I thank all of you who wanted to help out with the story! Your ideas are greatly appreciated and I will try to work them into the story! This is a long one, so lets jump right into it! Thanks again!!
Finals are done, and summer is here!! Time for swimming pools, road trips, heat, and Fan fics!! To make up for my absence, this is gonna be a long one! So lets jump right into it!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh GX, nor do I own Disney.
The group of friends walked out of Duel Academy and towards the Slifer Red Dorm. They were each excited about the new Bio-Bands that Pegasus and Chumley were working on for them.. The tournament was slowly drawing near and planning needed to be done. They all walked back wondering what Jaden had planned with a box full of weapons.
Atticus then stopped in front of the group. "This brawl is gonna go down soon. I think we should plan further. Who knows what's cooking in that big ass brain of his."
"I agree." Axel said, nodding.
"What'dya think we should do, Atticus?" Jesse asked.
"I know exactly what to do. You should all worry about your classes. I just need Jaden and Bastion… hey, where is Jaden?" Atticus said.
"He went back to the Red Dorm. Remember, the weapons?" Syrus responded.
Atticus slapped his forehead. "Oh yeah… fuck, he probably has that dorm locked up like a damn fortress! Who wants to go get…"
"I DO!!" Blair shouted. "I'll go get my Judai for you!"
"Ok… but be careful!" Atticus said.
"Oh please! My Judai wouldn't hurt ME!" Blair said with a bright smile.
Everybody looked at one another.
"Blair… don't go… seriously!" Hassleberry said. Zane held him back. "It's in fate's hands now." He said.
Blair walked along the way to the Red Dorm, happy because she was going to see her "Judai". Once she reached the area, she noticed large lumps sticking out of the ground.
"That's weird. Those weren't their before… could be giant ant holes. Don't want to step on them!" She said. So she skipped past the large lumps, not knowing that they were land mines! As she made it past the last lump, she walked the last ten steps to the Red Dorm, where Jaden was waiting inside. Blair walked until she notice something hit the ground by her foot.
"Huh? What was that?" She asked as she looked around. Noticing nothing was there, she shrugged it off and began walking again. As she walked another couple of steps, the ground on both sides of her was hit! Tiny dust clouds rose from where the ground was hit.
"What's going on?" She asked herself. She looked around again, but still saw nothing. "Weeeeeeeird…"
She continued to walk towards the dorm. However, this time, something whizzed just past her ear.
"Bugs… of course. One of the many great things about living on an island… with my Judai!!" She said. She began to swoon, dropping down to the ground. The minute she dropped, about twelve "bugs" as she called them, whizzed past, barely skimming the top of her head. They hit the lumps, resulting in a large explosion!!
Blair quickly stood up and turned around, seeing smoke rise from what was left of the ground.
"Someone's having a duel!" She said happily!! My little Judai would LOVE that!!"
"No… NO!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!!"
Jaden laid sprawled out across the roof of the house, struggling to hold back tears of frustration as he loaded a fresh clip into a T-48 Sniper Rifle. He gritted his teeth as he watched Blair approach his dorm room through the scope of the rifle.
"Fuckin' blue haired spawn of the devil… WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE!!"
Jaden fired more and more shots, but Blair managed to dodge them with the purest of luck. Sadly, anything was enough to make Blair move her head, dodging Jaden's shots.
"The fuckin LAND MINES didn't even stop her ass!! What the fuck, man!? WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Blair made it to the stairs, and arrived inside. Jaden's body went limp as he heard the footsteps of his oncoming stalker. How could one girl manage to turn one's life into complete hell? She somehow managed to dodge every single one of his shots. Blair had the luck of the flawless. Someone up in the heavens hated Jaden. Was he destined to be stalked by Blair for the rest of his life? He was about ready to cry. Then, suddenly, it hit him. The word played across his mind in gold. Jaden Yuki regained his composure. A sadistic grin crossed his face.
"The tanks…"
He climbed down off the roof and went back into his dorm. The moment he opened the door, it was like his body was a living magnet. Blair ran and jumped on him, hugging and kissing him.
"HI BABY!!" She shouted.
Jaden screamed at the top of his lungs. "GET OFF ME!! STOP IT!! GET THE FUCK OFF ME?! OH GOD SOMEONE GET THE JAWS OF LIFE!!"
With all his might, he pulled off Blair's death grip and shoved her on the ground.
"Did you miss me!?" Blair said, smiling up at him.
"NO!" Jaden shouted without hesitating. He quickly slammed the door, then ran over to the windows and made sure they were locked tight.
"Oh yeah, Atticus wants to see you. He says we have to plan for Disney in case they try something funny during the tournament." Blair said.
"I figured as much." Jaden said. He smiled and turned to Blair. "Wanna do me a favor?"
"ANYTHING FOR YOU HONEY!"
"Stay here and wait for me. If ANY of my friends come, DO NOT LET THEM IN HERE! Its gonna be just you and me!"
"Mmm! You're a bad boy, Judai… I LOVE IT!!"
"You have NO idea." Jaden said as he went into the box of weapons. He pulled out what looked like three metal helium tanks and positioned them around Blair. The tanks were gray and each of them had the bio-hazard symbol on them. He then looked at her. "Don't leave either. I'm serious. Wait here for me, no matter what happens."
"I wont!" Blair said, happily. "But can I have a kiss before you go?"
"Believe me… when I get back, You're gonna get kisses like you wouldn't believe!!" Jaden said.
"MMmmm!! OH BABY!!" Blair said with a grin.
"That's right bitch. The only thing I'm gonna be kissing is your dead, decaying corpse!! HAHAHAHA!!" Jaden thought. He quickly turned the valve on the first tank all the way and broke it off. He did the same with the last two tanks. Then he quickly put a gas mask on over his face and ran out the room. He made sure the door was locked tight, and the ran as fast as he could down the stairs and towards the Obelisk Blue Dorms, laughing evily the whole way!
Jaden arrived at Atticus' room in less than 10 minutes. He went inside to see him and Bastion in conversation. Atticus turned around to greet him.
