Chicken Soup for the Immortal soul
By: Chibi-Kyo-Chan
WARNING: This is absolutely random in every sense of the word! It will most likely melt your brain and you will never look at our beloved twilight characters the same way EVER again.
"I hate vampires." Jacob sighed as he leaned against his motorcycle trying to look as badass as possible. Vampires ruined his life, and the only way he saw to recitify it was with women...lots and lots of women.
Just then a girl who kind of looked like Bella walked by. He stared a bit before shaking his head and clearing his thoughts.
"Hey!" he screamed as he ran after her.
The girl looked over her shoulder to see who yelled at her and seeing a strange man jogging to catch up with her, She sensed the danger that he was an extreme weirdo and with out another thought she started to sprint off, silently praying she still had mace in her car.
"WAIT!!! I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME!!!!"
A/N:::EDIT:: lol. This was so random. does anyone remember the part in breaking dawn where Jacob goes out to basically pick up chicks to get over Bella?
This is kindof where this idea came from.
R+R Flames are welcomed ;3