It's not what you think!
Thanks for reading the last chapter you guys ROCK!! Now then this chapter is going to be funny well that's what my cousin said hey Believe it! Cousin's rock you can't live with them or without them. Now your not going to say I'm wrong cause I know I'm right! Alright in the last chapter everyone was fighting to get in the shower. Well they did nothing but watch tv after that hey it was a Saturday no one wants to work on a Saturday not even bad guys o and girls!
5:00 am!
Yumi just came out of the bathroom and walked into her room to find her roommate still sleeping.
"sigh" she walked over to the light switch and turned it on.
"AHH THE LIGHT IT BURNS TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF" Deidara was screaming under his covers. "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME! I SWEAR I DIDN'T EAT THE CAKE YUMI MADE YESTERDAY IT WAS TOBI AHHH!"
"what? Wait what Tobi ate my chocolate cake with chocolate chips on top with chocolate frosting!"
Yumi thought
What the Freak I can just easily escape from here easily I mean Itachi sleeps talk
Flashback in a thought
Itachi: Ah no mommy I didn't I swear it was the cookie monster ahh see he's chasing me with a chocolate chip cookie help help the chips it's horrible ahhh Thank you Sasuke you ate the cookie for me. Ahhh Sasuke turned into the cookie monster do something Yumi do something ahh he ate you
Flashback ends
See what I mean I know you people are reading this but how pathetic is this and don't even get me started about Tobi... I mean come on Tobi good boy ha never he is such a loser if I was leader of this place first person gone is Tobi! It's worst than the time I had to share a tent with Naruto
Flashback
Tent
Naruto: hm Ramen. He grabbed my arm and licked it eww
Naruto: Eww Ramen taste like chicken mmm chicken CHOMP
Yumi:OW Son of a. Btch! That hurted.
She picks up Naruto and the air bed and throws him in the near by lake
Morning
Naruto some where in the lake Naruto: Hm yawn what a beautiful morning ! AHHH HELP ME! I'M IN A LAKE IN MY PJ'S ON A AIRBED!
Flashback ends
"Hey Deidara it's me Yumi."
" WHAT EVER YOUR CAN BE MONKEY AND YOUR NAME CAN BE BANANAS FOR ALL I CARE TURN OFF THE LIGHT! IT BURNS"
"Ok fine sheesh I'm going to check out Itachi" she turns off the light switch and walks away.
Itachi's room
"Hey Itachi what's up? AHHH OMG EWW" closes door
"Now I'm scarred for life. No you don't want to know what just happened trust me!"
Well I guess I should just go watch tv .
Living Room
Tv is too small I wonder. PEIN!
Pein's room
She tip toes across Pein's bed
Hm this dude has a king sized bed not fair anyhow hey look another door.
She opens the door dramatic music Aleyua Aleyua Aleyau
OMG HE HAS A PLASMA TV FORGET SAI and DEIDARA I THINK I'M IN LOVE COME HERE BABY! She runs to hug the plasma and falls it's cardboard. BAM! She covers herself with her hands waiting for a storming Akutsuki leader ready to attack. Nothing
"Sigh"
"WHO"s THERE!?"
Oh no he's awake. She starts looking around and tries to hide behind a tree. Foot steps coming toward the door
Ok one thing to do! I'll regret this someday
(sexy femine voice Transforms into a hot looking lady!) "Oh hey I'm so sorry (holds finger on lip) I got lost and it was dark out and apparently I found this beautiful dry cave. So I'm just going to leave oppsy sorry."
Tries to run out of the room. Pein grabs her and throws her on the bed.
"If you wish to leave then you must love me first"
"WHAT! I mean honey don't you think that's a little harsh?"
"Nonsense." he was taking his shirt off he quickly climbed on top of her and started kissing her.
Eww help me!
He goes next to her ear.
"So Do you like this Tomiko"
"WTF You know it's me!" she said while Pein got off of her.
"Yes I knew it was you. Do you think I would be that stupid to let anyone enter my room without noticing?"
"Well yah." She watched as Pein put on his shirt back on.
"Well then tell me why are you here at.." he looked at the nearby clock
"at six in the morning?"
"Well, see I was bored and no one was awake so then I decided to go watch tv but the tv is only at 19 inch so then I wanted to see what you were doing? And I saw you sleeping so then I decided to look around." she said as she got off the bed and was half way out the door.
"You could've just asked you know."
"Huh? Are you serious dead serious"
"hm" he nodded and handed her the remote to the tv."
"Just go through that door and then to your left there is a switch and just turn it on." he looked at her lower side as she passed by him really quickly. She turned around and he looked at her in the eyes
"this is not a trap right?"
"Na go ahead." She goes into the room and quicky is attacked by a net. She dodged and since she didn't have her weapon pouch anymore (she never found ok.).
"hm yah right no traps yah thanks a lot leader! Hmf!" she crosses her arm! Great I'm suppose to cross to the other side without falling in that tunnel" Ok ha never." she goes back"
"So then you don't want to watched tv heh?"
"Na I'll rather mess with the other guys." she walks away.
"MUHAHAHAHA!" Pein clicked a button on the remote out pops the tv from a nearby table and in pops Yumi
"GOTCHA you thought that I would leave without watching tv ha wrong pass it here leader!"
