hug and when Belarus sees they run for their lives*
Spain: (Romano) Absolutely adorable!
Spain: Wasn't he?
Romano: You better not be talking about me.
Suki: Of course not, Romano. *winks at Spain*
Prussia: *pats back* Don't worry, I won't mention how much more awesome I am than you
Prussia: You are not!
Hungary and Ireland: She is.
Austria and Germany: I agree.
Prussia: Vest! Not cool, bro.
Romano: Yooooooouuuuuuuu shut up!
Romano: *glares* I won't.
Canada: Fine. Can I have a hug instead?
Canada: Yes. *hugs Suki*
Suki: *hugs* Thank you!
Hungary: I'm not trying to be mean. I don't hate you, don't even dislike you. I don't even know why you sometimes annoy me. It's strange.
Hungary: Um…
Austria: Because he seems to get in akward situations.
Austria: Do I really do that often?
Germany: Ya. You do.
Switzerland: *holds up camra* And I got it on flim~!
Switzerland: I. Hate. You.
Suki: Love you to Switzy.
Liechtenstein: So cute~! *pats head*
Liechtenstein: Thank you. You're very nice.
Poland: Could you help me find something to wear to a wedding~? (You guys should know which one~)
Poland: Totally! I have to help Moon too. She is hopeless.
Moon: *sighs and face-palms* Thanks Poland.
Lithuania: Just gotta live with it.
Lithuania: I guess so. *sighs and walks away to the kitchen.*
Lexi: He does know he doesn't have to wait on us right?
Dutch: I doubt it.
Sweden: Mkay
Sweden: *nods*
Moon: Sunny Day in February gave me an idea. Sweden, Netherlands, and Norway should start Emotionless Blank… uh I'm gonna say Expression Club. But Romano said Emotionless Blank Bastards Club.
Romano: That is something I'd say…
Sweden, Netherlands, and Norway: *looks between at each other.*
Moon: Oh and have Belarus as their mascot. Hahaha! She writes the best story ever!
Finland: But it can get a bit cold. Those elf costumes aren't very thick.
Finland: I know. I'm sorry about that.
Sealand: *wisper* He doesn't suspect a thing
Sealand: I sure hope so.
Suki: Trust me. I gotcha.
Greece: It's fine. You're just kinda heavy.
Greece: *pats Suki's head and yawns before going back to sleep*
Turkey: Lazy bum.
Greece: *wakes up to hit Turkey*
Norway: Whatever
Norway: Same…
Denmark: Give Norge a brotherly hug
Denmark: *grins and hugs Norway*
Norway: *pushes off* Don't touch me.
Iceland: What's strange about that? You're awesome!
Iceland: Thank you then.
Suki: Duh.
See you next time Moon updates!
Countries: But you're right here!
Dominic: Uh-
Suki: Don't bother Domie.
Kuroi: Hey, a familiar reviewer. She changed her name to blue-anime-luver.
ello! blueneko4 here, changed my pen name!
Spain: i am goanna need my axe back but can you give Romano a litle kisu? i know how much you want too~
Hostesses: Hey blueneko4!
Spain: I thought I gave the axe back? Oh, I get to kiss my Roma again. Thank you. *kisses Romano*
Romano: *blushes*
Italy: Ve~ fratello, you're blushing.
Romano: Shut up!
England: have you forgiven America about the whole revolutionary war thing?
England: I have.
America: *smiles and hugs England*
Russia: please, i am begging you to prove to America that you are better!
Russia: I already know I am better. America is a stubborn child who will never admit when people are better.
America: I am not a child!
Russia: Da, you are. You are yelling like one.
America: i love you but you need your a** kicked, bro. stop being a damn child and prove to the world who you really are. that means show them you are intelligent and not some dumba**!
America: *staring wide-eyed* I… I, uh…. well…. I…
Japan: That was a bit harsh. America-san? *waves hand in front of his face* I do believe that he is in shock.
England: *shakes America* America. America! Are you okay?