"There you are. Should I call the cops now on your ass? I'm pretty sure you killed Blair, huh?" he joked.
"Yeah, and who's gonna save your asses from Disney if I'm in jail." Jaden laughed back. "So anyways, what's this about?"
"Well, we figure Disney has some tricks up their sleeves, so we needed some back up. You know, to level the field, as we say in Duel Monsters." Bastion said.
"Nice. So who did you guys have in mind?" Jaden asked.
"Well you wont like it too much." Atticus said.
"Our past protagonists." Bastion answered.
Jaden tilted his head. "Pro-tag-a-what?!" he said.
Bastion rolled his eyes. "Ok, let me say this in Jaden-language… our past villains!"
Jaden looked at Bastion as if he were crazy. Once he saw that he was serious, Jaden flipped Bastion off.
"Come on, man! You know deep down inside there's no other way!" Atticus said.
"God dammit! I thought when I put them in their places I never had to talk to them again!" Jaden said.
"Well we need their help! Now come on, before I go Nightshroud up in this bitch!" Atticus said.
"Whatever… fuckin' A!! Who's first?!" Jaden asked.
"Kagemaru." Bastion answered.
"You guys do realize I don't know any of their phone numbers." Jaden said.
"That's why I was snooping around Sheppard's office while Pegasus was demonstrating the new Bio-Bands." Atticus said. He held up a fancy looking notebook. "I managed to grab the school's registry!"
"… Fuckin' klepto." Jaden said.
"Whatever, shut the fuck up and dial this number." Atticus said as he pointed at Kagemaru's cell phone number.
Jaden took out his cell phone and dialed the number. The phone rang a couple times, til finally, loud rock music began to play. It went on for like a minute and a half, then it went down a little bit.
"Hey, this is Kagemaru. You know what to do."
The music then turned back up and played for another half a minute, then another voice came one.
"At the tone, please record your messege. When you are finished recording, you may hang up, or press 1 for more options. BEEP!"
"Wow… that was… interesting… anyways, hey Kagemaru, it's Jaden Yuki. Hit me back. Duel Academy is in another crisis again. Later." Jaden then hung up his phone. "He's not answering. Who's next?"
"Sartorius." Bastion said.
Jaden shuddered. "You have got to be kidding me."
"Nope. And It looks like he removed himself from the registry after you kicked his light lovin' ass." Atticus said.
"No problem… I've already found him. Right here in the phone book!" Bastion said.
"Sweetness! Dial that shit for me!" Jaden said, handing Bastion his phone. Bastion dialed the number, then handed the phone back to Jaden. The phone rang 4 times, then it went to the answering machine. Music and Sartorius' recorded song messege played:
"Believe it or not, Sartorius isn't at home, please leave a messege at the beep! I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone! Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!" BEEP!
"God dammit! What the fuck is up with these random ass recordings!! Anyways, motherfucker, this is Jaden! Call me back! I got something I need to…"
Suddenly the phone answered on the other line.
"What the FUCK do you want, Yuki!?" Sartorius shouted.
"Oh so you are home. What the hell where you doing that you couldn't answer? Jacking off?" Jaden asked.
"…How did you get my phone number?!" Sartorius asked.
"We looked your ass up in the Yellow Pages. Now we need to talk. Disney…"
"YELLOW PAGES?! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS PRINTED MY PHONE NUMBER IN THE GOD DAMN YELLOW PAGES?!"
"Or the white pages, I don't know, Bastion found you! Anyways, Duel Academy is in trouble and we need…"
"THOSE SONS OF BITCHES!! I WAS WONDERING WHY THOSE FUCKIN' TELEMARKETERS KEPT CALLING ME!!"
Sartorius then slammed the phone down.
"Hello?! HELLO? Sartorius?!" Jaden called. He looked at his cell phone and noticed it said "CALL ENDED". "FUCK! WE'RE O-2"
"Ok… we've got one person left. And you are NOT gonna like this one." Bastion said.
"Who?" Jaden asked.
"Yubel." Bastion said.
"Oh HELL no… HELL NO!! FUCK NO!! SUCK MY MUTHAFUCKIN ASS!!" Jaden said.
"Stop it!" Atticus said. "You hear me?! You stop that shit RIGHT NOW!! You KNOW the fate of the world depends on this! Swallow your damn pride and call Yubel!" Atticus said.
"Not on my damn phone! I've had to change my phone number like 12 times this year!! Give me yours, Bastion!" Jaden said.
"My ass!" Bastion said. "You're calling another dimension?! Do you know how much roaming charges are nowadays?! Are you gonna pay for this fuckin' call?!"
"Roaming charges?" Jaden asked. "You've got a sorry ass phone plan. You know that?!"
"I know that, fuck face!" Bastion said. "Besides, I don't want no psycho Duel Monsters calling me at all hours of the night looking for you!"
"HERE, USE MY PHONE!" Atticus said, handing Jaden his cell phone. Jaden and Bastion gave him a weird look.
"What?! Yubel is HOT for a Duel Monster! I'd hit that!" Atticus said, grinning.
"Something is terribly, TERRIBLY wrong with your fuckin head. SEEK HELP!" Jaden said. He dialed Yubel's phone number, then waited as it rang. After a couple rings, the phone was answered.
"Hello… You've reached the different dimension's HOTTEST all girl talk line! This is Yubella… and I want to make you HOT!! Just enter your credit card number and we can get this thing started…"
"What the fuck… YUBEL!?"
There was silence on the other line.
"YUBEL, IS THAT YOU!?"
"WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!"
"It's Jaden, you idiot!? What the fuck are you doing?! You're a phone sex operator now?!"
There was silence again on Yubel's side. "Call me back in like 2 minutes. AND YOU BETTER CALL ME TOO!!" The phone then hung up.
"Oh, that was SO hot!" Atticus said.
"Dude. Really. This is not the time." Jaden said.
"So, what exactly when on between the two of you?" Bastion asked.
"… I don't want to talk about it." Jaden said.