"I don't have too you obey my rules."
"That's where your wrong if you look in the Akutsuki rule manual. It says that to become a full Akutsuki member you have to kill over 50 people and I have killed none so therefore it says I don't have to obey any commands of you HA!" she snatches the remote from Pein
"Since when did we have a rule manual?"
"Since like you made it which was a long time ago."
"Hmf what ever I bet your going to watch something stupid"
"AND NOW WE HAVE WRESTLEING COMEING UP!" (T.V)
10:00 am Everyone is awake (now the story gets a little serious.)
"Where's Yumi?" Deidara said while just watching t.v
"I really don't know where your MAIYUMI is at." Sasori was sitting next to him Deidara spilled out the soda he was drinking.
"WHAT! You know?!" he said still choking on the soda he spit out.
"I've been known that night the first time she came here you two were cuddling in the mess."
"You didn't tell anyone right?"
"No! Your my partner do you think I would do that."
"hello you snitched when I stole Zetzu lunch to set it free"
"hey the dude was going to eat me if alive if he didn't have his cat for lunch."
"Hm good point luckily he never found the cat."
"buy yet he ate the gerbil."
"yup now serious Mai... I mean Yumi where is she?"
Out comes Yumi out of Pein's room trying to figure out how to use the Akutsuki cloak Pein after
"Leader." Sasori said a little shaky
"Yumi!" Deidara spit out the soda he was drinking once more onto the tv and the tv exploded.
"Hey Deidara me and Pein here were having a good time. I mean that was funny!"
"You what!" he was going in to shock and thinking the wrong things.
"Deidara I think your girl is cheating on you." Sasori whispered to Deidara who apparently was still in shock and still thinking the wrong thing.
"It's true Yumi here showed me a move I never seen in my life."
"Huh!" Deidara was losing air
"it can't be that bad they could've not done or did they OMG!"
"And we have great news!" Yumi said finally putting on the Akutsuki cloak on the right way.
"Oh no they possibly going to get married have kids and put Tobi on fire wait a second though the fire thing isn't bad!"
"We're going to practice it every night to make sure he gets it in the right position! He really good at it and has a good side when he does it!"
Oh god they are trying to torture me! I know it what did I do to deserve this! Deidara was about to explode!
"So then I told him to try to take off the clothes and then try to make it easier!"
Sasori thought!
OMG do they have to tell everyone all this. Hm I wonder what is Itachi doing.
Itachi: zzzzzzz snore my cookie!
"Yes it is true I did try it and it work who would a thought she was so strong!" Pein added in
Deidara fainted backwards
"So then um Leader so I'll see you tonight to practice more wrestling!"
"Indeed!" he walks away. Sasori walks behind her leaving Deidara on the ground
"So then Yumi um my name is Sasori. So then you and Leader were wrestling right."
"yah we were I'm mean I taught him all I knew. Why? did you think something else was going on?"
"No, but then what about you and the cloak"
"Oh well then it's simple he wouldn't let me watch the tv so then I pulled out the manual."
"Wait we have a manual?"
"Yah so then after he learned that I wouldn't have to take orders from him he got pissed off and gave me the remote and then he gave me a cloak because like I took off mine and burned err lost it."
"Oh. Well then see you later."
Meanwhile Sasuke:
"Orochimaru it's been a couple of days since my sister disapeared where do you think she went."
"Listen my little Uchiha she'll be back I know it unless she wants her beloved Sai to live once more" Orochimaru was losing his patience if she didn't come back then his plan would be a foiled.
Back to the HQ
Itachi finally woke up and they are having a meeting. Now for a short while we're going script style.
Leader: Ok then our friend Orochimaru is looking for a missing Yumi
Itachi: You're not trying to send my sister back to that monster.
Sasori: We have to she is the only way we can get to Orochimaru and then we will get out complete revenge.
Yumi: I'm willing to do it. I have to just to bring Sai back to life I must.
(apparently Yumi totally forgot about her curse mark and how Orochimaru was injecting his so called chakra into her body.)
Leader: So then it shall be done. She leaves tomorrow Meeting adjured
Itachi thought: What is this court!
Living room
Deidara and Yumi were cuddling in the couch
"I totally love you Maiyumi but Pein what about him?"
She started giggling
"Deidara you thought that ... HA... No Leader and I were practicing wrestling he was being beaten up by me what did you think? I mean I told him to put his arm right next to my arm but he got it totally wrong. Oh you thought that I and Leader nooo ewww hell no!"
Itachi came down the hall
"Yumi do you have everything you need for tomorrow? "
"yah Itachi"
Yumi talking to you and yet thinking
You're probably wondering why I haven't killed him for killing my clan well simple I am not the avenger that would ruin the show and the story duh!
"Yah Itachi thanks I was just about to go to bed. Deidara you coming?"
"yah" he got off the coach and went to there room.
That's the end of the chapter funny or not it's wasn't it took me a while to come up with so then I was watching wrestling and it gave me an idea. Don't forget to Review! Thanks for reading. Oh wondering how does a girl like wrestling well simple your stuck in a school where they are all boys bummer heh! Yup!