America: *shakes head and blinks at England* I… Well, I'll be right back. *runs out of room*
Torch: I think you broke the hero.
Hungary: can i please have a copy of all your SpainXRomano, USUK, and ItalyXGermany yaoi?
Hungary: Of course dear! They are my easiest ones to get. *sends copies*
Kitty: Wait… How is it easy for you to get USUK?
Hungary: Oh I have Ireland for that.
Ireland: *grins and high-fives Hungary* You guys don't realize all the helpers Hungary has.
that's all once again, sorry if I am such a pest, just can't help but love Truth or Dares. my friends and i are actually having a T or D war, do you have an good dares? that aren't bad
~nya!
Hostesses: *look between each other* That aren't bad?
Dominic: Hey Moon. I think that girl you liked is back. Her new name is Pychopathic Robot 9.
I'm baaaaaaaaaaack~...well,I changed my name so now I'm pychopathic robot 9.I used to be julia0000000009,but whatever.
Hostesses:Thank you sooooooo much!That we the highlight of my day,reading the responses!
Anyway,I hope you all got what you wanted for Christmas!
On to the dares!
First,I want Sealand and Lilly to kiss!They are soooo cute together!
Moon: Liechtenstein is Lilly right? I hope so. Sealand kiss Liechtenstein.
Sealand: *blushes and kisses Lilly's cheek*
Kitty: Hmmm… I wonder if they would be a good couple. I'll have to ponder that.
England, I am very dreadfully sorry that I was mean to you multiple times like American git-face.
England: You are forgiven.
Bad Touch: Whenevr I'm texting my friend,she will randomly text "THE BAD TOUCH TRIO RAPES YOU!"And we both just act French sometimes.
Bad Touch: What are you implying?
Other Countries: You are rapists. It's not complicated.
Turkey:I hate you. Greece rocks and you suck.
Turkey: Not true! I am better than that stupid Greece.
Moon: You are not!
Suki: Greece is awesome.
Heaven: Be cool dude.
Greece: *smirks at Turkey.*
Kitty: Greece FTW.
America,I dare you to run around with underwear on your head screaming "I'M CANADIAN!"
Canada: Oh please don't.
Torch: America is still depressed. I'm gonna go talk to him. Iggy! Dutch! Come with me. *drags both into the room with America.*
HERP DERP MAPLE~I don't know I'm just random like that.
Thanks again! You guys rock!
Kuroi: You rock!
Lexi: Review again!
Misty: Wow… another new girl. Name is apptrullyfan6
*blushes* hello this might be f- *friends fall from the sky* WHAT THE SOUP?
Ehem anyway
JAPAN! *glomps* YOUR SO ADORABLE AND YOUR SO SWEET AND SMART CAN I HAVE YOU AUTOGRAPH?
Japan: T-this isn't proper though!
Kitty: My god just sign the paper!
Japan: *reluctantly signs paper*
Heaven: You and your proper issues.
Canada can you hug America?
Canada: Maybe when he's feeling better.
Germany kiss Italy in front of Romano and Prussia! :D
Germany: *rubs head* Fine. *kisses Italy when Romano and Prussia are looking*
Romano: STUPID POTATO BASTARD! DON'T TOUCH MY BROTHER!
Prussia: Way to go Vest! Get some.
Hungary: *hits Prussia with frying pan*
Romano um here *gives tomato*
Romano: *eats* Thanks.
Moon: *looks at Spain and throws him a tomato.*
Friends: YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI!
Me: alright alright!
Japan I dare you to be locked in a closet with Greece
Kitty and Morgan: *push Greece and Japan in the closet.*
Lexi: Good idea, but you need to be more specific or else things might not happen.
Moon: I like your friends.
Hungary: Me too!
Me: *red faced* there!
Friends: WAAAHOOO!
Well we're going now bye
Torch: *walks back in with Dutch at her side; America and England are walking behind them* Yo! Hey, don't forget to review again.
Prussia: America, bro, are you okay.
America: *nods* Yeah. I'm fine. Don't worry about it.
Dutch: I'm glad we got back in time for my review.