Jaden's phone began to ring. He looked over at it, scared. "What the hell?!" he picked it up and noticed the number. It was a long phone number. Right off the bat, he knew that it was from the different dimension.
"Son of a BITCH!! How did she get my damn phone number?!" Jaden said.
"Give her mine!" Atticus said.
"Would you shut the hell up!?" Jaden shouted at him. He answered the phone. "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?!"
"NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS!!" Yubel shouted back. "SO NOW YOU CALL ME?! AFTER HOW LONG, YOU FINALLY DECIDE TO CALL A BITCH?!"
"DON'T START WITH ME!! I TOLD YOU I'VE BEEN BUSY!!"
"BUSY DOING WHAT?! HUH?! TOO BUSY THAT YOU CANT PICK UP THE FUCKIN' PHONE AND SAY HI FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES?!"
"LOOK YOU PSYCHO!! EVERYTIME I DO CALL YOU AND TELL YOU I CANT BE ON LONG, YOU KEEP ME ON THE DAMN PHONE FOR LIKE 2 HOURS!! ITS BECAUSE OF YOU WHY I DON'T EVER CALL YOUR ASS!!"
"YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR!! OH MY GOD!!"
"LIKE I EVEN WANNA TALK TO YOUR ASS ANYWAYS!! AFTER YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH ONE OF MY DAMN FRIENDS!!"
"WHAT, YOU MEAN JESSE?! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I FOUND A DUELIST WHO CAN LAST LONGER THAN 15 SECONDS!!"
"BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT, YOU DEMONIC BITCH!! YOU'RE A STALKER, YOU'RE PYSCHO, AND I DON'T WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, YOU COCK EYED BITCH!! AND FOR THE RECORD, I CAN GO A HELL OF A LOT LONGER THAN 15 SECONDS!! YOU'RE JUST TOO DAMN BORING IN BED, SO YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY I EVEN GAVE YOU 15 SECONDS!!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I HATE YOU, JADEN!! I FUCKIN' HATE YOU!! YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!"
"RIGHT BACK AT'CHA!! IS THAT WHY YOU KEEP FUCKIN' CALLING ME, BEGGING FOR ME TO TAKE YOU BACK?! I DROPPED YOUR ASS FOR NEOS!! DEAL WITH IT!! MY DECK HAS NO ROOM FOR SKANK BITCHES!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! YOU IMMATURE PIECE OF SHIT!!"
"YOU DERANGED TRAMP!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Yubel crushed her phone out of pure anger, disconnecting the call.
Jaden calmly hung up his phone and put it away. He turned around to see Bastion, Atticus, and all the Obelisk Blue students on that floor staring at him.
"Yubel says shes busy and she wont be able to help us." Jaden said, smiling.
"Yeah, I'll bet!" Bastion said.
"You should have made sure she saved my number, Jay!" Atticus said.
"Believe me, you don't want that sadistic bitch on your jock, bro. Seriously." Jaden responded.
Syrus then ran into the room and looked around. "I missed another Jaden moment, didn't I?"
"Mm hmm!" Atticus and Bastion said.
"Dang. Anyways, you have to come quick, Jaden! They evacuated everyone in the Red Dorm!! They found some toxic gas in there!!" Syrus said.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" Jaden shouted as he busted through the door, running once again.
"Wait up!!" Syrus said in his whiny voice. "Why do you always run?!"
"This I gotta see!" Atticus said as he followed. "Me too!" Bastion said right behind him.
The boys ran until they arrived at the Slifer Red Dorms, where numerous red students were wrapped in blankets and various men in radiation suits sprayed the dorms down.
Jaden watched the scene grinning from ear to ear. "Bye bye, bitch!!" he thought.
Out of nowhere, Blair ran and jumped on our poor, unsuspecting hero. Jaden screamed as he realized what happened.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!! GHOOOOOOOOOOST!!" He shouted.
"I'm no ghost, baby! I'm alive! Luckily your room was so old that I fell through the floor and was about to get out before that toxic gas went off!" Blair said happily.
Jaden dropped to the ground, crying and pounding the ground.
"Better luck next time, Jay." Atticus said, smiling.
Poor Jaden was forever destined to be stalked by young Blair. It was enough to bring our hero down to his knees crying. Luck had once again saved her from Jaden's attempt at killing her.
Time slowly went by…
Before they knew it, it was the day before the Tournament. Everyone met at the docks, where the Kaiba Corporation supplied a plane to fly everyone to the site of the battle of the fate of the Earth… the Athena Coliseum.
Jaden, Syrus, Hassleberry, Chazz, Alexis, Atticus, Bastion, Blair, Jesse, Axel, Jim, Zane, and Aster approached the plain with their bags and began to put them inside. Alexis stayed by the baggage area to organize it so the doors shut properly. Jasmine, Mindy, Miss Fontaine, and a couple other teachers like Professor Satyr decided to go too!
Everyone boarded one by one and took their seats. Chancellor Sheppard sat in the pilot's area along with Crowler and Bonaparte. Jaden, feeling Blair's presence watching him, ran and took the first available seat: The one next to Jesse!
"Hey Jay! You ready to do this thang!?" Jesse asked.
"I've been waiting for this fight for the longest time! Let's kick some ass together!" Jaden said.
"HOO WEE!!" Jesse shouted as the two of them slapped five.
Jaden's happiness would only be short lived. Blair, who was sitting next to Miss Fontaine, turned around in her seat and began to stare lovingly at Jaden.
"You have GOT to be kidding me!!" Jaden said.
"Haha! Isn't that cute!?" Jesse laughed.
"That is NOT funny, Jess!" Jaden said. He quickly looked around and spotted Hassleberry and Syrus, who sat nearly at the back of the plane. Jaden jumped up and ran over to them.
"Hassleberry! You gotta do me a HUGE favor!! PLEASE switch seats with me!" Jaden asked.
"Sorry sarge! I just got comfortable!" Hassleberry said as he crossed his legs.
