DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling does.

Last time on Dragon ball Z Maximilian Köhler travelled with his father to Malaga, Spain and met his father's lover and potential half-brother. After meeting him they had an awkward first meeting, will they be saved by their respective parents? Will they get past this First meeting to forget? Find out on this episode (chapter) of Dragon ball Z (Harry Potter)

As the three letter greeting left my throat, an imminent silence took over.

'Well, this is awkward' I thought. 'Huh, maybe if I introduce myself things will slide easier.

"My names Maximilian, Maximilian Köhler" I said in Spanish, extending my hand for him to shake.

He stared at it for a while as if contemplating if it was poisonous or not. The only person that had done this was the French belladonna and we all know how THAT ended.

'Oh no, not again' I thought frantically.

However before I could motivate him into shaking my hand he took it in his own.

"My names David, David Alarcon" he replied.

"I saw you earlier today at the pitch, you're good" I complemented.

He flushed at the praise and smiled sheepishly which gave me the impression that he was very humble.

"Thank you."

Now I don't what in the Lord's name possessed me to ask him the next question but i asked the guy if he spoke English and he just stared at me as if I grew two heads.

'He lives in Malaga, Köhler, of course he doesn't speak English' I mentally kicked myself. But once again I was surprised as he slowly nodded his head, so I started speaking to him in it naturally.

"Uh, you play with the squad or just the youth team here?" I attempted at conversation.

"Uh...Yeah…the youth team, I've only practiced with the senior team once or twice" he muttered," it'd be nice to get some first team football at a higher level. It's nice playing with the youth team but we mainly only play with 4 side division IF we're lucky."

"Oh," I said, "well, I play for Gryffindor. You heard of them?"

"Not really."

"They're a house 'club' in Hogwarts, you heard of Hogwarts?"

"Oh, Hogwarts? Yeah, them I've heard of." He said smiling.

"Well, there are a lot of activities to do. Football, Quidditch, Geek Club, you name it and they probably have it. This year since Hogwarts is hosting the Tri-Wizard tourney, our league was cancelled. We play champion's league, you know that?"

David's eyes widened

"You play Champion's League football?" he asked incredulously

"Yeah at a smaller level of course then the senior Champion's League and Europa league but we get to play against teams all over Europe preparing us for our future career, well, atleast the ones that want to go into the profession.

"Wow that's amazing, I wish we had the squad talent to compete" he said solemnly before brightening up. "Hey do you think you guys could maybe…." He said trailing off.

"What" I asked.

"Nothing, forget it, it's stupid" he said.

"Come on tell me."

What could he mean; surely it wasn't bad was it?

"I was thinking if maybe you guys would, I don't know, buy me from Malaga…"he said.

Was that it, he must really want to get some European experience other than the locals.

"Huh, well I can't make any promises but I can let Klopp know to scout you and if he thinks you'll be a good investment, then he'll go to Wenger and try to place an official bid.

David seemed to be happy at this as a huge grin overtook his face.

"Thanks, you don't know how much this would mean to me if I could play against other teams."

I smiled in response.

I asked if he wanted to play some one-on-one, which he did, and we played for about 20 minutes before we heard our father walk outside with his ex lover in tow.

She still looked like she was absolutely fuming. She had a huge scowl until she noticed me beside her son.

"Oh, I'm sorry who are you?" she asked, then turning to her son, "David, is he one of your friends.

He was about to answer until I cut him off.

"Uh, no, my name's Max, and I'm HIS son," I said nodding towards my father.

At the mention of my father she scowled again.

"Thomas", she seethed, "why didn't you tell me you had a goddamn son?"

"Because you never asked" he said as if it was an obvious answer.

The woman was about to say something, probably not nice, but was cut off by a car pulling into the driveway. I turned and saw a tall, wealthy look man get out of his white Mercedes-Benz. He had a business suit, paired by a gold watch and black sunglasses.

"Who's that" I asked David.

"That's Francisco, my stepfather" he answered.

I mouthed a big 'OH'.

"Sofia" he said

'So Sofia is her name.'

"Who are they?"

"Thomas" she said, and the man automatically got a sour face.

"And the kid is his son?"

"Yeah, I just found out today" she said.

"What do they fucking want?"

'The fuck dude, I understand Spanish' I thought but then realized I was pretty white and my father was German, so technically it was understandable.

"I don't know, but I'm going to ask them to leave, right now" she fumed.

"HEY", my father yelled, causing everyone to put their full attention on him, "I don't know what the FUCK you're saying right now, so I'd appreciate it if you could switch English mode or whatever back on."

The man simply sneered and walked inside the house.

"Leave" the woman simply said, crossing her arms over her chest.

"Excuse me" my father asked.

"Leave" she repeated.

My father just stared at her for what seemed like forever before turning to me.

"C'mon, let's go" he told me.

We walked off before I turned back around to David, who seemed sad that I was leaving so soon. I was going to tell him in English that I'd tell Klopp about him, but decided to rustle the woman by saying it in Spanish.

Man, was her face priceless.

Back in Hogwarts, Wenger's Office

"Sit down" Wenger said motioning to 3 figures in his office, 3 figures that Wenger knew well.

"What can I do for you" he asked.

"We came to you because of the team" the first one said. Barry Kaneson, 7th year left back for Gryffindor.

"Oh, someone causing problems" Wenger asked.

"No, it's not that" the second one said. Ryan Kaneson, 7th year center, brother of Barry; also plays for Gryffindor.

"Then why are you here" asked Klopp, who was leaning against the wall, arms crossed.

"Because we feel the team needs improvement" the last one said. Lucas Crawford, 7th year holding midfielder for Gryffindor; also the captain of Gryffindor for the past 3 years.

"Well we can't do that" Klopp said, "No one from the youth team is ready to be promoted, not to mention play Champion's League, I should know because I coach them personally."

"Not from the youth team Sir, from the transfer market" Lucas said.

"Ah, well then I must take my leave" Wenger said, "all transfer dealings will be dealt by Klopp."

And with that he left and Klopp turned to the three senior players in the room.

"So what improvements need to be made" enquired Klopp.

"Well, about three starting positions, and three back-ups for squad depth" Ryan said.

"I take it you guys are part of the established starting eleven already?"

Barry shook his head at this. "No, the established five are the four attackers: Köhler, LeBlanc, Roman, and Lewandowski. You should know why."

Klopp smiled knowingly recalling when he first met the first three, them putting more effort than the rest and that work ethic passing over to Lewandowski when he was brought in his third year.

"And the fifth" Klopp wondered aloud.

"The keeper, McLaggen" said Lucas.

"Alright, from the moment the window opens in January and the moment it closes in February, I'll look for the best and affordable talent I can find."

Told you I'd update faster.

Anyways so Klopp has the go ahead to buy in the window since realistically Wenger barely buys in January T_T (I know he bought this year, but still). Will David Alarcon be one of the new players brought in?

I'm just warning you guys right now that I have absolutely no creativity so whatsoever. Soooo, I'm just going to use names and prospects from real life right now.

Until next time.