I GOT A TABLET FOR CHRISTMAS! *does happy dance*
Dares:
Germany: ...go make out with Italy...
Hungary: It's official. You need rooms *cough with cameras cough* for these dares.
Moon: Good idea. *creates room and shoves Germany and Italy in.* Now don't think you don't still have to make out. We'll know if you do or not.
Germany: Vhat? Ho- *doors is shut and locked*
Moon: THE NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE FAILED! THE VAMPS DIDN'T SPARKLE! D: the wolfies did go shirtless though, so it's only half fail...and by the way...I'm part angel...I think... :/ I was a few centuries ago at least -_-'
Moon: I do wish they had done the sparkling thing better.
Dominic: An angel centuries ago? Moon is that why the king said she looked familiar?
Misty: Speaking of the king. You have to go to the council meeting tonight Moon.
Moon: Crap. I hate those meetings. Treat me like a kid. I'm the princess and they are rude to me!
France: ...I have decided to glomp you every chapter and only let go when you have a dare, so... *glomp*
France: That is fine with me. *hands rose*
Everyone that ever made fun of Germany because of potatoes: *throws a sack of potatoes at their heads* POTATOES!
Everyone that was hit: Dude! That hurt!
Dutch: That's the point! *pulls Japan and Greece out of closet.* I need Japan.
Yeah...random mood... *grins* means random dares...
Japan: walk on your hands for the next 2 chapters!
Japan: Um… *gets on his hands.*
Moon: really Dutch?
Dutch: Hey, I warned you of the random dares.
China: lick a lollipop and put it in Greece's hair
China: I guess I can, aru. *is given lollipop* So like this. *licks lollipop and sticks it in Greece's hair.*
Greece: *stirring in sleep. He groans and pulls the lollipop out of his hair.*
Prussia: tell Russia crickets are awesommer than both you (Prussia) and him (Russia) *checks for loopholes* no loopholes found by me...
Prussia: Crap. Hey Russia. Uh, crickets are awesomer than you and me.
Russia: Da, crickets are great.
Prussia: Uh… O_O
England: poke france
England: Whatever. *pokes France*
Okay bye! (Imma say bye wether you like it or not!)
Moon: fine. Say Bye.
Morgan: 2 has returned.
*squees* Thanks Germany! *glomps him*
Spain: Thanks! Now...please Kiss Belgium :D and would you play Feliz Navidad for me?
Spain: Belgium. You aren't going to get mad at me are you.
Belgium: Of course not. *gets kissed by Spain*
Spain: Now, Feliz Navidad? Sure, love, I can play it. *begins playing Feliz Navidad.*
Kitty: *points* He's good.
Japan: *smiles* thanks! I didn't think you'd do it! XD anyways...thanks!
Japan: You are welcome.
Romano: I dare you not to call Germany names for one chapter!
Romano: Do you know how hard that is?
Morgan: You still have to do it.
America: Hey dude! Please call Canada the hero!
America: Hahaha! My bro is the hero because, well, he's my bro!
Ok bye! thanks :D
Hostesses: Bye!
Countries (not all): Save us!
Kuroi: Next review from Hamsterzlife.
U-um hi, I would like to r-request a few dares..
1) Americest makeout
Moon: NO AMERICEST! NO GERMANCEST! I hate those.
Canada and America: Thank you.
2)FrUk makeout
France: Okay.
England: Stay away frog! *gets kissed by France.*
Morgan and Moon: The FrUK! It burns!
America: *glares and punches France in the face*
3) Germancest makeout (My OTPs)
Moon: again no.
4) Prussia, admit your are UNAWESOME
Prussia: What is with you people and claiming I am not awesome? *sighs* Fine. I am Unawesome.
5) Spain and Austria run around in your underpants singing "Barbie Girl"
Austria: What kind of dare is this?
Torch: The kind that you have to do. *setting up cameras with other hostesses*
Spain: I don't know that song. *Morgan whispers the lyrics in his ear and he starts laughing* That is such a weird song!
Kuroi: So *starts camera* Go!