"Dude, this is a fuckin' code blue! CODE BLUE, DAMMIT!! The blue haired hell spawn is sitting right in front of me!! She keeps looking at me and its fuckin' creepy!! PLEASE!! Don't make me beg! I will get down on my knees RIGHT NOW!!" Jaden said, nearly tearing at the eyes.
"Ok, Ok! Just don't beg! I hate to see a grown man beg!" Hassleberry said as he got up and walked over to sit next to Jesse.
Jaden took the seat and let out a sigh of relieve. He turned to Syrus, who was reading a Duel Magazine article on Yugi Muto.
"Hey Sy! Whats up man? Whatcha readin'?" he asked.
Syrus lowered his magazine in an annoyed fashion. "OH, so now you wanna be all buddy-buddy with me!"
"HUH?" Jaden said.
"Yeah, I wanted to sit with you, and you ran over and plopped down next to Jesse! Or should I say, your NEW BEST FRIEND!!"
"Syrus, come on, don't tell me you're still going on about that…"
"YES I AM!!" Syrus said. "I ALWAYS BACK YOU UP, AND HOW DO YOU REPAY ME?! YOU OVER LOOK ME!! AND LOOK AT THIS!! IT TAKES YOU BEING HARRASSED BY A DAMN 8 YEAR OLD GIRL… OR HOWEVER OLD SHE IS, TO COME SIT WITH ME!!"
"Syrus, come on, man, it's not even like that…"
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! Leave me the hell alone! Go find some other stepping stone!!" Syrus then lifted his magazine over his face to purposely block his view of Jaden.
"Syrus, don't be like that… come on, don't ignore me! You know you'll always be my best friend! You're the first person I ever met at this school, remember?"
"FUCK YOU!" Syrus shouted.
"Come on… Come on!" Jaden said, in a seducing voice. "If you stop being so gloomy, I'll take you to Dairy Queen!"
Syrus was silent. He could feel his mouth water.
"You know you love that place! I'll buy your favorite… a large Oreo cookie Blizzard!!"
Syrus lowered his magazine again. "… and a box of Dilly Bars??"
"Mm Hmm!!" Jaden said.
"OK!!" Syrus said as he put his magazine down. "So how are you?!"
"Meh… you know… trying to kill Blair… only to have it backfire and send me into mass hysterics… how are you?!"
Back outside the plane, Alexis finished loading the bags into the baggage department. As she made sure it was closed, she noticed that she was the last person to board the plane… and of course, she realized that she had made a HUGE mistake: there was only one seat left. She began to cuss under her breath as she saw who was sitting next to the last unoccupied seat. Chazz shot her a perverted grin.
"Only one seat left, gorgeous!!" Chazz said as he patted empty seat next to him.
She shook her head and walked over to the seat. "Unbe-fuckin-lievable!"
She sat down and crossed her arms. Chazz, about to say something, was immediately stopped by Alexis.
"Don't talk to me… don't look at me… don't touch me… don't even BREATHE the same direction as me!! You break ANY of these rules and I will break your fuckin' NECK!!"
"Hey, sure, no problem!" Chazz said. He then pretended to yawn and stretch, purposely brushing his hand up Alexis' arm. Next he moved he leg onto hers and began to move it around, trying to make it look accidental. Alexis snapped and grabbed Chazz by the head and began to repeatedly bash it off the seat in front of his! Jim turned around to see what was going on.
"Aye, mate!! You guy a buncha damn 5 year olds?! Stop kicking my damn seat!" Jim said.
"Sorry." Alexis said with an attitude. She looked over at Bastion. "Hey Bastion! Switch seats with me! NOW!"
"Yes ma'am!" He said. He quickly got up and switched seats, fearing Alexis would brutally beat him next.
Chancellor Sheppard came into the seating area from the pilot cockpit to address everybody.
"OK my students! Tomorrow is the day of your big brawl! We're leaving early today because it's going to be a long flight, and I'm sure you all want to see the prestigious Athena Coliseum (because Ra knows I do!) so don't worry about dinner or hotel stay or anything like that… because it's all on Duel Academy!"
Everyone on board began to cheer.
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!" Jesse shouted.
"So for now, enjoy the flight!" Sheppard said. He turned around and went back into the cockpit. Shortly afterwards, the plane shot down the runway and began it's decent into the air! The GX team all looked out the windows Academy Island grew smaller and smaller into view. A voice suddenly came on the loudspeaker.
"Attention all passengers, we would like to thank you for choosing Kaiba Corp airlines! We understand you have you're choice in air travel, and we are so glad you chose to fly with us! At this time you are free to move around the vessel! Thank you and enjoy your flight!"
Everyone took the opportunity to move as classical music began to play after the attendant was done talking. The cast began to talk to one another, and Blair could be seen by Jim running by. A few seconds later, Jaden walked past him coming from the opposite way, with Blair tucked under his arms. He sat her down back in her seat, tied her up tight with her seat belt, then went back to his seat next to Syrus. Jim then looked over at Axel, who looked annoyed.
"What's wrong, mate? Air travel make you constipated or something?" he asked.
"Naw, man! Listen to this garbage!!" Axel said.
"Oh… the elevator music… I'm tryin' not to. It's putting me to sleep!" Jim replied.
Axel reached into one of his vest pockets and pulled out a CD. "I'm gonna go put some REAL music on, yo! Be right back." He then stood up and walked towards the cockpit.
"Good show, Axel… hey… where the fuck is Shirley?!" Jim said, looking around.
Axel walked in the cockpit, where the Pilot and Co-pilot were navigating the plane while trying to drown out Chancellor Sheppard's useless babbling. Crowler and Bonaparte were seen on enjoying their music.
"HEY! ARE YOU TWO RESPONCIBLE FOR THE BORING SHIT ON THE RADIO!?" Axel shouted.
"I BEG YOUR PARDON!" Crowler said.
"THIS, monsieur, is music for those with ELEGANT taste!" Bonaparte said.
