[Taeyeon - 9:56 AM] Hey, why did you leave?
[Tiffany - 10:12 AM] Hey, sorry Tae.
[Tiffany - 10:12 AM] Jessie called.
[Tiffany - 10:12 AM] Our kitchen just burned down.
[Taeyeon - 10:13 AM] What? 😨
[Taeyeon - 10:13 AM] Are you two okay?
[Tiffany - 10:13 AM] Yeah. Thankfully, no one got hurt.
[Taeyeon - 10:13 AM] How did that happen?
[Tiffany - 10:13 AM] Apparently, an error with the air conditioning system.
[Tiffany - 10:13 AM] That explains why we got the apartment so cheap 😕
[Taeyeon - 10:14 AM] Why didn't you wake me when you left?
[Tiffany - 10:13 AM] You looked so peaceful and cute so I didn't want to wake you up.
[Tiffany - 10:13 AM] Especially after last night 😏
[Taeyeon - 10:14 AM] It was actually more embarrassing than I thought it would be.
[Tiffany - 10:14 AM] Oh, I would love to see you embarrassed more often from now on.
[Taeyeon - 10:14 AM] That would take some time to get used to 😅
[Tiffany - 10:14 AM] Don't worry about it 😊 whenever you're comfortable with it.
[Taeyeon - 10:15 AM] Thanks, that's more assuring than you think 🙂
[Tiffany - 10:15 AM] Though I wouldn't mind if you keep taking the lead for a while.
[Taeyeon - 10:15 AM] Horny much?
[Tiffany - 10:15 AM] I keep remembering the moment you climaxed every five minutes, you were so cute and hot I just can't help it.
[Taeyeon - 10:15 AM] I don't know if I should feel embarrassed or turned on.
[Tiffany - 10:15 AM] Try both 😉
[Taeyeon - 10:15 AM] Is this conversation going anywhere other than sexting?
[Tiffany - 10:16 AM] Probably not.
[Taeyeon - 10:16 AM] Then let's get into it, shall we?
[Tiffany - 10:16 AM] Oh give me all you've got, tiger.
[Taeyeon - 10:16 AM] Actually I prefer lions, just saying.
[Tiffany - 10:16 AM] Oh for god's sake Taeyeon!
[Taeyeon - 9:24 PM] Hey.
[Tiffany - 9:39 PM] Hi 😀
[Taeyeon - 9:40 PM] I wanna see you.
[Tiffany - 9:40 PM] Like, right now?
[Taeyeon - 9:40 PM] Yeah.
[Taeyeon - 9:40 PM] Is now not a good time?
[Tiffany - 9:40 PM] Nope, I'm free.
[Taeyeon - 9:40 PM] Great.
[Taeyeon - 9:41 PM] Can you meet me at the Han river?
[Tiffany - 9:41 PM] Yeah, I will be there in 15.
Tiffany closed her phone with a frown on her face.
Even through text, Tiffany could sense that there is something wrong with Taeyeon. She's not being her usual dorky and fun self. Something is definitely wrong.
With a frown on her face, Tiffany grabbed her stuff and put them in her pockets because ain't nobody got time to choose a purse when mother fucking Kim Taeyeon is waiting for you. She didn't forget to apply her lipstick, though.
Upon arriving at the Han river, Tiffany spotted Taeyeon's Porsche and Taeyeon standing there leaning on it in the same cool manner she's always doing.
"Hey!" Tiffany approached energetically and immediately interlocked her arm with Taeyeon's who's hand is resting inside of her hoodie.
Surprised by the sudden approach, Taeyeon looked at Tiffany wide-eyed but immediately smiled a little when she saw that it was Tiffany, "Hi." She said calmly, "Thanks for coming."
"No problem, I was only watching Netflix anyways." Tiffany shrugged and pulled Taeyeon away from her car to walk in which Taeyeon happily walked alongside Tiffany, also appreciating the skinship Tiffany is offering by interlocking their arms.
"What about Jessica?" Taeyeon asked, again concerned by Tiffany's best friend's opinion.
"She's at a party as always." Tiffany shrugged again.
"She sure loves partying."
Taeyeon is honestly surprised by the fact that Jessica is a party girl. After meeting her and conversing with her for a couple of hours, she doesn't seem like that type of girl. Sure she's fun and all but she doesn't seem like someone who would prefer that scene. If Taeyeon didn't know, she would have assumed that Tiffany was the party girl and Jessica is the Netflix 'n' chill girl.
That just teaches her not to judge a book by its cover.
"Never mind Jessie. What's up with you?" Tiffany looked at Taeyeon, trying to figure out what mood she's in.
"Me?" Taeyeon's face was actually not giving away what she's feeling at all which frustrated Tiffany a little bit.
She was never a person who could read through people.
"Let's just say that seeing you makes me very happy." Taeyeon gave Tiffany a really genuine smile from the bottom of her heart.
"Really?" Tiffany asked, feeling her heart quicken a bit.
"Well, duh." Taeyeon gave a suggestive look that assured Tiffany that whatever is wrong with Taeyeon, her presence is definitely helping get her better.