Moon: *snaps and Austria and Spain are in their underwear.*
Hiya Barbie
Hi Ken!
You wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in!
Ha ha ha ha
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock 'n' roll, feel the glamor and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours, ooh ooh ooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
[- From . -]
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
If you say I'm always yours
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ah ah ah, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well, Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!
Everyone else: *dying of laughter.*
Spain: That was embarrassing.
Austria: Humiliating.
Heaven: It was funny is what it was. Hmm. Geez another review. Name is DragonRiderEmily.
I WANNA PARTICIPATE! (as in, here are some dares)
England: Use your magic to give me wolf ears and a wolf tail! Please? (p.s. everyone says I'm just like you. hmm...)
England: Sure, why not? *uses his magic wand to give her the ears and tail of a wolf.*
Russia: Give me your pipe so I can hit France
Russia: Da. *hands pipe*
France: DIE PERVERT DIE
France: *Emily poofs in and starts hitting France with the pipe* Please….stop….hitting…me!
Austria: Make me better at piano so I can be better than my big brother
Austria: *grabs her hand before she hits France again* Come with me. *pulls her to the room with the piano.*
America: YOU MUST WATCH MY LITTLE PONY
America: What is with you people and My Little Pony? *leaves unwillingly to watch*
Moon: I don't get it either. Seriously, guys, explain it to me!
Last one! (Torch, hold back Belarus for this one.)
Russia: Will you go on a date with me? *blushes*
Torch: What? *grip slips off Belarus, but she grabs her again* No! Rochu!
China: I really don't have a problem with it.
Russia: I suppose so then. *goes to get Emily from Austria.*
Torch: *frowns*
Moon: Paula Onuma is next.
Name: Momoko Sui
Likes: Candy, PASTA!,yaoi,yaoi,yaoi,and yaoi (did I mention yaoi?)
Dislikes: France (Narrows eyes at him)
Appearence: long, purple hair reach to my waist, a blue shirt with a black tang-top inside, with and black leggings with blue flats on my feet
Personality: Happy,fun-loving,and patient
Species: Human!
Dares:
(1) Greece, go kiss Japan. On the LIPS
Moon: Just as I said in the chapter before, Everyone who wants to join PM everything. Now go ahead Greece.
Greece: *smiles and kisses Japan*
Japan: *blushes*
(2) America, go in a closet with Canada and make out ^_^
The brothers: Nope. Moon said no.
Moon: Look girls, I hate to say no to dares but I think the whole brotherly yaoi stuff is too weird.
(3) France, (Uck!) go in a closet with England and make-out with him.
America: No!
England: I'd rather take a punishment.
Morgan: Suit yourself. Russia.
Russia: *evil aura* kolkolkolkolkol *is behind England with the pipe. Hits him over the head and knocks him out*
Questions:
(1) China, put your hair down. It so pretty!
China: I will, aru. By the way, that's a dare. *puts hair down*
(2) Italy, open your beautiful eyes.
Italy: Ve~ Sure. *opens eyes*
Kitty: The apocalypse is coming!
(3) Romano, if you can go one day without being all rude, you can a tomato.
Romano: *groans* I can try. I won't promise anything.
Boo-bye!
Hostesses: Review again!
Misty: Well the next one is a treat for Dutch. Her name is chipsivanna.
MOON-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! DO CHUU REMEMBER ME ?
*the mario voice* IT'S A ME VA ! XD dares:
DUTCH- hiii nee-chan
Moon: Of course I remember you.
Dutch: Va! Hey sis!
america- go kiss iggy^^
America: *laughs* we have to do this a lot.
England: *grumbles* you're tell me- *gets cut off by America kissing him and it then turns into a make out.*
Hungary: *video taping* Room Moon?
Moon: Oh yeah. Kitty, push them in.
Kitty: Kay! *pushes America and England into one of the rooms with cameras.*
romano- make out with spain
Spain: *grins and pulls a tomato-looking Romano into one of the rooms*
Romano: Cut it out! L-let g- *is cut off by a closing door.*
veneciano- :3 hiiii* insert mr popo pedo face here*
Italy: Ah! Doitsu! Doitsu! *hides behind Germany*
Germany: Is it necessary to scare him?