"I never thought this was humanly possible, but this music both sucks AND blows at the same time!!" Axel said. He walked over to where the stereo was, (which was in between the pilot and co-pilot) and ejected the CD. He dropped it on the ground and stomped on it repeatedly.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Crowler screamed. "MY MIX TAPE!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LATE I WAS UP BURNING THAT CD?!"
Axel turned around. "I'm going to put some GOOD music on, yo. And if you even THINK of trying to change it…" He pulled out his gun-like Duel Disk. "Imma bust a card in yo' ass!! Feel me?!"
Crowler and Bonaparte grabbed each other out of fear. "Y-yes! YES! We… feel you…" Crowler said.
"Good." Axel said. As he walked back out to the seating area, he tossed the Vice Chancellors the CD Case. "Here. Read that… and don't break that shit! You know how expensive those damn jewel cases are?"
Axel returned to his seat next to Jim, then sat down. Within moment, loud gangsta rap music began to play. Everyone began looking around, shocked, but then went back to their conversation.
"What the fuck?!" Chazz said, looking around. "I think this just became Soul Plane!"
Crowler stormed out of the cockpit and towards Axel.
"WHAT?!" Axel said.
"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS?!"
"Damn straight I am!"
"THESE SONGS ARE INAPPROPRIATE!!"
"What the fuck is wrong with them?!"
"JUST LISTEN TO THE SONG TITLES!! Down with Da Bitches and Da Hoes! Shoot Da Teacher! Drive By Requiem! Everyone's Got Something to Hide Except Me and my Gat! Chug a 40! Bling Theme! I Just Went and Banged Your Bitch! … and Power in my Pants!?" Crowler shouted as he read the back of the CD case.
"OOOOOOHHHH SHIT!!" Axel shouted as he and Jim slapped five.
"I LOVE THAT SONG!! GO PUT IT ON!!" Jim said.
"You heard the man!" Axel said.
"I MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT!! THIS VILE CD IS COMIN OUT RIGHT NOW!!" Crowler shouted.
Axel pulled out his gun once again and began firing. Crowler ran off scared, shouting, "Just kidding!"
Suddenly the song changed, and Axel began to rap along with the lyrics. Jasmine and Mindy stood up and began freak dancing and singing the chorus lines, "HE'S GOT THE POWER… IN HIS PANTS!! HE'S GOT THE POWER… IN HIS PANTS!!"
Back at the Back of the plane, Jaden was reading a pamphlet on the Athena Coliseum. "Check this out, Sy! The Athena Coliseum is the only stadium that rivals the Kaiba Dome! Its so big because it hosts sporting events and Duel Monster Tournaments! Not only that, but it has 5 resturants, all of them 5 stars!! It serves Italian food, Mexican food, American Classic food, Chinese food, and Seafood! It also has it's own built in mall, AND the best part? It's own 30 story hotel! Complete with Swimming pools, free cable, a mini bar, and luxury suites!! This Stadium sounds SO BAD ASS!"
"I like kosher!!" Syrus said.
4 hours went by fast. Everyone was so psyched about the tournament (and the music) that they didn't notice the flight time.
"Attention all passengers! We will be slowly making our decent on the Athena Coliseum! Please take your seats, fasten your seatbelts, and prepare for landing! Once again, thank you for traveling Kaiba Corp Airlines! Please have a wonderful day!"
The GX team quickly scrambled back to their seats and put their seatbelts on. The plane began its decent down on one of the runway that lead to the coliseum. The GX Team admired the building that was the Athena Coliseum from out the windows. It was a giant, spherical building that seemed to go around for miles. The center of the coliseum had to be the arena where the fights took place. Hundreds of windows dotted the outside of the building, which everyone knew right off the bat that it was the hotel.
Once they plane touched down and came to a slow stop, the GX team all exited the plane one by one, and was given lays by the two flight attendants. Chazz, being Chazz, stopped in his tracks.
"Have you girls ever had a REAL lay from a…"
Chazz was shoved down the stairs of the plane by Alexis. He tumbled down and landed in front of Jaden and the others. They all laughed as he climbed back to his feet.
"Fuck you all." Chazz said.
Sheppard was the last person off the plane. He joined everybody on the airstrip.
"Is that everybody?" he asked.
"All present and accounted for." Crowler said.
"So what now?" Atticus asked.
"We should should register at the front desk." Bastion said.
"Well let's go before the close the registration!" Alexis said.
Everybody got their bags and followed the signs to the Athena Coliseum front desk. Once they arrived, they were given a warm greeting from the two receptionists.
"Hi! And welcome to the Athena Coliseum! Home of hot battles and cool treats! How can we help you all?" the girl said.
"Hi, we're the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, and we would like…"
"OH RIGHT!" The second girl said. "Remember the memo?" She said to her co-worker.
"Huh? OH… OH YEAH! Team Disney already took care of you're registration!"
The GX team looked at one another.
"They did?" Syrus asked.
"Sam Hill!" Hassleberry said.
The young girl turned and walked over to a large cabinet. She pulled out a handful of gold key cards and handed them to Chancellor Sheppard.
"These are you're VIP cards. They'll allow you to do whatever you want here! Free food, free shopping, free hotel stay… which Disney has you all booked in the Athena Suites."
"WHAT?!" Everyone said in unison.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" Jesse asked.
"Fuckin' SWEETNESS!!" Jaden said with a huge grin on his face.
"Thank you… but… why did Disney do this for us? Is it some kind of trap!?" Sheppard asked in a demanding voice.
"Well… they figured you would think that, so they told us to tell you, 'we want you to enjoy your last few hours of freedom, because after tomorrow's tournament, you all will be Disney's new bitches.'"
"Son of a monkey fuck…" Jaden said.
"WELL YOU TELL THOSE COCKY BASTARDS THAT THEY CAN KISS THE BALDEST PART OF MY HEAD!!" Sheppard shouted.
"Just makes me wanna beat that ass even more!" Chazz said.
"The bell hop will take you to you're rooms! Please enjoy your stay with us!" The receptionist said.