"That's...really sweet of you to say," Tiffany said with a certain gleam in her eyes.
"It's just the truth." Taeyeon shrugged as if what she just said wasn't a big deal.
Tightening her hold on Taeyeon's arm, Tiffany looked at her cute little face with fondness. Oh how much she likes this shorty here.
"Taeyeon?" She looked at the ground and called softly.
"Yeah?" Taeyeon who's also looking at the ground, watching their footsteps match, also responded softly.
"I really really really like you." Tiffany chuckled at the end of her sentence in embarrassment.
"Well Tiffany Hwang. I really really really like you, too." Taeyeon responded with a chuckle of her own, "Like...really really like you."
Tiffany giggled at that and just when she was about to open her mouth and respond to that, a girl who looked like a teenager passed by them and said, "Fuck you and your happiness."
Both Taeyeon and Tiffany stopped walking and looked back at the girl who continued walking as if she did not say anything. On the other hand, Taeyeon and Tiffany looked at each other in surprise, remembering a previous conversation they had over text, Tiffany's pet peeves was about couples and it ended with Taeyeon saying screw them and their happiness, and Tiffany strongly agreeing with that.
And now they are in that position when they're the one's who are cursed at for being a happily dating couple. To their faces nonetheless.
"I don't know about you but I would call that an achievement unlocked," Taeyeon said, still wide-eyed.
"I don't disagree with that." Tiffany nodded with the same expression on her face.
A moment of meaningful silence of appreciation passed by.
"Wanna eat some street food?" Taeyeon asked excitedly, completely reverting back to her dorky and fun self.
"Sure!" Tiffany who's happy to see that, nodded and pulled Taeyeon to continue walking.
Like a happy dating couple.
...
[Tiffany - 8:13 PM] Hey Tae?
[Taeyeon - 8:17 PM] Yeah?
[Tiffany - 8:17 PM] I'm bored.
[Tiffany - 8:17 PM] Entertain me.
[Taeyeon - 8:17 PM] Why of course your highness.
[Taeyeon - 8:17 PM] It would be my pleasure to entertain you.
[Taeyeon - 8:18 PM] In more ways than one, if you know what I mean 😉
[Tiffany - 8:18 PM] T.O.M is here.
[Taeyeon - 8:18 PM] Who the fuck is Tom? 😐
[Tiffany - 8:19 PM] The bitch is back.
[Taeyeon - 8:19 PM] I'm gonna assume that's Jessica?
[Taeyeon - 8:19 PM] Is Tom her boyfriend?
[Tiffany - 8:20 PM] I'm riding the cotton pony.
[Taeyeon - 8:20 PM] ?
[Tiffany - 8:21 PM] I'm surfing the crimson wave.
[Taeyeon - 8:21 PM] Tiffany, I'm so sorry for asking this, but
[Taeyeon - 8:21 PM] Are you stoned?
[Tiffany - 8:21 PM] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAEYEON I'M ON MY PERIOD.
[Taeyeon - 8:22 PM] I don't see how that has to do with anything.
[Tiffany - 8:22 PM] Taeyeon, you are so...😓
[Taeyeon - 8:23 PM] Wait
[Taeyeon - 8:23 PM] It all just came to me.
[Tiffany - 8:24 PM] Well thank god for that 😐
[Taeyeon - 8:24 PM] I feel so stupid right now 😳
[Taeyeon - 8:24 PM] I just disrespected all women.
[Tiffany - 8:24 PM] You sure did.
[Taeyeon - 8:24 PM] I'm such an idiot.
[Tiffany - 8:24 PM] You sure are.
[Taeyeon - 8:24 PM] I deserve to die.
[Tiffany - 8:25 PM] Yeah, let's not go that far.
[Taeyeon - 8:25 PM] Okay, sorry.
[Tiffany - 8:25 PM] So? Entertain me then.
[Taeyeon - 8:25 PM] Your wish is my command mistress.
[Tiffany - 8:25 PM] Fuck that's hot.
[Tiffany - 8:25 PM] I TOLD YOU I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD
[Tiffany - 8:26 PM] DON'T GET ME TURNED ON AND SHIT.
[Taeyeon - 8:27 PM] Okay...I will just try not to fuck up anymore.
[Taeyeon - 8:27 PM] Here are some pictures of synchronized swimmers I keep on my phone just for fun.
[Tiffany - 8:27 PM] But synchronized swimming is beautiful.
[Taeyeon - 8:27 PM] Well, think again.
[Taeyeon - 8:28 PM]
[Taeyeon - 8:28 PM]
[Taeyeon - 8:28 PM]
[Tiffany - 8:29 PM] Oh my fucking god, what the fuck?! 😂
[Taeyeon - 8:33 PM] Tiffany?
[Tiffany - 8:34 PM] I'm so sorry I have been laughing for 5 minutes uncontrollably 😂
[Tiffany - 8:34 PM] My tears are coming out and my ovaries are raging because of laughter.
[Taeyeon - 8:35 PM] Okay, calm down, you're hurting yourself.
[Tiffany - 8:35 PM] Shut up bitch, let me live my god damn life.
[Taeyeon - 8:35 PM] Okay Tiffany, I don't know who you think you are.