MEXICO RULES SUCKERS !
VA: CRAP I ENTERED IN MY MEXICAN WOPDELO RUDE MODE TT^TT more dares
germany- do you now christmas trees were originataed were chu live ?
Mexico: I do rule!
Moon: Mexico get out!
Mexico: *runs out*
America: *walks out of room with Iggy* Was that Mexico?
Morgan: Yeah.
America: She is still trying to get into my house!
Lexi: Oh calm down Al.
Germany: I did.
well now i dont know more dares to do
Dutch: That's okay sis! Review again when you have more!
Kuroi: You're in luck Moon. Only one more review. From OneGirlStudio.
It is alright~ I do not mind deary~ *pats on head* SO ONTO THE TORTURE - I mean Dares ^ ^:
Austria~ what are you on about EVERYTHING'S wrong with me XD! *coughs* So next dare~ You must hug Prussia until the end of this chapter. Penalty = you having to wear the maid dress from higurahsi no naku koro ni. With fake boobs. Why? Because I am evil... wait, on second thought... you must do both! *evil laugh*
Austria: *looks at Moon* Death penalty an option?
Moon: Uh, if you insist. *snaps for Russia*
Russia: kolkolkolkolkolkolkol. *hits Austria with lead pipe, causing a fountain of blood from his head.
Torch: He has to stay like that till the end.
Moon: Fine.
Prussia! Who do you want to marry then? *pouts* It's Canada isn't it~~~! Che, but your too late. He belongs to France sir awesome... *evil purple crazed Franada fangirl aura*
Moon: *evil Prucan fangirl aura* I do not support this!
Misty: She's lying. She does Franada when she wants Prussia. But she says, as the authoress, she shouldn't have a love interest.
Prussia: So am I too late or not?
Moon: No.
France and Prussia: *glaring contest*
Canada: *blushes*
England: Do you need a hug~? I think you do~ ^ ^ If so you must hug Ally~ and yes. Yes I did just call my him MALE country Ally. Deal with it. *serious face* Then kiss him on the forehead.
England: Um okay? *hugs "Ally" and kisses his forehead*
America: *blushes*
Suki: America had a uke moment!
Norway~ You must not I REAPET YOU MUSTN'T KILL HONG KONG FOR WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO! (oh come on, it's still rated T! Honestly~ you all think so lowly of me~ ^ 3 ^)
Norway: *glares at Hong Kong*
Iceland: Go on a ~romantic~ date to the amusement park with Hong Kong then kiss him under the fireworks. This is not an option either
Iceland: So it's not an option.
Heaven: Apparently not. Now go on your date.
Iceland and Hong Kong: *forced out to the date*
Moon: Dutch, Kitty, go keep an eye on them for me.
Dutch and Kitty: On it Moon! *grab cameras and run after Hong Kong and Iceland*
Italy~ Awww... I think you need a hug Ita-chan~ come're~ *hugs* there, there honey~ even if he ISN't Holy Rome you still have Germany anyway ~ ^ ^
Italy: But now I have Germany, who said he is Holy Rome, so it's like having both! *hugs Studio then Germany*
Oh China, China, China *tuts* I will be inadvertally becoming one with you as well since you will also become one with Mother Russia~ ^ J ^!
China: When did I agree to this, aru?
Russia: *grins*
You will ALL accept it in time...
O.G. Studio~
P.S. I LOVE YOU ALL~~ =DDD
Everyone else: *gulps*
Morgan: Ha that's it.
Suki: Took you forever to get this done huh?
Moon: Yes!
Torch: Eh, well at least you're done.
Lexi: And now you can relax.
Moon: I'm sick. I feel like crap.
Kuroi: Aw, well we're sorry, Moon.
Heaven: Hope you get well soon!
Moon: Thanks. Countries, say bye.
Countries: Bye! Oh and Help us!