"Oh trust us… we plan on it!!" Atticus said.
And with that, the bell boy lead the GX team to the elevators, then took them to the 30th floor, which was where the suites were located. Once there, Sheppard handed everyone and since there were only 4 rooms that they were given, they had to break into groups of 5. Jaden, Syrus, Hassleberry, Chazz, and Jesse took one room. Atticus, Bastion, Aster, Jim, and Axel took the second room. Alexis, Blair, Jasmine, Mindy, and Miss Fontaine took the third room. And finally, Sheppard, Crowler, Bonaparte, Satyr, and Zane took the last one.
Once they were settled in, the GX cast painted the town in the coliseum. They ate at the restaurant, shopped, and the girls enjoyed the spa. Sheppard told them they could do whatever they wanted, but they had to meet back at his suite so they could all go to dinner together.
Jaden and Jesse went to the actual coliseum, where the tournament would be taking place.
"WOW!! THIS PLACE IS GINORMOUS!!" Jesse shouted.
"It would be SO kick ass to have a duel here!!" Jaden said.
They looked around as the seating area was bigger than anything they've seen before. The stage itself, where everything went down, was huge. It still had a Duel Monsters field, indicating that they haven't began to set up for the fateful fight yet.
"Oh shit! It's 7:55! Jay, we gotta get back so we can join everybody for dinner!" Jesse said.
"Your right! Lets roll!" Jaden said.
The boys ran out of the Coliseum and through the lobby, trying to get back to the suites. Suddenly they stopped in their tracks as they were greeted by two very familiar characters. Jaden grew angry, as well as Jesse.
"Well well well… would you look at what we have here!" Mickey said, standing next to Aladdin.
"Yeah… it's that lamp stealing asshole and his gay ass friend!" Aladdin said.
"Yeah, that's right. Did you ever find that dirty ass thing?" Jaden asked.
"I did. In your mom's asshole." Aladdin said with a grin.
"WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA?!" Jaden shouted as he attempted to charge Aladdin. Jesse held his arm out, holding him back.
"Jay, calm down… remember, we don't have our Bio-Bands yet!" He whispered. He then turned to Mickey and Aladdin. "As much as we would like to whoop both your happy Disney asses, we have a lunch date! We'll save it for tomorrow's fight!"
"Hahaha! Got a date, huh?" Mickey said. "Well, that's fine I guess… you can go… as soon as we give you a little… preview… of what to expect tomorrow!"
"You big eared son of a bitch! I should break my size 9 Slifer Red foot off in your fat ass!" Jaden said.
"Fat ass? Big ears? THAT is going to cost you, buddy!" Mickey said.
"The fuck are you gonna do, bitch!? I should just tear those ears off right now and use them as Frisbees! Or maybe a couple of ass warmers!!" Jaden laughed. He and Jesse began to laugh hysterically.
Mickey shook his head. "No more Mr. Nice Mouse." He said. He tore off his Organization 13 robe and was wearing the red shirt and pants that he wore in Kingdom Hearts. He then pulled out his Keyblade and charged at Jaden!
(NOTE: for those of you who are not familiar with Kingdom Hearts, a Keyblade is a gigantic key that is used as a sword. Weirdness like that could only have been created by Disney and Square Enix.)
Jaden gasped as he saw Mickey run at him at full speed. "HOLY MOTHER OF…"
Mickey began to beat Jaden with his Keyblade, unleashing a 12-hit combo, then jump kicked him in the face! Jaden flew backwards, bouncing off the ground and sliding down the hall.
"JADEN!!" Jesse shouted. He tried to run to his fallen friend, but Aladdin, using his speed and agility, ran after him and somersaulted right in front of him! Jesse stopped in his tracks and gasped. Wasting no time, Aladdin punched Jesse in the stomach! As soon as he went down to hold his stomach, Aladdin quickly uppercutted Jesse in the face. Not giving him time to fall backwards, Aladdin grabbed a handful of Jesse's hair, then threw him over his shoulders! Jesse flew a few feet in the air and clear through a gift shop window! Frightened customers and employees scattered as Jesse landed on a rack of tshirts, sending clothing flying everywhere!
Aladdin and Mickey began to laugh maniacally.
"So THIS is what Yu-Gi-Oh! GX is made of?!" Aladdin laughed.
"Might as well give up now!!" Mickey laughed. "See you tomorrow, boys! Oh and good luck! YOU'LL NEED IT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Jaden slowly climbed to his feet, with a VERY angry look on his face as his dialated vision saw Mickey and Aladdin walking away, laughing at him.
"S-st-stupid… ass… sons… of…"
X X X X X
Everyone gathered in Sheppard's room, hungry.
"Where the hell is Jaden and Jesse? I'm fuckin' hungry!" Atticus said.
"Did they get lost or something?" Syrus asked.
"Knowing them, I wouldn't be surprised!" Bastion said.
"Now now, everyone! Let's calm down! Maybe the boys lost track of time! After all, this place is big and wondrous!" Sheppard said.
"Bull shit! If they don't show up in like a minute, I say we leave their asses!!" Chazz shouted.
Zane started to leave the room. "I'll go look for them…"
Suddenly, everyone heard a what sounded like noises outside the door.
"What's that? Is that the bell hop?" Alexis asked.
The sounds were getting louder and louder. Finally, the door handle turned, and it began to slowly open. Jaden limped inside, holding Jesse up, who was barely conscience.
Everyone gasped in unison as they ran over to help Jaden and Jesse.
"JADEN!!" Syrus panicked.
"What happened to you? Are you boys ok?!" Sheppard asked.
"Haha! You two look like you both got hit by a bus or something." Aster laughed.
However, Jaden was in no mood to laugh. "FUCKIN' FAGGOT ASS ALADDIN AND THAT BITCH ASS MOUSE DID THIS TO US!!"
The GX Team gasped once again.
"Damn… they fucked you two UP!" Chazz said.
Miss Fontaine bagan to examine the boys. She smiled. "Arent you guys glad you brought me along?"
