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Edward jerked his arm free from the desperate grip of the woman, trying to save her from what would mostly likely be a painful death at the hands of Bella.
"Sweetie, let me explain," Edward said softly, holding his hand out toward his loving girlfriend.
"Do I need to pee on you again to keep these bitches away?" Bella hissed. Edward wished he had a moment to just stare at his girlfriend in all her black leather-clad glory, but if he didn't diffuse the situation soon, fur would fly.
"I don't think another golden shower will solve anything," Edward teased.
A/N: How the hell could I follow those last two epic chapters? With pee jokes of course. :-)
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MR