[Tiffany - 8:35 PM] Yes? 🔫
[Taeyeon - 8:35 PM] But if you think it's someone sexy, then okay 😐
[Tiffany - 8:36 PM] Good girl.
[Taeyeon - 8:36 PM] Thank you, mistress, 😇
[Tiffany - 8:36 PM] I was going to send you a picture of my tits but you just fucked it up.
[Tiffany - 8:36 PM] Good job in turning on a girl who doesn't want to be turned on.
[Tiffany - 8:36 PM] My uterus is trying to punch me in the face right now.
[Taeyeon - 8:37 PM] NO
[Taeyeon - 8:37 PM] TIFFANY PLEASE SEND IT
[Taeyeon - 8:37 PM] PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
[Taeyeon - 8:37 PM] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE
[Taeyeon - 8:37 PM] TIFFANY DON'T BE CRUEL
[Taeyeon - 8:37 PM] OH COME ON I AT LEAST MADE YOU LAUGH
[Tiffany - 8:38 PM] Stop using the caps lock and I might consider it.
[Taeyeon - 8:38 PM] Will you please send me that picture?
[Tiffany - 8:38 PM] Fine.
[Tiffany - 8:38 PM] Since you lifted up my mood, although increased my pain, I will send it regardless.
[Taeyeon - 8:38 PM] FUCK YES!
[Tiffany - 8:38 PM] Caps lock.
[Taeyeon - 8:39 PM] Sorry.
[Tiffany - 8:39 PM] -NSFW pic sent-
[Taeyeon - 8:40 PM] Fuck!
[Taeyeon - 8:40 PM] You're so hot you could melt the homes of polar bears.
[Taeyeon - 8:40 PM] But I know you wouldn't do that.
[Taeyeon - 8:40 PM] And even if you did, the polar bears would understand.
[Taeyeon - 8:41 PM] That was a lie.
[Taeyeon - 8:41 PM] The polar bears would be very upset.
[Tiffany - 8:42 PM] I don't know if I should be flattered or scared.
[Tiffany - 9:02 PM] Hey Taeyeon.
[Tiffany - 9:02 PM] What are you doing?
[Taeyeon - 9:02 PM]
[Tiffany - 9:03 PM] Ah, I see...
[Tiffany - 9:03 PM] But you can't come, can you?
[Taeyeon - 9:03 PM] Nope.
[Tiffany - 9:03 PM] I think I figured out why you can't come
[Taeyeon - 9:04 PM] Enlighten me then.
[Tiffany - 9:04 PM] Say please?
[Taeyeon - 9:04 PM] Please~?
[Tiffany - 9:04 PM] Good girl.
[Taeyeon - 9:04 PM] 😇
[Tiffany - 9:05 PM] It's either because you need someone who's actually good at it or, you just need to be drunk.
[Taeyeon - 9:05 PM] I will stick with I need someone good at it theory for my own health thank you very much 😐
[Tiffany - 9:05 PM] I mean, I'm still a beginner so It was a miracle I was even able to bring you to orgasm.
[Tiffany - 9:05 PM] I'm willing to practice more if you volunteer to be the tester 😉
[Taeyeon - 9:05 PM] I would surely love to do that.
[Taeyeon - 9:05 PM] Just not now.
[Tiffany - 9:06 PM] Coward.
[Taeyeon - 9:06 PM] Yeah...
[Tiffany - 9:06 PM] Chicken.
[Taeyeon - 9:06 PM] Yeah...
[Tiffany - 9:06 PM] Wimp.
[Taeyeon - 9:06 PM] Yeah...
[Tiffany - 9:06 PM] Weakling.
[Taeyeon - 9:06 PM] Yeah...
[Tiffany - 9:07 PM] Baby.
[Taeyeon - 9:07 PM] I...wouldn't go that far if I were you.
[Tiffany - 9:07 PM] And why is that?
[Taeyeon - 9:07 PM] Because I can most certainly show you that I'm in fact NOT A baby.
[Tiffany - 9:07 PM] Oh yeah?
[Tiffany - 9:07 PM] And how exactly are you going to show that? 😏
[Tiffany - 9:07 PM] With your adorable 5-year-old face? 😂
[Taeyeon - 9:08 PM] Well, you'll just have to wait for next time.
[Taeyeon - 9:08 PM] Until then, keep your secret hole nice and juicy for me, okay?
[Tiffany - 9:08 PM] FUCK YOU
[Tiffany - 9:08 PM] I TOLD YOU TO NOT FUCKING TURN ME ON AND YOU FUCKING DO IT FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME!
[Taeyeon - 9:08 PM] That's a lot of fucks in one sentence 😜
[Tiffany - 9:08 PM] After all that, THIS is what you care about?
[Taeyeon - 9:08 PM] YuP.
[Tiffany - 9:09 PM] I just realized how incredibly dirty minded you are.
[Taeyeon - 9:09 PM] Welcome to the mind of Kim Taeyeon.
[Taeyeon - 9:09 PM] Viewer discretion is advised.
[Tiffany - 9:10 PM] Challange fucking accepted.