Alexis and Mindy began to pick glass out of Jesse's hair.
Jesse tried to talk. "We…h-have… t-to be… on our… t-toes… they…"
"Ssshh… don't talk, Jesse. You're hurt. Save you're strength." Fontaine said.
Looking at Jaden and Jesse, Team GX knew that Team Disney were not to be taken lightly. They would have to be on their toes for this one, as Jesse explained. Not feeling like going out anymore, Sheppard just ordered room service for everyone.
1pm. The tournament was scheduled to start at 1 in the afternoon. Team GX decided to go to sleep, for they knew that tomorrow would be more than just a fight for their lives… it was truly the battle for the world!
The next day… that fateful day finally arrived…
Everyone, even Jaden, was up early. They got their breakfast from room service again, then prepared themselves for the tournament. Crowler announced that Pegasus was already there and he would give them their Bio-Bands once they got to the locker room.
As the start of the tournament grew near, more and more people began showing up. Along with the ordinary folks, other 'special' people were showing up as well. Maybe these people had their own reasons for attending the tournament.
Among some of these people were various anime characters, various video game characters. The Justice League even made an appearance! CJ, a Blue Beret that served with Axel, was seen entering the building, as well as a few other ex Blue Berets. A young swordswoman named Aluka Kaiserin was also seen going inside, holding her trademark Flaming Sword of Doom! Even the cast of the original Yu-Gi-Oh were seen in the crowd!
Team GX arrived at the locker rooms, where security took them to their designated room.
"Ok, from this point on, fighters only are allowed in the locker rooms. The rest of you will have to take your seats in the arena." The guard said.
"Well… this is it. The moment we've all been waiting for. I believe that you all will prevail. I wish you the best of luck!" Sheppard said.
"Good luck my pupils! Show them what you are made of!" Crowler said.
Jaden gave his trademark pose. "You can count on us! When we're through with them, Disney wont know what hit them!"
With that, Sheppard, Bonaparte, Crowler, Fontaine, Satyr, Jasmine, and Mindy was escorted to their seats in the arena.
Jaden, Syrus, Bastion, Chazz, Hassleberry, Alexis, Blair, Zane, Aster, Atticus, Jesse, Jim, and Axel went inside the room. Pegasus and Chumley were waiting for them with a box.
"HEY!" Jaden said. Everyone ran over to them.
"Man, its sooo lichious (dammit! I forgot how to spell it!) to see you all again!" Chumley said, happily.
"Likewise! We've missed your big ass eating all our food!" Jaden said back.
"Good to see you, Chum!" Syrus said.
"Well it seems the big day has arrived!" Pegasus said. "Here are your Bio-Bands. As I explained before… all you have to do is insert your card that you want to use into the center, and you will have the powers of that monster."
"Oh this is going to be sooooo awesome!" Jesse said.
Pegasus and Chumley began handing out the Bio-Bands to everyone. Afterwards, they went through their decks and chose the card whos powers that they want to use.
"Which care are you gonna use, Bastion?" Alexis asked.
"Valkyrion the Magna Warrior. How about you, Lex?" Bastion replied.
"My Cyber Angel!" Alexis said.
Chazz pulled out VWXYZ Dragon Catapult. "The Chazz is ready to whoop some Disney ass now!!" he said.
There was a sudden knock on the door.
"Is it match time already?" Jesse asked.
"We still have like 10 minutes." Alexis said.
"Maybe they wanna start early?" Syrus asked.
"Those punks are in a hurry to get their happy asses kicked!" Hassleberry said.
Atticus walked over and opened the door. A girl suddenly ran inside and slammed the door. "Whew! Didn't think I'd ever lose security!" she said.
"I beg your pardon, but, who are you?" Bastion asked.
The girl looked over at Jaden. "There you are, bro!"
"BRO?!" Everyone said in a shocked tone.
"Fei! What's up?! I haven't seen you in like… forever!" He said as the two of them hugged.
"JADEN HAS A SISTER?!" Aster shouted in a shocked voice.
"Are you fuckin kidding me?!" Chazz shouted.
Jaden looked at them over Fei's shoulder. "YES I DO HAVE A SISTER! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT?!"
"I just came to wish you good luck, and I'll be rooting for all of you!" Fei said.
"Thanks! That means a lot!" Jaden said.
"AWWW!! I'M GOING TO HAVE A SISTER IN LAW!!" Blair said happily.
Fei looked over at her, then back to Jaden. "Um… bro… are you into younger girls…?" she said in a disturbed voice.
"No… FUCK NO! Don't pay any mind to that little shit stain!" Jaden said.
"Hey Fei!" Atticus said.
"Hey baby!" Fei said. She walked over and the two of them started making out.
"WHAT THE FUCK!? GET OFF MY SISTER YOU FUCKIN' PLAYBOY!!" Jaden shouted as he started to separate the two.
Before anything else could happen, there was another knock on the door. This was more of a pound.
"OPEN UP!! WE KNOW SHE'S IN THERE!!" shouted a voice from the door.
"Oh shit! They found me! GOTTA GO! GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!" Fei said. She quickly opened the door, then dove in between the legs of three security guards, then took off running down the halls.
"GET BACK HERE!!"
"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE FROM US!!"
Jaden watched as his sister disappeared around the corner. He shook his head. "That Fei… always getting into shit…"
He closed the door, then looked to see his team all staring at him. "… The fuck are you all lookin' at?"
"YOU have a sister?!" Syrus asked.
"YES I FUCKIN HAVE A SISTER!! WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT?! YOU HAVE A BROTHER, DON'T YOU?!" Jaden shouted.
Once again, there was a knock on the door. Jaden opened it, and saw two more security guards standing outside.
"Team GX? Match time. Please come with us." One of the guards said.
"Good luck everyone!" Chumley said.
"We'll stay here. I am NOT sitting in that crowded ass stadium!" Pegasus said. "I'll watch from the flat screen TV on the wall over here."
"Don't you want to check out all the MEN out there, sir?" Chumley laughed.
