Matt here: Nothing much to say except to review when you finish, and yeah, the birthday party is next chapter. I like pie! Meeps!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and an Internet connection that decided to be a bitch on me.
Previously,... on Avatar... I mean If I were a ninja...
Shit was going down, I repeat, shit was going down.
Now this episode...
Brogan: NEJI! NEJI! NNNNEEEEJJJJIIII!
Meanwhile,...
Matt, Gaara, Hinata, and Kiba were surrounded by random crap.
Matt, elbowing an mp3 player: Ehhhhhhhhhhh!
Mp3: huh!... ...the hours approaching to give it your best, and you've got to reach your prime. That's when you need to put yourself to the test and show us the passage of time! We're gonna need a montage! MONTAGE! Ooo it takes a montage! Montage!
Kiba: What the hell? How is this...
Matt, interrupting: Just let it do it's thing.
Mp3: Show lots of things happening at once, remind everyone of what's going on!
Matt and the rest were playing monopoly.
Mp3: With every shot show a little improvement, to show it all would take to long! That's called a montage! MONTAGE! Girl we wanna montage! MONTAGE!
The people were shooting a deer with a flamethrower.
Mp3: In anything if you want to go, from just a beginner to a pro, you need a montage! MONTAGE! Even Rocky had a montage!
Matt and company were putting toothpaste on a cardboard box while Matt wore black, string panties on his head.
Mp3: Always fade out in a montage... MONTAGE... if your fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage... montage...
Everyone was fully dressed in party clothes, which was what they normally wore, except Hinata, who sported a strapless dark blue dress, which is only being mentioned because it complimented her "chest" well... BOOBS!
Kiba, mouth filled with drool: .jnsgluieasjkfbsmhfgzdsj
Hinata, blushing profusely: ... uh...What? But how... we didn't even do anything closely related to this.
Matt: Thus is the power of the montage.
Kiba, momentarily stopping his drooling over Hinata due to his confusion: Wait, we now have 15 minutes to get to the party... how the fuck...
Matt: MONTAGE!
Kiba: That doesn't...
Matt: MMOONNTTAAGGEE!
Kiba: Fine!
And with that the group of ninjas fled off to the party to get down with their bad selves.
Meanwhile,...
Temari came flying through the window of the building to find... Shikamaru rubbing Ino's feet?
Ino: Oh hi, birthday girl!
Temari, confused: What... what's going on? I thought you were getting it on like dogs in heat.
Pat, from the street below: WOOOOOOOO!
Ino, puzzled as well: What? Have sex with this lazy ass guy again? He's paying me back right now for sleeping with him during the surprise party plan.
Shikamaru: This is such a drag!
Pat, still from the street below: SO'S YOUR MOM!
Temari: Wait, so the pleasure you got during sex wasn't payment?
Ino: Please, like Shikamaru could please me.
Pat, STILL from the street below: OR ANY WOMAN!
Shikamaru, stopping his massaging duties: Excuse me.
Shikamaru got onto the floor, closed his eyes, and made a hand sign.
Temari: What are you...
Suddenly,...
Pat, outside on street below: What the... OW! OH DEAR GOD! MY NUTS! OOOOOWWWW! THIS PAIN IS UNIMAGINABLE! IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF SHADOW IS CRUNCHING MY NUTS INTO A FINE POWDER! OWWW! WHY GOD? WHY!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOWWWW!
Suddenly, the noise stopped, and Shikamaru got up.
Shikamaru, smirking: Let's go to the party.
Meanwhile,...
Sakura was in a hospital bed, bandaged up, while Lee sat next to her.
Lee, holding her hand: Sakura! You must come! It is unyouthful to miss a party!
Sakura: Lee, I have 498 broken bones. There aren't even that many in the human body, so they suspect that you may have accidentally pushed a kitten into my ass, raped it, the pounded it into a bloody heap of fur and bone.
Lee:... your point?
Sakura, sighing: Just go to the party without me. I'll be fine.
Lee, jumping up: Ok Sakura, but I shall be twice as youthful then normal to make up for you!
Lee then scurried out the door and drop kicked a few nurses accidentally on his way out.
Tsunade, appearing beside her pupil: I don't get what you see in him.
Sakura, looking at her teacher: Did you see the size of that bulge?
Tsunade: I really could care less about men's penises, I hit menopause 4 years ago.
Sakura: What about last week when I caught you and Jiraya in your office giving him a blow job?
Tsunade: Look... I was horny! That's the only excuse I need!
Sakura: No it...
Tsunade, yelling at full force: I'M HOKAGE! WHEN YOUR HOKAGE YOU CAN MAKE THE RULES!
Sakura, shrinking into her bed: eep...
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