"Stuff it, koala boy!" Pegasus said back.
Team GX all left the locker room and followed the security guards to the arena.
In the main area, EVERYBODY was seated and was pysched about the fight. There were vendors selling various foods and merchandise, and the arena was all set for the fight. It was a large rectangular floor that stood a good five feet from the ground. A man wearing a flashy suit with the AC (Athena Coliseum) logo on his jacket entered the ring. He also wore black shades and he held a microphone.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… WELCOME TO THE ATHENA COLISEUM!!" He shouted. the crowd went ballistic with cheers and applauds. "I'M YOUR HOST… MC SHORTSTOP CLUE!! (that's right, I wanna be in the story too! Got a problem?!) AND TODAY IS A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!! BECAUSE IT'S BETWEEN A COMPANY KNOWN AROUND THE WORLD… WALT DISNEY!!"
In the stands, Sheppard looked around with his binoculars.
"Chancellor, we got good seats… why are you looking into the crowd?" Crowler asked.
"I'm trying to see if Disney is hiding somewhere… that damn brain…"
"AND TODAY… THEY ARE FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS OF AN ANIME THAT IS MOCKED BY YU-GI-OH FANS ALIKE… YU-GI-OH! GX!!" The crowd went crazy, but not as wild as they did when they heard the Disney name.
"SO THEN… WITHOUT FURTHER ADO… LET'S GET THIS PARTY STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRTEEEEDD!!"
The crowd went crazy again.
"PLEASE WELCOME, AN ANIME THAT DEBUTED ON OCTOBER 10TH OF 2005… TEAM GX!!"
The crowd cheered as the theme to the fourth season of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (in Japanese) played over the loud speakers, Precious Times, Glory Days. Team GX strutted out from the back and towards the ring. Jaden and Chazz fought for who would walk out first. Atticus majestically walked past them and lead the team to the front.
"AND THEIR OPPONENTS… A COMPANY THAT HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE OUR GRANDPARENT'S GRANDPARENTS… A TEAM THAT NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION… TEAM DISNEY!!"
The Mickey Mouse March began to play as Mickey Mouse and Aladdin lead the rest of Team Disney from the opposite side from the arena and towards the ring. The crowd once again went crazy with applauds. Chants of Mickey Mouse could be heard from all around.
Team GX and Team Disney stood each other down. The tension in the air could be felt by everyone in the arena.
"AND NOW THAT I HAVE BOTH TEAMS IN THE RING, I WILL GO OVER THE RULES!! UNDER NO, AND I REPEAT, NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU ALLOWED TO KILL YOUR OPPONENT! DOING SO WILL NOT ONLY COST YOU THE TOURNAMENT, BUT YOU WILL BE ARRESTED. FOR MALES, NO HITS IN THE FAMILY JEWELS, LADIES, NO HITS IN THE BREASTS! OTHER THAN THAT, ANYTHING GOES!! YOU LOSE WHEN YOU ARE KNOCKED OUT OF THE RING, DOWN FOR A 10 COUNT, OR YOU LOSE CONSIOUSNESS!! TO MAKE THINGS A BIT MORE INTERESTING, RANDOM WEAPONS WILL DROP FROM THE HOLE IN THE CEILING!!" MC Shortstop Clue pointed up at the hole in the ceiling. Both teams looked up.
"AND FINALLY, EACH MATCH WILL BE ONE ON ONE!! NOW THEN… NOW THAT WE HAVE ALL THE BASICS OUT OF THE WAY, ONLY THING I CAN SAY IS, GOOD LUCK AND MAKE IT AN EXCITING MATCH!!"
The crows blew up with applauds and cheers.
"NOW THEN, PLEASE GO TO YOUR SIDES OF THE RING AND CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTERS FOR THE FIRST MATCH!"
Both teams went back to their places outside the ring, then huddled up for around five minutes. They all broke the huddle, and Syrus climbed into the ring. He took a deep breath, then pulled out Super Vehicroid Stealth Union, then inserted it into his Bio-Band. An aura surrounded his body, and Syrus grinned. "This is going to be fun!" he said
On the other side, Tron entered the arena, and the two of them walked forward, then stared each other down.
Both teams began to cheer on their fighter in the ring.
"ON MY RIGHT, WE HAVE SYRUS TRUESDALE!! HE'S A 3RD YEAR RA YELLOW STUDENT WHO EXCELS IN USING A VEHICRIOD DECK!! HE'S NEVER SEEN WITH OUT JADEN YUKI AND HE'S THE YOUNGER BROTHER OF ZANE TRUESDALE!! THIS IS A CHILD WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE, FOLKS!! AND ON MY LEFT, WE HAVE TRON, WHO APPEARED IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES IN 1982 AND WAS MADE INTO A REMAKE A FEW YEARS LATER!!
HE'S A SECURITY PROGRAM CREATED BY A COMPUTER USER TO WATCH THE MCP! A VERY DEDICATED PROGRAM, HE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR HIS USER… DISNEY!!"
"That's right… now I'm gonna delete you, you puny little virus!" Tron said.
"Bring it on, computer boy!! My foot's about to give you a hard drive…" Syrus got into a fighting position. "…IN YOUR ASS!!" Deep down inside, even with Syrus' new powers, he was nervous. But he couldn't choke. He was representing Team GX. He glanced behind him to see the happy faces of his teammates watching him.
"I can do this… they believe in me!"
Zane still had his trademark serious face. "Lets see how strong you've gotten, little brother."
The crowd hushed as MC Shortstop Clue brought his hand up. Jaden clinched his fist as he saw Mickey grin at him from the other side of the ring. MC Shortstop Club brought his hand down.
"FIGHT!!"
And so, Round One of the Athena Tournament has just kicked off with Syrus vs. Tron! Will our favorite timid duelist stand strong against the computer generated fighter, or will he go down in flames! Find out on our next exciting chapter!!
That's right, the fight has begun! If you didn't see your OC or ideas that you pitched to me, DON'T WORRY!! I have everything planned out! So til then, please R&R!!